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    Cute and fluffy moments between Ilya and Shane!

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    11 Dec 2025

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    A series of unrelated, canon-compliant oneshots about Shane and Ilya being horny and/or feral for each other.

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    11 Dec 2025

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    Shane wanted to be consumed. Shane wanted to consume Ilya.

    Now, don’t get him wrong— he would never willingly tell Ilya that.

    Granted, Shane was not necessarily ‘little’ by any means, however it did not negate the fact that he could be considered so in comparison to Ilya. And that thought didn’t bother him. In fact, it did quite the opposite.

    It was a fleeting thought, yes, but Shane prided himself on being somewhat of a perfectionist and his ability to never back down from a challenge. So, then he thought: If I can’t say it, I can show it.

    or Shane has a size kink. Maybe Ilya does too.

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    10 Dec 2025

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    “But you’re straight,” his voice rises without his permission. Dimly, he realizes he’s making a scene. “You - are you - you’re the straightest person I know.”

    Now, Simon’s eyes are dancing with mirth. “I mean,” he shrugs, “that’s not what his bio said.”

    “No fucking way,” Wilhelm shakes his head. It would be just his luck to find the love of his fucking life only for said love of his life to be here with Erik of all people. “Erik’s not - he’s literally never - ”
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    Or: Erik meets Simon on a dating app. Wilhelm loses his goddamn mind.

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    02 Nov 2025

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    “What tattoo were you thinking of anyway?”

    “Okay, right, so…” Wilhelm straightens up, pulling himself back into the conversation. He squeezes his eyes shut for a moment as though trying to concentrate. “Right. So this was my first thought, in big letters all down this arm: ‘Fuck The Monarchy’.”

    Simon bursts out laughing.
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    A fic where tattoo artist Simon encounters a very drunk Prince Wilhelm looking to make some bad decisions.

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    01 Nov 2025