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Pairing: Hermione Granger/Severus Snape
Rated: E FOR EXPLICIT ;)
Length: One-shot for the 2021 Bingo Challenge hosted by Hermione’s Haven FB Group
Prompt requirements: Petrificus Totalus
Summary: Hermione isn’t sure why Professor Snape got so angry that he assigned her detention, but she’s about to find out.
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Pairing: Draco Malfoy/Hermione Granger/Theo Nott
Rated: E FOR EXPLICIT ;)
Length: One-shot for the 2021 Bingo Challenge hosted by Hermione’s Haven FB Group
Prompt requirements: Blindfold
Summary: Hermione and Draco have been getting more adventurous in the bedroom. Tonight will be their newest, biggest escapade yet.
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Pairing: Harry Potter/Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
Rated: E FOR EXPLICIT ;)
Length: One-shot for the 2021 Bingo Challenge hosted by Hermione’s Haven FB Group
Prompt requirements: Harry & Draco paired with Hermione
Summary: Hermione thinks the boys will be out late after cracking a big case, so she takes a new potion Fred and George begged her to review for them. She knew she shouldn’t have given in to their tactics, but maybe her biggest humiliation will turn out to be the beginning of something beautiful.
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Pairing: Hermione Granger/Cormac McLaggen
Rated: E FOR EXPLICIT ;)
Length: One-shot for the 2021 Bingo Challenge hosted by Hermione’s Haven FB Group
Prompt requirements: Shower Sex
Summary: Hermione reacts differently to Cormac's flirting at the first Slug Club meeting. Note: Cormac is sweet enough to give you a toothache!
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Pairing: Charlie Weasley/Hermione Granger (post-war)
Rating: E FOR EXPLICIT ;)
Length: One-shot for the Farewell to Summer: 31 Flavors of Smut Fest hosted by FaeKwidditchMusings
Prompt requirements: kink - shower sex, ice cream flavor - OREO Cookies n Cream, trope - fake rake
Summary: A Ministry-mandated business trip to Romania to check on a newly discovered breed of dragon for the Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures was exactly what Hermione needed to escape the media circus that was her life. A testy attitude from a fire-breathing animal and a few burns are exactly what Charlie needs to cement his position in Hermione’s life. Some plot, but MOSTLY yummy smut. Note: NO Ron bashing!
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When Hermione’s ex arrives at a pub trivia night with the woman he left her for, she tries to make him jealous by sitting in Draco's lap. But their fake dating charade takes a very real turn when he’s more than happy to partake in a daring kink that her ex would never indulge.
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20 Dec 2025
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“Don’t you want to see your present?” she asks in a breathy voice.
Draco continues his worship of her neck, teeth gently biting down, as his other hand crawls up the creamy skin of her thigh. His fingers clutch the edges of the silk and push it up higher against her leg.
“I can see it, darling, and I must say, you look positively sinful in it,” he murmurs against her neck.
“The dress isn’t your present,” she moans out, relishing in the pleasure she gets from the slight pain his grip gives.
He eventually pulls his mouth away from her neck, moving his head back to look at her. Her chocolate eyes are already hooded with pleasure as her mouth turns up in a provocative smile. Draco questioningly quirks a single brow at her.
“What’s my present then?” he asks as his thumb rubs circles on the inside of her thigh.
“She’s waiting out there.”
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- Part 1 of Birthday One Shots
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19 Dec 2025
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Hermione shook her head in disebelief, curls flying. “What’s happening to me?”
McGonagall hesitated, then said briskly. “It appears you have been dosed with an extremely rare potion; one designed to erode restraint, to force a compulsion for closeness and carnal activities with someone new every seven days.”
Hermione stared at her, dumbfounded, her stomach near dropping. “What do you mean by—carnal activities? And…every week?” Her blood ran cold and she pressed her hands to her temples, hardly able to comprehend it.
Carnal activities? What did that entail exactly? Kissing? Hugging? Shagging? Every week?
Slughorn cleared his throat. “Well, the potion actually refers to them as carnal delights th-“
“Horace!” McGonagall interrupted briskly.
In which Voldemort, deciding Hermione’s the brightest of the golden trio, doses her with a lust potion during her 6th year at Hogwarts.
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18 Dec 2025
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Draco knows how much Hermione wants Ginny and who is he to deny his witch?
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18 Dec 2025
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They shared a moment of eye contact, and then a simultaneous sip.
His lips were curled by the shape of the goblet and then by the hint of a smile that lingered when he drew the vessel away.
“Princess,” he greeted, voice low and private, just for her.
The touch of it warmed the air between them. The cool grey of his eyes made her shiver.
“Prince,” she returned demurely.
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Or, where Princess Hermione marries a foreign Prince.
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28 Oct 2025