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    Things go awry when George’s video call with the quartet is interrupted by the form of a familiar half-naked Dutch driver wielding a Bengal cat in the background.

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    11 Jan 2026

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    “George is not my boyfriend,” Max responds automatically. Then, “he’s mad at me again.”

    “What did you do?”

    “Nothing. He’s always mad at me.”

    No one bats an eye at them, not really. It’s an open secret around the paddock that they sometimes fuck when they’re not fighting and sometimes when they are fighting. It’s stress-relief, sex you don’t need to sign an NDA for. It works even if George causes him more stress than he relieves. At least he’s quiet with a dick in his mouth. Sometimes.

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    11 Jan 2026

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    Oscar Piastri is a soft alpha engineering major whose biggest flex is his comprehensive gummy worm tier list.

    His hyperfixation? The new, god-tier scent at his fave candy shop.

    His new mission? Find the candy that smells like sunshine and sophistication.

    His new problem? The scent seems to be everywhere and nowhere, and his favourite candy shop's distractingly cute new employee, Lando Norris—a business major plotting world domination one sour belt at a time—is being weirdly unhelpful about the whole thing.

    It’s a classic case of “he’s not a snack, he’s the whole damn meal,” but for a phantom candy, and Oscar hasn’t gotten the memo yet that it's not the candy but the other whole damn meal he is ready to sell his soul for.

    Lando Norris.

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    05 Jan 2026

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    Charles Leclerc has been losing all year. On track? Disaster. Ferrari strategy? A philosophical experiment in pain. His AO3 haven? Under siege.

    The Landoscar tag is exploding and Charles—longtime, definitely platonic, definitely normal consumer of Lestappen fanfic—has had enough. To protect the tag (and his fragile sanity), he convinces Max Verstappen to fake-date him.

    It’s supposed to be strategic. It was supposed to be subtle. And maybe, just maybe, the greatest love story AO3 has ever seen. If Charles doesn’t cry first. Or crash. Or both.

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    30 Dec 2025

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    Lando saw one message—“which gives off more engagement ring energy: diamond, gold, or platinum?”—from his best mate, his ride-or-die, his official roommate and teammate Oscar… and instantly spiralled into a full-blown identity crisis, an emotional implosion, and possibly a parallel dimension where nothing made sense anymore.

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    29 Dec 2025