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If You Don’t Take Inspiration From Your Own Life, Someone Else Will Take It for You by passivelyexisting
Fandoms: 銀魂 | Gintama (Anime & Manga)
20 Oct 2025
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Gintoki is going to get over Hijikata—eventually. It's going to be difficult, though, if Hijikata can undo a month of progress just by showing up, looking irresistible as ever. Wait, and now he's actually trying to win Gintoki back?! Never mind. He's never getting over him.
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Life Is an Open Window You Can Crawl Through as Many Times as You Want, but Eventually You Might Get Stuck Halfway in and We All Know What Happens Then by passivelyexisting
Fandoms: 銀魂 | Gintama (Anime & Manga)
16 Sep 2025
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Something went down a few months ago. Gintoki's been avoiding Hijikata ever since, but who knows what might happen if he saw him after a few drinks? Gintoki definitely hasn't been spending his nights out drinking at local bars, hoping for one such encounter...
—since the incident! He latched onto the thought desperately, like a man swallowing his final gasps of air. Ever since then, it was possible that, maybe, Hijikata had been different! Gintoki had worked so hard on avoiding him that it was difficult to say, but that one time they had bumped into each other at the supermarket and Hijikata had given him a heavy, unreadable look and then tossed a pack of condoms into Gintoki’s basket was very suspicious in retrospect!
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Train a Man Like a Dog and He’ll Never Leave, but Be Careful, He Might Like It Too Much by passivelyexisting
Fandoms: 銀魂 | Gintama (Anime & Manga)
23 Jun 2025
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Hijikata is exposed to a unique aphrodisiac and somehow Gintoki gets stuck looking after him until he recovers. The Shinsengumi better be paying him, because this is truly back-breaking labor—with absolutely no personal gratification of any sort!
Gintoki counted on his fingers. “First, it makes my dick hard, and second, it’s like a disguise. I don’t think you want to be recognized with me in the places we’re going. And third, it makes my dick hard—oh, one and three are different, just so you know. One is because you’ll look cute and sexy and three is because you’re going to be humiliated—”
“You’re a bastard,” Hijikata interrupted. “I’m not doing it.”
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There’s No Such Thing as a Free Dessert and if Someone Says There Is They Mean You’re the Dessert for a Pack of Horny Aliens and Also It Still Isn’t Free by passivelyexisting
Fandoms: 銀魂 | Gintama (Anime & Manga)
20 Apr 2025
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Gintoki only had to be drugged up, fucked out, and orgasm denied before he could admit to himself that Hijikata could kind of get it—and Gintoki wanted to let him have it.
“Drop the strawberry!” a deep voice bellowed.
Gintoki’s mouth twitched, but he wasn’t sure why. It could be funny, maybe, somewhere far away where it wasn’t his ruined asshole being violated by his favorite fruit.
He felt the second strawberry sink past his rim. His hole swallowed it easily. There goes the evidence, he thought deliriously.
“Not into him, you bastard!”
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While in Castrum Kremnos with Mydei and Caelus, Phainon makes a mistake. Mydei will be the one to pay for it.
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tojigumi week 2021 by passivelyexisting
Fandom: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
16 Aug 2021
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gofushi week 2021 by passivelyexisting
Fandom: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
04 Aug 2021
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Not So Secret Anymore by Sineala for phoenixmetaphor
Fandoms: Marvel (Comics), Marvel 616, Avengers (Comics)
09 Feb 2022
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When Steve's laptop isn't working right, Tony offers to fix it for him, and he quickly discovers the problem: computer viruses. He also discovers a fairly large amount of porn. Gay porn. But that can't be Steve's gay porn, surely. Captain America doesn't have hundreds of gigabytes of gay porn. A virus must have put it there. Clearly the best thing to do is to delete all of this gay porn that doesn't belong on Steve's computer and then they'll never have to have a conversation about it and Steve will definitely never find out about the massive crush Tony has on him. Good idea.
This plan is perfect. Right up until Tony gets an email from Steve, asking if he could please have his collection of homosexual pornography back now.
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25 Dec 2025
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Xue Yang is dragged on a hike by Xiao Xingchen and Song Lan, but it's much more enjoyable than he expects.
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18 Dec 2025
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this secret language that we speak by lazulisong
Fandoms: 镇魂 | Guardian (TV), 镇魂 | Guardian (novel)
25 Aug 2018
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"If you don't want to do this any more," says Shen Wei, "you get off the couch, and we'll do whatever you want. Do you understand?"
Zhao Yunlan is so hot he thinks he's going to light the couch on fire. He swallows and nods.
"I didn't hear you," says Shen Wei, implacable as death. "Do you understand?"
Zhao Yunlan has to clear his throat, and when he manages to speak, his voice is gravelled with arousal. "Yeah. I do."
"Good," says Shen Wei.
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- Part 3 of guardian
- Part 3 of TRASH GARBAGE FIRES
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18 Dec 2025
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welcome to phainonville by pomegranatewaffles
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
12 Sep 2025
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There’s already a line of Phainons forming outside the cafe, and Phainon quickens his pace to join it. The barista greets him with a wide smile.
“Good morning, Phainon,” says Phainon.
“Good morning, Phainon,” says Barista Phainon. “The usual today?”
location: phainonville. population: 33,550,337. area: 9,910 square kilometres.
demographics:
1. phainon (33,550,336)
2. mydei (1)Bookmarked by passivelyexisting
17 Dec 2025
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A woman gets groped in an elevator.
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03 Dec 2025