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    “Okay,” Batman said, “You’re going to open the properties and check the dr--”

    Barry looked up as the comm let out a burst of static, cutting the vigilante off.

    “--oh fuck,” someone said on the other end of the line, muffled in the sudden static. Barry and Oliver exchanged a worried glance.

    “Batman, are you okay?" Barry asked in the ensuing silence. “Sir?”

    “Apologies,” came the reply a moment later, flat as ever, “Where was I?”

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    “Dick?” Bruce says.

    “Hm?” His mouth is full of waxy sugar.

    “Where are your clothes?”

    Dick is wearing the original Robin costume from his early days in the boots and cape. The outfit is at least two sizes too small, the cape only reaching the small of his back. Upon further inspection, Bruce can see that he waxed his legs for this. Jesus Christ.

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    19 Oct 2025

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    Tim: i need to know what’s the best way to a boy’s heart 

    Damian: Easy. The best way to someone’s heart is through their ribcage. Everyone knows that. 

    Damian: Come on Timothy, I expected better from you. 

    Dick: I-

    Dick: Try again

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    Tim is having boy troubles.

    Tim goes to his brothers for help.

    Tim...did not think that plan of action through.

    (In which the batbros give Tim advice on relationships, told entirely through texts.)

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    16 Oct 2025

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    You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

    That’s how the saying goes. Take enough punches from the universe and eventually it becomes harder and harder to pop back up, to see the worth in fighting back, to stop yourself from turning around and delivering some punches of your own.

    Tim never wanted to become the villain—

    “Appendicitis,” Tim breathed in disbelief. “Are you fucking kidding me?”

    —but he’d be lying if he said he wasn’t tempted to burn the world to ashes when shit like this kept happening to him.

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    16 Oct 2025

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    Bruce: I’ve got an important meeting I can’t get out of, and I won’t be able to pick up Damian today. If you pick him up, I will concede to wearing the ombre rainbow suit and a glitter tie.

    Tim: and the hair dye???

    Bruce: No. Take it or leave it.

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    Pros of having a baby face: looking 30 when you're 60, eating free at a food place because people assume you're a child, helps when you're living in denial about getting older, etc.

    Cons of having a baby face: going to your little brother's middle school to pick him up has...consequences

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    15 Oct 2025