14 Bookmarks by saturnreturn
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GKYNI Agathario are inexplicably transported to an alternate universe, a universe where Agatha is a stripper and Rio is a software developer. With no other plausible solution; the Agathas fuck.
IT'S AGATHACEST PERVS
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01 Nov 2025
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She knocks her knee against Agatha’s thigh. Agatha looks up at her, eyes guarded and anguished. Still, she manages to roll them.
“Oh, I’m sure seeing me bested by my cunt of a mother and then almost killed just turned you right on.”
“You know me,” Rio says cheerfully. “I’m just an animal.” She winks for good measure.
“You sick freak,” Agatha says, a hint of warmth in her tone.
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Post 1x05, Rio is concerned AND horny.
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- Part 2 of moments in the woods
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16 Oct 2024
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@redhead-lesbian to @rosetoy (5/13/24 - 7:34 AM): Margaery, she reblogged my post
@rosetoy to @redhead-lesbian (5/13/24 - 7:35 AM): ali, it is not even 8 in the morning. what are you talking about
@redhead-lesbian to @rosetoy (5/13/24 - 7:36 AM): @baddragon. The new user who posted that really sexy hand pic…that I may have been thinking about when writing the post she reblogged!
@rosetoy to @redhead-lesbian (5/13/24 - 7:36 AM): girl get it together. dm her if you really want
@redhead-lesbian to @rosetoy (5/13/24 - 7:37 AM): I absolutely will not do that, thank you very much.
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the smutty tumblr au no one asked for
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04 Sep 2024
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What does Opal want Asami to say? That she thought Korra was so fucking gorgeous she could barely speak to her? That as the night went on, Asami couldn't help that her gaze kept finding its way to her thick forearms or that she’d noticed every time her top had ridden up a little too high—enough for Asami to see more than one row of Korra’s abdominal muscles? That when Asami stumbled into her apartment last night she’d immediately kicked off her wet panties and fell into bed with her favorite toy?
She shivers at the memory.
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Or, Korrasami (Taylor's Version). Inspired by "Paper Rings," "Gorgeous," and "Dress."Bookmarked by saturnreturn
26 Apr 2024
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Lena Luthor needs a husband, Clark Danvers needs an easy resolution to his cash flow problem.
Unfortunately, the best laid plans often go awry.
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Or, Lena Luthor is actually rich, but Clark Danvers isn't actually Clark Danvers. It's complicated.
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24 Dec 2022
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Jess’ eyes flash between the train ticket and Lupe’s face. Lu is smirking and her cheeks are tinged red.
"Are you fucking with me, Garcia?" Is the first thing that comes out of Jess’ mouth once the initial shock has passed.
"Y’know, I always thought Saskatchewan would be nice in fall. No better time to cross it off my bucket list, right?"
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They're teammates, friends, brothers, lovers. Lupe travels back to Moose Jaw with Jess to work on her family's farm.
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16 Nov 2022
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Emma was so excited-- she would finally get to introduce her girlfriend Regina and their son Henry to her mother, Mary Margaret, and vice versa. She definitely never anticipated that her mother would start screaming that her girlfriend was the Evil Queen, who they had apparently escaped from 28 years ago. Oh, and she was the Savior to a bunch of Fairy Tale characters. Apparently she could have just about everything imaginable, except a nice family dinner. One-shot. Swan Queen
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14 Sep 2022
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When pirate Captain Emma Swan is offered a hefty amount of gold as a reward to capture Princess Regina Mills, who escaped to sea a day before she was to marry a powerful man, it is an opportunity she cannot resist taking. Medieval Pirate Swan Queen.
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14 Sep 2022
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Roy makes a different choice after the Promised Day.
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29 Jul 2022
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Riza Hawkeye was pregnant. Havoc was trying to let it sink in but no matter which way he turned it over in his head, the pieces weren't fitting together. There was going to be a baby. A baby with deadly brown eyes and Riza's little upturned nose, and -
“Wait so who's the father?”
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- Part 1 of Portrait of a Family
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28 Jul 2022
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火 by BeggarWhoRides
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
14 Jan 2018
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Roy is not her name.
It wasn’t the largest thing she sacrificed to her ambition (her eyes her morality her innocence Riza Riza Riza--) but even after everything, it isn’t the smallest.
(Mustang is a woman. This changes less than you might think)
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28 Jul 2022
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...and a partridge in a pear tree by strangehunger
Fandoms: Gideon the Ninth - Tamsyn Muir
04 Feb 2020
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“Gideon,” said Palamedes with the patience of a saint, “the rules are the rules. It wouldn’t be fair if I changed them just for you. In a well ordered society—
“It’s not a well ordered society.” Gideon knew where that was going, and she certainly didn’t have the time. She slapped a slip of paper onto the counter and said, “It’s secret santa.”
And there lay the source of all of her problems: handwritten in a script so neat and precise it could have been printed, Harrowhark Nonagesimus. And everyone knew that Gideon and Harrow hated each other.
So what if they had started taking smoke breaks together? So what if Harrow had helped her fold shirts just last week, in a store she didn’t even work in? So what if Harrow had laughed as the two of them did Jagerbombs at Palamedes’ Halloween party, the glint of her fake fangs flashing invitingly in the orange party lights? They hated each other. The two of them would both work in the mall until one of them inevitably strangled the other with her bare hands, and Gideon wouldn’t have it any other way.
Except that lately, Gideon had started to like Harrow.
Which made that slip of paper a fucking problem.
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13 Jul 2022
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If there’s a truism in his profession, it’s that fear is a better bet than love. A man fears you, you both know where you stand. Love, though, love’s a right fucker. Steals your footing out from under you, leaves you dizzy and useless as a green-arsed cabin boy on his first day at sea. But he doesn’t want to be thinking about this tonight. That’s why he’s drinking.
(Four months later, Ed's on a bender in Nassau when Stede finally tracks him down.)
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07 Apr 2022
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To be natural means to be able to show ourselves, of our own accord.
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- Part 1 of Leviathan
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11 Feb 2022