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Agatha couldn’t move. It was her, she was sure of it—the dancer from the club, on the night of the last day of school. A stripper was standing in her classroom, addressing her second-graders. A stripper who, until this very moment, had been filed neatly into the category of things Agatha would never think about again. (Except that one time, when she got too drunk on the Fourth of July. And that other time, when she got too drunk on the Seventh of July, which was just a normal Tuesday.) And yet here she was, in practical jeans and a black tee, looking every inch like a competent professional.
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First ten minutes of Afternoon Delight meets...the American public school system? (THEY'RE TEACHERS)
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28 Dec 2025
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Ancient (and chronically unemployed) vampires Agatha Harkness and Rio Vidal have been strictly best friends for 600 years.
That is, until Agatha bites her.
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- Part 1 of Put Your Fangs In Me
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27 Dec 2025
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I Tore You Apart In My Head by kayniiine for legendsofstation19
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
04 Nov 2025
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Rules have never been a difficult concept for Rio Vidal. Following them hasn't either, although she has never been beyond the human experience of making mistakes.
After years kept within the steel walls of the Cook County Coroner's Office, very little has come to challenge her anymore. That is, until a series of deceased men come across her table, all seemingly fine and yet, all in possession of a severed spinal cord.
By the fifth body, Rio is beginning to saw her nose off to spite her face; not knowing how such a thing keeps happening, even if it is at the hands of another human being, starts to tilt her focus and skew her moral compass.
How far will she go to get answers?
Rio isn't even sure she knows.
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- Part 1 of Red Lights and Yellow Tape
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25 Dec 2025
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Two girls and a witch walk into a cave...
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The ‘you promised me your firstborn in exchange for saving someone’s life but turns out you really suck at dating so I’m just gonna have to step in and help you get laid aren’t I’ witch au.
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21 Dec 2025
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“It’s quite refreshing, actually. My parents were always strict on table manners, it’s a nice change of pace. You’re clearly, uh— devoted. With food, I mean.”
Vi suppresses a snort. Who the fuck says devoted?
“Yeah, it’s probably a prison thing, although I wasn’t much better as a kid either.”
Caitlyn blinks, taken aback, “Oh, sorry, I wasn’t trying to—”
“It’s cool, don’t worry.” Vi dismisses her quickly.
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Vi is navigating her way back into life. Caitlyn just happens to be her stress-baking neighbor.
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20 Dec 2025