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“You wanna use that mouth for something I’d actually like, come suck my dick.” Chris punctuated this with a grab at his crotch.
The silence stretched. Chris knew he should feel bad that he had snapped at Adrian instead of ‘communicating his needs directly’ but god, Adrian didn’t know when to be quiet. The man could barely pick up on sarcasm, it wasn’t like social cues were his strong point—
“I mean, you want me to?”
Chris opened his eyes. Adrian was leaning forward, smiling slightly, watching him with a sharpness he usually reserved for criminals. Behind his lopsided grin and coke-bottle glasses, the man looked dangerous. Chris’ mouth dried out, and not because of the weed.
----------------------------Five times Adrian said yes when Chris wanted sex and one time he said no. Now with more feelings, and an extra dose of make up sex, because I couldn't leave them like that.
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29 Dec 2025
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Chris and Adrian have a pretty good thing going until Chris has to go and ruin it by falling in love. But does he actually ruin it?
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- Part 2 of Kiss Me, Bro
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29 Dec 2025
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5 times Gut was subjected to Adrian’s rampant obsession with Christopher Smith + 1 time Gut realized the obsession maybe wasn’t so one-sided after all.
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28 Dec 2025
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When Chris gets groupies, he thinks it's pretty cool. But then a groupie shows up for Vigilante. And suddenly it's a lot less cool.
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28 Dec 2025
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Hiding out in the woods gives two guys a lot of time to talk. Among other things.
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- Part 1 of love song on the radio
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28 Dec 2025
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“Okay, go ahead, dipshit. Talk,” He grunted. Then, feeling a bit bad for being so sour, he scratched Eagly’s head and added, “Me and Eagly are all ears.”
“Oh.” Adrian stood up a little straighter. “Well, the thing Leota told me to talk to you about is that I’m in love with you. Just you, obviously. Sorry, Eagly.”
Eagly squawked gently, but Chris barely heard it as all the blood rushed to his head. Adrian just stared, face characteristically blank, offering no further explanation.
“You’re in love with me?” Chris repeated.
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27 Dec 2025
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Chris thinks it's going to be hilarious when Adrian and Economos have to go undercover as a couple. He ends up feeling a whole lot of things, but amused isn’t very high on the list.
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27 Dec 2025
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with your love, nobody can drag me down by ladybundle
Fandoms: Peacemaker (TV 2022), DCU
26 Feb 2022
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“I don’t have emotions like people do.”
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Adrian remembers his past and stumbles through his relationship with Chris.
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- Part 2 of home sweet home
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27 Dec 2025
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Doing a Solid by Usetheladiesroom
Fandoms: Peacemaker (2022), Peacemaker (TV), Suicide Squad (Movies 2016 2021)
24 Jan 2022
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And then, as he turns his head to ask what his idol, his hero, the love of his life, could possibly want out here in the middle of nowhere, Adrian jumps in his seat as he finds that Chris' handsome, chiseled face is right there, just inches away from his own, and before he knows it, the guy is giving him a light peck on the lips and all Adrian can do is stare, wide-eyed, in complete and utter shock.
It's only a second. One second of pure unmitigated lip-on-lip contact, but before he can even register it, Chris pulls away and immediately tells him, "Don't be weird, dude."
Takes place during episode 4, in which Chris and Adrian take a detour during the drive to see Chris' father in jail.
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27 Dec 2025
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It takes Adrian getting injured for Chris to finally realize that he's a bad fucking friend.
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Peacemaker was more than aware that he frequently fucked himself over, and that it had only gotten worse since killing Auggie; it was like he felt the need to punish himself the way that his father no longer could. So he pushed Adrian away, time and time again, because Adrian made him feel good—good about himself, good about life, good about the world—and Chris didn’t deserve it. He didn’t deserve Vigilante’s devotion.
But Adrian didn’t deserve Chris’s pain.
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26 Dec 2025
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He mindlessly walked towards the van, eyes on Adrian who hung limply in his grip, looking more lifeless than Chris had ever seen him. He’d always walked it off, ever since he was a little kid landing to the ground with a harsh thud after Gut had pushed him. He was tough as shit, he’d never complain, even when he was shot. Chris never expected much recovery time from him after missions, even after the worst of the worst.
But now, Adrian’s right arm was dangling uselessly next to his body, breathing barely visible. Behind his mask, his eyes were closed, eyelids not even fluttering. Chris felt his chin tremble.
Adrian was going to be fine, he had to be fine. He was always fine.
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26 Dec 2025
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“Oh, so first you wanted hot water, now you want cold water? Typical.”
“Don’t shame me for my water preferences, Katy Perry,” says Adrian, brushing past him to get a clean cup from the dish rack. He smells like Chris’s bar soap. Chris is going to lose his entire mind.
“I’m gonna shower,” he says, standing abruptly.
Adrian waves a hand in his direction, pulling open the fridge. “Have fun.”
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- Part 2 of once the magic starts
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26 Dec 2025
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"So you want me to like, teach you how to fuck a chick. Hands-on."
"It doesn't have to go that far," Adrian said, and the alcohol must have been hitting him more now because his face was a lot redder than before. "But at my age, people kind of expect you to be good at kissing and I've… never actually done that."
"I'm gonna teach you," Chris decided aloud, full of resolve. "'Cus I'm your fuckin' friend, and I'm a pussy magnet. And if you can get even half– no– even a one-eighth of what I know, you'll be drowning in pussy, too."
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Two idiots manipulate themselves into having sex with each other. But not real sex. Because it's just, like, practice.Bookmarked by phibx
25 Dec 2025
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Adrian's been called a lot of names over the years. Each new one Chris discovered (or called him) revealed a little more about the odd crimefighter, and Chris's relationship with him
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25 Dec 2025
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“How much do I need to pay for you to attack Vigilante?” Chris asks the moment DuBois opens the door to his not-so-secret hideout.
In response, DuBois sucker punches him in the face.
“How the hell did you find us,” he says. “And what bloody money?”
Chris wheezes. “With the money I’ll be getting paid if we find out whether Vigilante’s got superpowers.”
“Vigilante?” Cazo asks. Chris glances past DuBois to see her lounging on the couch, filing her nails idly. “Isn’t that your boyfriend?”
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25 Dec 2025
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"Yeah, dude, I'm fine. Worst case scenario I get paralyzed or something. That would be really inconvenient, huh," Adrian says, still fucking cheerful and with a huge grin that's even more unsettling than his words.
Chris shares a worried look with Leota, who gives him a helpless shrug. "You should probably keep an eye on him," she tells him and Chris lets out a deep sigh; he always gets assigned the shittiest jobs, it's really not fair.
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25 Dec 2025
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It turns out some people can be allergic to alien goo. It turns out Adrian is one of those people. And it turns out Chris doesn't handle that very well at all.
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24 Dec 2025
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"So. What was that thing your dad said about you and men?"
Set immediately after a certain event in episode 7 but with modifications
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24 Dec 2025
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Sound of Silence by rotg5311
Fandoms: Peacemaker (2022), Peacemaker (TV), Suicide Squad (Movies 2016 2021), DCU
06 Feb 2022
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Adrian wont shut the fuck up and Chris is at his wits end.
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24 Dec 2025
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“Adrian is married?” Chris says, shocked enough that Economos gets the mouse back from under his hand.
“Oh, that,” Harcourt says, passing the table with a pair of folders in her hands and seeming entirely unconcerned.
“Who’s he – ?” Chris bodily shoves Economos’ chair across the floor, then grabs the mouse again to click at the link under the relationship status.
“Wait, don’t –”
“What the fuck?” Chris says, clicking back to the Vigilante profile a second time, then the link again, but it still goes to Peacemaker. “Is this broken?”
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24 Dec 2025