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    Peter and Deadpool are held captive by a super-villain that has an inclination for torture. After she boasts her untarnished record at never having hurt a child or teenager, Peter is forced to break the truth to both her and Deadpool.

     

    “Did you know I have a perfect record?” The villain collects a rusted pocket knife, tracing it up Peter’s arm, over his shoulders, down to his collarbone, as though considering where to cut. Peter focuses on controlling his breathing, fear twisting awfully in his belly. “You may look down on me, Mr. Spider-Man, but for all the righteous suffering I inflict, I’ve never hurt a child. Not once.”

    “Y'know, I don’t think you do,” Peter blurts. At his words, Deadpool's stare intensifies. “Have a perfect, non-child harming record, that is.”

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    Finally, Peter thought, a field trip where nothing could go wrong. No spider bites or supervillains, and definitely no family embarrassment. Thank god WayneCorp had won the class vote over Stark Industries, or else things might be a little different.

    Also titled: Peter should carry around some wood to knock on because he keeps jinxing himself.

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    09 Mar 2022