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VANGUARD ✔
@AjaxTartaglia - 7.8M - 3.7k videos
“Yes, I’m the voice actor for Morax.”
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How through the span of six videos and maybe some clips from 'Get Ready With Childe' comes the unfortunate ability of the internet to get these two idiots together (spoilers: If Kaeya can't do it, nobody can)
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- Part 3 of Kaeya and Childe being Crackheads
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26 Jul 2024
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Morax,
It has come to my attention that my Eleventh has been writing to you for the past two decades. It is due to his friendship with you that I feel the need to let you know about what happened. I am sorry to be the bearer of bad news…
Zhongli reads the letter. He puts it down, picks it up, and rereads it again and again and again and again—
The words remain the same no matter how much he wishes otherwise. By the time he’s done, the sun has set, casting his living room in darkness.
Ah.
It appears that once again, fate proves to be cruel and he is robbed of yet another person near and dear to his heart.
“I had wished,” he says to his too empty home, “that I could show you Liyue Harbour one more time.”
--Time's arrow stands still for no one; it merely marches forward silently, steadily. It is a lesson that Zhongli relearns in his new life as a retired god.
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23 Jul 2024
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Pulcinella’s Guide to Being an Excellent Wedding Planner by Bgtea
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
02 Aug 2024
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Pulcinella proves that he's a man of many talents. In addition to being an excellent spin doctor when it comes to PR and propaganda, he's also a fantastic wedding planner. He has to be given that the Tsaritsa (long may she reign!) has assigned to him what is possibly the most important mission of his career: Throw the most spectacular wedding for Tartaglia and Zhongli in the history of Teyvat so that she may forever have bragging rights.
And who is Pulcinella, a humble servant to Her Glorious Majesty, to refuse?
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- Part 2 of Pulcinella's PR Series
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06 Jul 2024
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“I’ve been courting you, yes,” Zhongli chuckles, “I was wondering how long it would take you to notice.”
Everyone seems to know that Childe and Zhongli are in a relationship. Everyone, that is, aside from Childe.- Language:
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17 Feb 2024
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putting the "cock" in cock-a-doodle-doo by softpiques
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
26 Jul 2022
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“See?” Childe says, leaning back on the sofa. “Zhongli says I'm straight.”
“Doesn't count, Zhongli would say anything to make you feel better.”
“Yeah,” Venti cuts in, “If you really were straight, you wouldn't mind kissing your homies goodnight.”
“Kissing my homies–? What the fuck are you even talking about?”
Childe tips his head back against the sofa, the mixture of alcohol and stupidity in the air doing wonders to his spinning head.
This is stupid. This is very stupid. Childe is not gay, and he is most definitely not going to play gay chicken just to prove it.…
But if he had to…
Childe downs another shot of firewater before pointing a finger at the man behind the kitchen counter.
“Zhongli, get your ass over here. We're playing.”
A totally straight Childe gets a birthday present from his totally straight friend. Said present is cock (it's no homo tho because it's all just part of a game, duh).- Language:
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10 Feb 2024