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Hel is Other People by Moosepelheim
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Thor (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Doctor Strange (2016), Marvel
23 Apr 2025
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“So what if I ate the cheeseburger?” Tony shouts, throwing a wrench at Loki’s head. The bastard dodges it easily as he stalks closer. “That doesn’t mean I belong to you!”
“Oh, not to me,” Loki says lowly, a smile like honey slowly spreading its way across his face. “But with me? Surely you’ve heard of Persephone.”
“A cheeseburger isn’t some fucking mystical pomegranate, you smirking lunatic.” It isn’t, it just isn’t. Not even close. "You aren't even Greek!" he adds, throwing another wrench which is dodged just as easily.
Loki spreads his hands wide, posing like the showman he is. “I think you’ll find that a pomegranate symbolizes the fruit of the dead. Your cheeseburger, made of dead flesh, was topped with fruit. It’s close enough for the symbolism to bind.”
“Ah-hah! There’s no fucking fruit on a cheeseburger,” Tony says triumphantly, finger pointing accusingly at Loki. “I fucking win, no going back to crazy town with you. I stay here in my workshop, and you fucking leave before I call the Avengers.”
“Oh Stark,” Loki murmurs, almost affectionately. “A tomato is a berry, you ignorant fool.”
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10 Oct 2025
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Re-read for dialogue that makes you snort laugh
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When Loki is rescued from Svartalfheim after the events of the dark world, he didn't end up quite where he expected. Loki has to start from square one to discover exactly what it means to be born a frost giant..
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foolproof, foolhardy by tennessoui
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
06 Jun 2025
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Senior padawan Obi-Wan Kenobi’s best friend, Ahsoka, pisses him off. After a few too many drinks, he decides that the perfect way to get revenge is to sleep with her master.
A sober, hungover Obi-Wan is horrified to remember the plan, and even more horrified to find that Quinlan, perhaps-a-bit-too-eager partner in crime, has no intentions of letting him back out of Operation: Seduce Anakin Skywalker, a foolhardy yet foolproof plan.
Emphasis, of course, on fool.
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- Part 1 of tomfoolery
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It Was My Life (And Then You Took It) by kj_feybarn
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types
24 May 2022
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Obi-Wan was flying under the radar, getting the information that Satine and Qui-Gon needed, all while playing the part of just another trainee.
Except then there's Jay, the mysterious Commando who seems to see Obi-Wan the way no one ever has before. Obi-Wan isn't flying below the radar anymore, and he can't quite bring himself to regret it.
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08 May 2025
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Brienne, Plain and Tall by greenmtwoman
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
10 Mar 2023
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Farmer with two children and substantial property in the West seeks a wife. Requirements are honesty, sobriety, a strong back and a thick skin. A practical arrangement will be made. Beauty is unnecessary and intimacy not expected. Interested parties should contact Mr. Jaime Lannister, Casterly Farm.
Did this Mr. Lannister want a wife or a hired hand? But in either case what did she have to lose?