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  1. Public Bookmark 90

    straight dude gets tricked into thinking by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    04 Feb 2017

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    dirk and john get high and touch each other

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    27 Dec 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 61

    In Love With Your Kiss by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    02 Apr 2012

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    Originally posted July 2011.

    In which John gets kissed in the dark by a passionate mystery man, and gains a sudden new obsession with making it happen again.

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    16 Nov 2025

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    WOWEEE Dave's desperation is *chefs kiss*

  3. Public Bookmark 37

    Residual by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    24 Oct 2013

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    After hearing about a ghost sighting at the local haunted house, John is more than a little excited to go on just one more amateur ghost hunting trip. Dave doesn't even believe in them, but he'll go anywhere as long as John keeps smiling at him like that.

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    24 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    ARGHH THE FIRST TIME I READ THIS ON FFN IT FUCKING KILLED ME. I AM GONE. a reread is in order for me to form a more coherent appraisal of thy work

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    Way Too Hot to Simmer Down (Might as Well Overheat) by

    Fandoms: Scott Pilgrim - All Media Types, Scott Pilgrim (Comics), Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010)  

    28 Mar 2023

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    “Do guys ever want to experiment…after uni?” he asked meekly. He couldn’t help but hold Wallace’s stare, though it was growing more intense by the second. Christ, he just had something for people who could stare him down like they couldn’t decide whether to punch him or tear his clothes off.

    “All the time,” Wallace said flatly. “Why?”

    “Just curious,” Scott said, finally breaking the staring contest to stare instead at his hands in his lap. “You said they usually turn out gay?”

    “Not always,” Wallace said, and Scott could feel the ulterior motives radiating off of him. Well, was mutual attraction really all that sneaky, all that perverse?

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    23 Dec 2025

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    FUCK SHIT FUCK my god repressed gay hookups I LOVE IT the reluctant admittance of Scott thinking about Wallace, the idiotic banter between them, and oh my god first chapter's ending fucking bROKE me because we know Scott want it but he's pretty repressed and didn't want to deal with the implications and I liked how Wallace's reaction is ambiguous, since this is from Scott's perspective after all but I like to imagine that break up tore him apart from the inside but he put up a blank face so that it won't get more awkward tomorrow FUCK this is amazing they're so silly author I LOVE YOU

  5. Public Bookmark 4

    Life Lessons by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    03 Feb 2013

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    When John was young, he had made a promise to do whatever it takes to protect his father.

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    23 Dec 2025