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Harry Potter and the School Full of Things Trying to Kill Him by jackdaw_with_teeth
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Jun 2024
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Every morning, the sun rose, bringing light to the occupants of Privet Drive. In almost all of the years since the houses had been constructed, with the notable exception of a cold October night involving a crying baby, the houses all silently greeted the sunrise. Their plain, off-white siding and dull grey roofs sat in neat little rows, like soldiers standing to attention. Eventually, alarm clocks went off and tired husbands left their wives to go to their various jobs, while the wives stayed home and cared for the houses and their children.
Except, of course, in number four, Privet Drive. Now, the occupants of the house would’ve sworn up and down that they were perfectly ordinary, just like any of their neighbours, but they had a terrible, horrible secret. A child.
Not their child, of course, no, Dudley was everything they wanted him to be. Perfect, just like his father. But… the girl.-
Trans man Harry Potter rewrite! Canon is terrible and Joanne is not a very good writer. If you like trans people, millipedes, or systemic change to systemic issues, get ready.
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There, peeking out from between the grasses, was the glittering and unmistakable head of a grass snake.
Cody blinked.
Twice.
“I – “ he began, and realized he didn’t quite know what to say. “Forgive me, are you – the grass snake, there?”
The grass snake’s head twitched – as if reacting to his voice. He saw a flash of its forked tongue, and –
“That would be me, yes.”
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will you be an anarchist with me? by a_alene
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
07 Jun 2023
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Once the Kenobi floodgates are opened, they cannot be closed. Cody has apparently been keeping an itemized list of disagreements, and he is determined to tell Rex each and every one of them.
Kenobi refuses to listen to Cody’s input. Kenobi throws himself into battle with no regard for previously established battle plans. Kenobi uses the Force so recklessly and obviously that every undercover assignment is blown within the first few minutes. Kenobi is a hypocrite who berates Cody for sidestepping protocol, but flouts it himself at every opportunity.
CT-7567: bet you wish you had skywalker now
CC-2224: I wish for nothing but the cold embrace of space
Right. And he says Kenobi’s dramatic.
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Marshal Commander Cody and High General Obi-Wan Kenobi of the 212th cannot stand each other. Rex doesn't know why this is his problem.
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so i'll take the night shift by a_alene
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
23 Jul 2023
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“You told me,” Ben says hoarsely, into the silence. “You told me once that you chose your name because you wanted to make your own kind of glory.”
There are very few people who know that. Most of them are dead.
“Glory,” Ben continues. “Kote. Cody. It is you, isn’t it?”
“You know me,” Cody manages. “How do you know me?”
Ben reaches up towards his own helmet, very slowly. Cody is helpless as he pulls it off, lets it rest in the space between them, and looks Cody dead in the eye for the first time in six years.
“You said it yourself,” Obi-Wan Kenobi says. “You killed me.”
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Glory wants a job. Obi-Wan wants his nephew. Luke wants a bantha. Also, there's a crime syndicate and a love story worked out somewhere in the middle.
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Bookmarked by jackdaw_with_teeth
15 Sep 2024
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they learn how to use their words good for them!!
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"Is it James? Sweet, fun, charming, chaotic James? Who makes Regulus feel like he can do anything, be anything.
Or is it Lily? Kind, genuine, fierce, intelligent Lily? Who makes Regulus feel like this is a world he can actually fit into, rather than feeling like an outsider, perched on the edge waiting to be let in.
It feels like they both opened a door for him. And he has to choose which one to walk through. Which is a strange feeling to have, seeing as he is certain they both couldn’t care less about him."
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Regulus decided to follow in his brothers footsteps, and become an Animagus. Now, knowing full well that he has a crush on Sirius' best friend, and a strange obsession with said best friends girlfriend, he spends his evenings in their common room, being showered with attention.
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In an alternate universe where Sirius Black never went to Azkaban, Harry divides his life between the Dursleys' house and Mr. Black's bookshop -- until Sirius realises what the Dursleys are doing to him, and takes him away from their care.
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- Part 1 of Stealing Harryverse
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Bookmarked by jackdaw_with_teeth
20 Jun 2024
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purely delightful writing!! absolutely spectacular