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so the world may become like itself again by bonehandledknife (ladywinter) for Dark4Kuran
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
25 Dec 2023
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They'd had such hopes for Minato's chance at the role but at every turn he'd been stymied by adherents to the Sandaime's policies and decisions.
Kakashi didn't want that for Naruto; didn't want his mistakes and concessions to affect what Naruto was able to do. Even Tsunade, upon giving Kakashi the hat, had left immediately on a tour to various gambling dens. And while it made the transition easier, it'd left Kakashi feeling overwhelmed and alone. He didn't want that for Naruto either; he’s promised to always support him.
"Once I'm instated as Hokage–" Naruto insisted.
"–they still don't necessarily have to listen to you. We have history to prove it." Kakashi asked, heavily, "are you asking me to leave Konoha then?"
"No! But it really made a difference when Baa-chan left for you?"
Kakashi breathed out heavily. "It did. I was close enough to Minato-sensei to see how the transition worked for him. Trust me, Naruto, you have to do this."
"Kakashi-sensei..."
"You have to make me submit, visibly so, if I'm to be around in the Hokage tower."
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A KakaNaruKaka Discord Secret Santa fill.
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touch starved - a journey by bonehandledknife (ladywinter) for uzumaki_rakku (fuurin_senpai)
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
23 Dec 2023
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Five times Naruto used 'Kakashi' when he was touch starved and once where he was really really not.
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the right numbers (in the right order) by bonehandledknife (ladywinter) for Panlock, ebonynemesis
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
05 Dec 2023
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Porn with a smattering of plot, Naruto gets inducted into office and they celebrate.
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The Three Body Problem by bonehandledknife (ladywinter) for laverna_aurelius
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
04 Dec 2023
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"I... look, y'gotta promise to help me with this, I don't even–" and between one breath and the next Naruto whips out a sealing scroll and unseals something from it. "–know how to use it!"
Kakashi stares.
It’s a man's torso? Aa, a man’s naked torso.
With a very erect dick, dicking out erectedly.
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Naruto asks for help. Kakashi is Supportive.
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Non-existent Recoil by bonehandledknife (ladywinter) for Monyas
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
21 Oct 2019
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After reading Monyas' Bad Scoping Mechanisms series, I was innocently writing a comment when this happened.
It's been cleaned up but probably won't make sense without context.
But TLDR? The Winter Soldier is the Merchant of Death's biggest fan.
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"I'm not fired?" Bucky seems to hazard a guess.
Which? What?
WHAT, why is that even a guess.
"You are never fired!" Tony shouts in dismay. "I think there's a condition on your contract at this point that you can never be fired, ever, since Monaco. Or at least there should be. Unless you want to be fired."
"I want to be fired?" Bucky repeats in absolute bafflement.
"No?"
"No."
Tony has a brief shocky flashback of the shitshow that was the last five minutes, so of course he asks. "Well why not?"
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The Mountains Are The Same by bonehandledknife (ladywinter), Primarybufferpanel (ArwenLune)
Fandom: Mad Max Series (Movies), Mad Max: Fury Road
09 Jun 2016
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Furiosa and her War Boys, before and after. Plus, Max!
So once upon a time I launched a tumblr post with headcanon about Furiosa teaching her War Boy crew the forehead touch in a moment of celebration...
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Hijinks, and more worldbuilding than you can shake a dick at.
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Tumblr Ficlet Liferaft by bonehandledknife (ladywinter)
Fandom: Jupiter Ascending (2015), Mad Max Fury road, Mad Max Series (Movies), Star Wars - All Media Types
11 Dec 2018
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YAOI, KakaNaru. Kakashi tries to escape after ending up in bed with Naruto. Naruto's having None Of That. - Formerly part of the Foxwife series. All chapters except the prologue are moved here.
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Wherein Naruto makes a bet with Fate... and death is not the end. - Formerly part of the Foxwife series. Reincarnation fic, M/M, F/F, M/F, KakaNaru.
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“Do you know what studding is?” Childe moans and Zhongli shifts, cupping his cheeks between gloved palms. He’d rather have the smooth skin of Zhongli’s hands instead, to smell what the scent glands at his wrist are like. Heady? Sharp? Are they different from his neck? “Ajax.” It’s the first time since before that Zhongli has called him that. “Ajax, listen to me. Answer the question.”
“I—yes, but what’s that got to do with me?”
“You’re rutting, darling.
Childe, a beta, responds to Zhongli's alpha pheromones by accidentally studding himself.
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Clearing his throat, Childe leans forward. “So. Let me summarize. You’re a six-thousand-year-old virgin who has decided that me, a Harbinger, the guy who nearly drowned the city you once ruled over as a god, is the best choice to fuck you for the first time.”
“Correct,” Zhongli says, taking another sip of his wine.
“How much of that have you had?” Childe asks.
With a sigh, Zhongli sets his cup aside. “Neither of us has had enough wine to be drunk. But if you aren’t amenable—”
“I never said that,” Childe says quickly.
Childe takes Zhongli's virginity.
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In a different, older Liyue, the god Rex Lapis only descends once a year to be with his people and live among them. And every year a local is given the honour of being his personal attendant at his beck and call for this duration, to ensure Rex Lapis wants for nothing. This year, his attendant is Childe - who is doing his best to pretend that he's not completely and utterly consumed with lust every time he looks at Rex Lapis.
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When Loid Forger meets his soulmates, he's on the brink of death. The war is over, his dog tags are missing, and he's a soldier stranded on the other side.
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Childe and the Very Homosexual, Not Straight Weekend by Orasmyn
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
10 Jun 2023
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He assumes that Zhongli will forget about this conversation, as he does most things that Childe ends up waking him up for, but he is wrong because the next day Zhongli sits him down, looks him dead in the eye, and says, “is there anything you want to ask me now, while I’m awake?”
Asking your roommate how he had The Big Realisation is way less embarrassing when it’s 1:07am and you can’t sleep than at like, 11am and you’re painfully awake.
Still, Childe’s a big believer in not half-assing anything, so he looks Zhongli right back in the eye and says, “yeah. How did you know you were gay?”
Childe has a mild crisis of the sexuality sort, but luckily he has a (hot) roommate like Zhongli who's willing to help him with it.
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Bookmarked by bonehandledknife (ladywinter)
11 Jun 2023
Bookmarker's Notes
I dont really bookmark or rec anything anymore because km too ficking tired and spoonless and lazy but ok hear me out
childe playing gay chicken with his own fucking self i cant even
Read this
Its super hot and super funny and childe loses at gay chicken except when he wins so very very much

