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  1. Public Bookmark 13

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    lyonel keeps having bad sex. dunk does uber during the graveyard shift. these things are related.

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    21 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 57

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    It’s a small enough thing, the Baratheon stag engraved into the lid. It had perhaps been locked once, but the salty sea air of Storm’s End softens most wood after enough years, and the latch tears clean out when he gives it a good pull. Old too, then. Inside is another bundle of parchment, neatly folded and tied with fraying twine.

    More damned papers, he thinks for a disappointed moment, nearly shutting it again- what a waste this whole venture had been. But these do not look like more records. There is something personal in how they have been handled and hidden away, and Renly begins picking at the twine with curious fingers. When it falls away, he unfolds the first sheet, and finds a letter.

    Milord Lyonel, it begins.

    [Renly Baratheon, young and full of confusing feelings, discovers that he may not be as alone as he believes.]

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    20 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 7

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    Lyonel doesn't want to admit this kink to Dunk, but secrets have a funny way of coming out whether or not you want them to.

    Or: A very long evening of waiting and desperation.

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    06 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 29

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    “I’ve loved you for years,” Stannis says. He picks his fork back up. “For a man who’s usually so perceptive, I’m surprised you missed it."

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    22 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 16

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    “Stannis is doing what?” Brienne hisses as she and Jaime run towards Oathkeeper — she’s just thrown her third energy drink into the trash and, if they survive, tomorrow she’ll regret having downed that many in one hour, but there is no way she’ll be awake for this fight otherwise.

    “Stannis,” Jaime whispers back, “has just snuck out with Davos in order to try to drift with a kaiju, which is rather reckless of him and I’m honestly surprised in a very pleasurable way —”

    “Seriously?”

    “I mean,” Jaime grins back, tiredly, the bags under his eyes almost purple (not that she thinks hers must be faring better), “he doesn’t seem like the type who’d do that, but better for him, right? At least he’s living a little.”

    “I don’t know if drifting with a kaiju is living a little. Has that stuff gone to your head?”

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    22 Mar 2026