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"Did you cut down the Yggdrasil?" "...Maybe."



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    Father arched an eyebrow and lifted his chin.

    Jingyi said, “Hanguang-jun would like to respectfully state that he thinks you are a punk-ass bitch.”

    “Lan Jingyi!” another Lan disciple hissed, horrified.

    “He said it with his eyes,” Jingyi protested. “It’s Expression 321.”

    Sizhui fished the book out of his qiankun pouch and flipped through it.

    One of the Ouyang junior disciples sidled over to him and peered over his shoulder. “There really is a book.”

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    07 Mar 2021

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    If anyone ever needed a rage translator it is Lan Wangji.

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    The night that his research partner (and sort-of ex) shows up at his apartment with a gun, Carlos decides to take a mysterious but exceptionally well funded two-year research posting in a town called Night Vale.

    A story in which Night Vale is there for the people who need it, Cecil's propensity to wear his innocent heart on his sleeve is perceived as a threat (until it isn't) and no one is allowed to hurt the Scientist. No one.

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    27 May 2016

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    The one with the tattoo marker.

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    Ninety percent of everyone's problems could be solved by a robot that just texted NO to hockey players on a regular basis. Unfortunately, Sidney didn't have a robot.

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    07 Sep 2015

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    NO DICK PICS. EVER.

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    He saw the horn poking out from the pony's head, golden and straight and somehow delicate-looking despite the empty tuna can hanging off of it. The unicorn horn. "The fuck," Sidney said out loud, his eye skipping from the horn over the greyish-white body to the graceful gold-toned hooves.

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    07 Sep 2015

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    I'm a sucker for urban fantasy, and also for worldbuilding. Obviously, this leads to hockey players adopting unicorns.

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    Fíli lived his life by an old dwarven proverb: when a fool drops a treasure, a wise man picks it up (it sounded better in the original khuzdul).

    Bella Baggins never quite fit in the Shire. Perhaps she was made for the mountains, instead.

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    15 Jun 2013

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    Best female Bilbo story I've read. And adorableness. Dwarves think family is VERY IMPORTANT, dammit.

    Also perhaps the single most heart-grabbingly, quietly strong (and terrifying, why didn't you tell me she was terrifying, Fíli) rendition of Dís I have had the pleasure of seeing.