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The thing is, Lando Norris is no stranger to car crashes. He drives 800-kilo turbo-speed death rockets for a living, knowing how to react in a totalled vehicle is essential in his line of work.
It’s just that the automotive incidents he’s accustomed to usually involve him being in the car, rather than the poor sod being slammed into. Maybe that difference is the reason he’s seeing the light right now, ribs bruised and head reeling, as what could only be an angel leans over to get a look at him.
“Holy shit,” Oscar swears. “I just hit fucking Lando Norris with my car.”
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16 Dec 2025
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Fatherhood wasn’t on Oscar’s calendar this season. Neither was falling in love with his teammate. Yet here we are.
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02 Dec 2025
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Lando Norris can’t send a proper email to save his life, but somehow he’s the personal assistant to Oscar Piastri — the terrifyingly efficient CEO of a booming fintech company.
Oscar runs on deadlines and black coffee. Lando runs on vibes, chaos, and pure luck. By all logic, he should’ve been fired months ago.
Instead, he’s still here — slipping coffee into Oscar’s hand, scheduling fake “Mandatory Lunch Breaks,” and accidentally making his boss smile.
Maybe the world’s most chaotic assistant is exactly what the perfect CEO needs.
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- Part 1 of Strictly Business (Not Really)
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26 Nov 2025
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Chaos Court
(January 1st 2023, 3:26 pm)
George:
Dear Residents of Slipstream Suites,
I hope you all had a wonderfull christmas and a good start in the new year 2023
I wanted to inform you that we have two new tenants joining our wonderful community this year:
Logan Sargeant and Oscar Piastri (Unit 281). Both will move in today, and I trust you will extend them the warm and friendly welcome that Slipstream Suites is known for. (please don't throw any pans at them Lando)
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- Part 1 of Chaos Court 💅🏻
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11 Nov 2025
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Oscar nods with exaggerated seriousness. “It’s been in my diary for about five years. You just didn’t know about it.”
Lando shakes his head, grabbing his half-crushed Capri-Sun. “Guess I should start writing some things down.”
Oscar’s smirk returns instantly. “Like winning?”
or: a Landoscar retelling of Lando's chicken shop date
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31 Oct 2025