notlikelybutpossible

Agent Mulder, FBI



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  1. Public Bookmark 17

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    It's not that weird to go around in public with a butt plug in. Right? And what I'm doing is only a little weirder than that. The only itty bitty difference is that my butt plug is... my girlfriend? See, she can compress her amorphous body down so small she fits up my butt.

    Oh, I guess another difference is that a normal butt plug wouldn't fuck me under my clothes while I'm riding the subway.

    Or have its way with me when I get home.

    Okay... I guess it's pretty different? But still. It's not that weird.

    ...Right?

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    10 Oct 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 86

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    Armitage Hux hates Kylo Ren. He hates his temper tantrums, how he terrorizes the crew of The Finalizer and his very existence. Hux doesn't hate Matt the Radar Technician, and finds himself strangely drawn to the tech that is always clearing up Ren's mess. However, he starts to realize that all is not what it seems where Matt is concerned...

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    23 Sep 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 88

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    Hux is tired of his body. No matter how much time or effort he puts into it, he never seems to gain any muscle mass. He's tried thousands of supplements over the years, and decides to try just one more, but the results are not what he expected. Maybe he should have read the label more carefully.

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    24 Aug 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 43

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    Hux is (forced) on vacation, to a quiet beach side home. No technology, just him, the beach, and the quiet beach side town. But when Hux is about to enjoy his last bath in his beach side home, he gets an unexpected visitor dropping in. And this visitor is far from human. And this visitor has tentacles--several of them.

    Hux's carnal fantasies have come to life...

    (Written for a very dear friend of mine--Cerberus38 <3)

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    29 May 2025

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    “You got everything you need?” Galo asks, fluffing the pillows on the living room pull out bed as Lio yawns beside him.

    “I’ve slept in worse. Crashing in your apartment feels like a hotel.” He shrugs before flopping down onto the mattress to a cacophony of squeaks and groans from the springs. Galo cringes, but Lio seems perfectly comfortable. He doesn’t even have proper pajamas, practically swimming in one of Galo’s borrowed t-shirts as he stretches his limbs and yawns again.

    “You’re not crashing here, my place is your place.”

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    02 May 2025