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    Ilya rocks his hips up. “No, Hollander. Keep up. I want to meet your dildo.” He enjoys enunciating the word. Tries to give it a bit of a whiny Canadian inflection. “You remember? You told me about him, back in Vegas.”

    Hollander blushes beautifully and says, “That’s private.”

    “Hollander. I know the taste of your ball skin.”

    “That’s—Jesus, don’t say it like that. I can show you, but. Only if you promise not to be a dick.”

    “Best behaviour,” Ilya promises. “Will say only nice things.”

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    The League won't say it out loud, but there are moments where even Bruce sighs, runs a hand through his hair, and thinks 'Wow. Isn't it great he's on our side?'

    (Written for the April Fool's Topsy Turvy event for the Superbateveryweek Server!)

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    Csethiro broke abruptly free of the pack and came sweeping towards him with hands outstretched, probably hoping to do damage control.
    “Serenity,” she said, ignoring her father, who seemed to be wanting to prompt her like a conductor. “We are honoured to have you here.”
    Maia had very little experience with the specific social mortifications of an embarrassing family— his own having simply chosen to forget he existed— and it wouldn’t have been fair to make a judgement, but there was already an undeniable tinge of the ridiculous to the entire affair.

    (Awkward dinners are part and parcel of the Emperor's role... but the Ceredada really are spectacularly embarrassing.)

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    He had been part of his father’s government since he was sixteen. He had seen more relegations than he had seen Winternight Balls. He just had not realised that his siblings did not understand it.
    “But he wouldn’t,” said Ciris numbly. “Not— not us.”
    “Yes, he would,” Nemolis said. “Ciris. He would.”

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    Klim grins at him in a way that bares all his teeth. “Aw. Puppy, fetch,” he says, then sticks his tongue out and starts panting for good measure.

    “Fuck off,” he snarls, which gets Klim’s hands raised in mock surrender. Will still hears him panting all the way home.

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