jellyfishline
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Echoing from down the hall, there is the rumble of ominous chanting again. Astarion thought, when the sound first assailed his ears an hour before dawn this morning, that it was the sound of some horribly tacky wizard attempting to summon a monster from the great beyond. It turned out instead to be Ulder Ravengard, Grand Duke of Baldur's Gate, attempting to sing.
Festively.
During a holiday visit to Baldur's Gate, Wyll and Astarion wake up to discover Ulder Ravengard has been struck with some kind of Festive Madness. Somehow, this is now Astarion's problem.
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Springtime Thaw by jellyfishline for not_whelmed_yet
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
21 Dec 2025
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Astarion discovers that his sex drive—long considered a casualty of his vampirism—returns with a vengeance after being properly fed for the first time in two hundred years. This would be annoying enough, but his newly revived sexuality has acquired an interest bordering-on-obsession with one Wyll Ravengard, Blade of Frontiers. But how hard could seducing one hero be?
(Spoiler: much harder than it looks.)
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"Do you have any idea what this is?" he'd asked, peering into the strange pit in the basement of the tower. It was about as wide and deep as the pool from a modestly-sized bathhouse, though that wasn't what had caught Wyll's eye about it.
"Ah yes," Gale said, with a twinkle in his eye that Wyll, at the time, mistook for academic curiosity. "The illecebrae flagellum. I think that's the Purple Majesty breed. Quite popular in the southern countries—designed in Athkatla, you know. I'm surprised to see it here! Normally in the Underdark you get more bioluminescent breeds like the Starstrand—"
"Right," Wyll said, politely. "Is it valuable? Dangerous?"
"Dangerous? No, not at all." Gale wiggled a finger over the lip of the pit. Wyll startled as one of the thin waving vines coiled around it. "The value is, ah. Subjective."
Wyll was saved from having to ask more questions by Astarion—appearing from nowhere, as was his wont—to put it in plain terms.
"It's a sex plant," Astarion said flatly.
Wyll and Astarion make a startling discovery in the basement of a dead wizard's tower.
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A vampire and a vampire hunter meet in a hotel room. What happens next will (probably not) shock you.
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a vow is a pact your heart makes by jellyfishline for ushauz
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
09 Sep 2025
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Or, sometimes the things you thought were lost forever come back in unexpected ways.
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Resting Place (or, how to spice up your sex life with tadpoles) by jellyfishline
Fandom: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
21 Dec 2024
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Astarion seizes an unexpected opportunity to seduce The Blade of Frontiers. Meanwhile, Wyll seizes an unexpected opportunity to work through some things that are Definitely Not Trauma Because He Is Fine, Actually.
Aka Wyll and Astarion fumble their way through sex, feelings, and having an actual relationship, in roughly that order.
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Sam doesn't have a security blanket. He manages anyway.
"I have been studying the difference
between solitude and loneliness,
telling the story of my life
to the clean white towels taken warm from the dryer.
I carry them through the house
as though they were my children
asleep in my arms."- Richard Jones
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