3 Series by traitortothecrown
Listing Series
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- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Joe Biden/Donald Trump
- Joe Biden
- Donald Trump
- Biden drops out of the presidential race
- Emotional Hurt/Comfort
- Enemies to Lovers
- COVID-19
- 2024 US Presidential Election
- They're in love but they're old af geezers
- Assassination Attempt(s)
- Getting Together
- Hurt/Comfort
- Forbidden Love
- Old Men Yaoi
- Words:
- 2,358
- Works:
- 2
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Awful Smut That Shouldn't Be Taken Seriously by traitortothecrown
Fandom: America - Fandom, IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King, Real Person Fiction, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Supernatural
- Explicit, Teen And Up Audiences
- Major Character Death, Rape/Non-Con, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Underage Sex
- F/M, M/M, Multi, Other
- Series in Progress
07 Dec 2020
- Major Character Death
- Rape/Non-Con
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Underage Sex
- Rey/Luke Skywalker
- Rey/Luke's rotted corpse
- Author/Insanity
- Anakin Skywalker/Ben Solo/Obi Wan Kenobi
- Anakin Skywalker/Obi Wan Kenobi
- Anakin Skywalker/Ben Solo
- Ben Solo/ his dad's corpse
- Ben Solo/ Dead Han Solo
- Castiel/Dean Winchester
- Dean Winchester/Sam Winchester
- Bill Denbrough/Georgie Denbrough
- Bill Denbrough/Pennywise
- Bill Denbrough/Gerogie Denbrough/Pennywise
- Dean Winchester/John Winchester
- Castiel/John Winchester
- Castiel/Sam's corpse
- Dean/John/Cas?
- Demon Possessing Tyson Brady/Sam Winchester
- Sam Winchester/Jessica Moore's rotted corpse
- Barack Obama/Donald Trump
- President Obama/Stale Cheeto
- Benny Lafitte/Dean Winchester
- Dean Winchester/Ronald McDonald
- Benny Lafitte/Dean Winchester/PP&J
- Sam Winchester/Mr.Churbie
- Adolf Hitler/Donald Trump
- Rey (Star Wars)
- Luke Skywalker
- Luke's corpse
- Han Solo's rotten corpse
- Ben Solo
- Anakin Skywalker
- obi wan kenobi
- Castiel (Supernatural)
- Dean Winchester
- Sam Winchester
- Sam Winchester's asshole
- Bill Denbrough
- Georgie Denbrough but not really just a corpse
- Pennywise (IT)
- John Winchester
- Sam's corpse
- Chuck Shurley
- Castiel
- Author's shame
- Demon Possessing Tyson Brady
- Jess' corpse
- Barack Obama
- Donald Trump
- Cheeto man
- my insanity
- bitch fish
- AK-47
- Benny Lafitte
- Ronald McDonald
- PB&J - Character
- Mr.Churbie
- Adolf Hitler
- where the fuck do I even begin?
- okay so
- Smut
- Necrophilia
- Masturbation
- Vaginal Fingering
- Mentions of alien tiddy milk
- basically rey revenge fucks luke
- thats it thats the fic
- im crying why did i write this
- fuck you Lena
- happy birthday becca but also fuck you too
- yes i know this is not how youre suppose to tag
- fucking fight me idc
- don't lie to yourself
- YOU DIDN'T READ THIS BECAUSE CURIOSITY
- ITS BECAUSE YOU LIKE IT YOU KINKY MF
- Post-Star Wars: The Last Jedi
- Canonical Character Death
- spelling errors probably
- whoops
- Inappropriate Use of the Force
- force being used to rape a corpse basically
- you gotta know what you're getting into
- you can't sue me
- literally you can't all I own is the lint from my belly button
- Rape/Non-con Elements
- Incest
- daddycest
- this was a joke for valentines day don't take it seriously
- this is so fucked up
- Satan wouldn't even wanna read this
- oops grammar mistakes oh well
- the force being used to have sex
- not how the force works but who cares smut
- becca this is all your fault
- Rotten corpse Han Solo is kinda hot ngl
- Crush at First Sight
- Eventual Romance
- eventual romance because ben falls in love with raping his father's dead corpse
- Age Play
- Adult baby Cas
- Daddy Dean
- Dean takes care of his baby boy
- Cas needs to learn to follow orders
- but not really Dean likes spanking him
- some scat play
- Dean likes licking Cas's poo butt
- Cas likes being Dean's little boy
- Cas likes shitting himself
- Cas being fucked while passed out its okay though he likes it
- Dont judge their kinks let them live their lives
- Sam is probably far far way from this stuff
- hopefully eating Gabriel's dick a girl can dream
- grammar mistakes galore probably
- Wincest - Freeform
- more funny than smut imo
- Sam tries to dirty talk
- he doesn't get it
- Dean still loves him anyway
- assholes
- Shit
- don't judge Dean and what he likes
- Deanie Weenie wants his baby brother
- dont we all
- Scat
- Kinks
- you can judge a little
- child rape
- pennywise rapes Bill
- and we cheer him on
- I tried to make this serious idk if it worked though
- Georgie's corpse fucks Bill's virgin ass
- Pennywise joins in
- Bill hates that he kinda liked it
- he sobs a lot
- this was specifically requested by Lena so dont come at me
- I Wish I Was Drunk When I Wrote This
- stone cold sober
- Bill will need intense therapy but wont get any
- YOU'LL CUM TOO
- Rape
- so much of it
- Underage - Freeform
- chuck is a kinky shit who wants to see incest
- Chuck makes John wanna have sex with Dean
- Piss Play
- Watersports
- Child Castiel
- yes child Castiel is involved in the sex
- Sam is dead
- Dean does stuff to his baby brother's corpse
- Child Cas is even more innocent but also a dirty cock sucker
- Dean can't help but cum inside his dad's ass
- I wrote this for Abby and she scares me more than this
- I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping
- t&s reference grab tissues
- Chuck masturbated to this i just didn't write it
- BDSM
- not really but i tried
- Inspired by Fifty Shades of Grey
- more like fifty shades of cringe
- you know what that's what I'm gonna name it
- fifty shades of cringe
- this was rushed you can tell
- Lily I love you but it was 2am
- Dean as the assistant chick
- Cas as the hot boss dom
- Dean is a bottom fight me
- Cas is a take no shit top
- Dean is secretly a slut
- ya'll don't write in the middle of the night
- it'll fuck you up
- haha i already was
- How Do I Tag
- tag gore
- Someone stop me
- hahahaha i am unstoppable
- Hate Sex
- Happens after Dean goes to Hell
- sam has a lot of issues
- so much
- Demon Brady is kinky
- demon bllod addiction under tones
- Sam fuck Jess' corpse
- I'm Not Ashamed
- Dont judge me you're the one reading it
- I'm Bad At Tagging
- Bad Decisions
- that's it that's the fic
- just picture Sam furiously humping dead Jess
- yummy
- Sam fucking Brady is also hot
- writing smut is hard but Sam's dick is harder
- spelling errors
- this was written at like 3am dont blame me
- so how do i explain this
- because he is one irl
- and Obama wants to fuck it
- im sorry obama i love you
- Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
- trump falls in love with obama
- obama doesn't give a fuck
- there is a gun involved
- this is just awful smut please don't read unless I made you
- Blow Jobs
- this started out serious but then i said fuck it at the end
- theres gonna spelling mistakes but idc
- Bad Spelling & Grammar
- trump has a pussy
- Explicit Sexual Content
- Benny fucks Dean with his tentacle arm
- Dean/Benny is consensual
- Dean/Ronald MCDonald is not
- this is mostly about them anyway
- Dean is his McFillet
- Lots of Cum
- author is tired so tagging sucks
- don't ask about Mr.Churbie
- you'll see - Freeform
- I'm terrified of McDonalds now
- Anal Fingering
- Ronald's giant cock
- this has so many spelling mistakes
- please grab some tissues when reading this
- to clean up your cum
- thank you have a nice day
- America is doomed
- judge made me do it
- god im sorry please still love me
- Crack Treated Seriously
- ish
- stool play
- Episode Fix-It: s15e20 Carry On
- Trust me it is a fix it
- This fic is dark and gross you were warned
- so its a birthday gift
- seriously if you see a spelling mistake don't tell me because I will not give a shit
- but thanks for caring
Summary
This is all joke smut, lemme repeat: THIS IS ALL WRITTEN AS A JOKE
Any kinks in these do not reflect my preferences nor the preferences of the people who I dedicate them to
- Words:
- 22,969
- Works:
- 12
- Bookmarks:
- 2
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Valentine's Day Horror Shit by traitortothecrown
Fandom: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Supernatural
- Explicit
- Rape/Non-Con, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Underage Sex
- M/M, Multi, Other, F/M
- Complete Series
24 Feb 2020
- Rape/Non-Con
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Underage Sex
- Anakin Skywalker/Ben Solo/Obi Wan Kenobi
- Anakin Skywalker/Obi Wan Kenobi
- Anakin Skywalker/Ben Solo
- Ben Solo/ his dad's corpse
- Ben Solo/ Dead Han Solo
- Castiel/Dean Winchester
- Dean Winchester/Sam Winchester
- Bill Denbrough/Georgie Denbrough
- Bill Denbrough/Pennywise
- Bill Denbrough/Gerogie Denbrough/Pennywise
- Dean Winchester/John Winchester
- Castiel/John Winchester
- Castiel/Sam's corpse
- Dean/John/Cas?
- Demon Possessing Tyson Brady/Sam Winchester
- Sam Winchester/Jessica Moore's rotted corpse
- Han Solo's rotten corpse
- Ben Solo
- Anakin Skywalker
- obi wan kenobi
- Castiel (Supernatural)
- Dean Winchester
- Sam Winchester
- Sam Winchester's asshole
- Bill Denbrough
- Georgie Denbrough but not really just a corpse
- Pennywise (IT)
- John Winchester
- Sam's corpse
- Chuck Shurley
- Castiel
- Author's shame
- Demon Possessing Tyson Brady
- Jess' corpse
- Rape/Non-con Elements
- Incest
- daddycest
- this was a joke for valentines day don't take it seriously
- this is so fucked up
- Satan wouldn't even wanna read this
- oops grammar mistakes oh well
- the force being used to have sex
- not how the force works but who cares smut
- becca this is all your fault
- Rotten corpse Han Solo is kinda hot ngl
- Crush at First Sight
- Eventual Romance
- eventual romance because ben falls in love with raping his father's dead corpse
- Age Play
- Adult baby Cas
- Daddy Dean
- Dean takes care of his baby boy
- Cas needs to learn to follow orders
- but not really Dean likes spanking him
- some scat play
- Dean likes licking Cas's poo butt
- Cas likes being Dean's little boy
- Cas likes shitting himself
- Cas being fucked while passed out its okay though he likes it
- Dont judge their kinks let them live their lives
- Sam is probably far far way from this stuff
- hopefully eating Gabriel's dick a girl can dream
- grammar mistakes galore probably
- Wincest - Freeform
- Smut
- more funny than smut imo
- Sam tries to dirty talk
- he doesn't get it
- Dean still loves him anyway
- assholes
- Shit
- don't judge Dean and what he likes
- Deanie Weenie wants his baby brother
- dont we all
- Scat
- Kinks
- you can judge a little
- child rape
- pennywise rapes Bill
- and we cheer him on
- I tried to make this serious idk if it worked though
- Georgie's corpse fucks Bill's virgin ass
- Pennywise joins in
- Bill hates that he kinda liked it
- he sobs a lot
- this was specifically requested by Lena so dont come at me
- I Wish I Was Drunk When I Wrote This
- stone cold sober
- Bill will need intense therapy but wont get any
- YOU'LL CUM TOO
- Rape
- so much of it
- Underage - Freeform
- chuck is a kinky shit who wants to see incest
- Chuck makes John wanna have sex with Dean
- Piss Play
- Watersports
- Child Castiel
- yes child Castiel is involved in the sex
- Sam is dead
- Dean does stuff to his baby brother's corpse
- Child Cas is even more innocent but also a dirty cock sucker
- Dean can't help but cum inside his dad's ass
- I wrote this for Abby and she scares me more than this
- I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping
- t&s reference grab tissues
- Chuck masturbated to this i just didn't write it
- BDSM
- not really but i tried
- Inspired by Fifty Shades of Grey
- more like fifty shades of cringe
- you know what that's what I'm gonna name it
- fifty shades of cringe
- this was rushed you can tell
- Lily I love you but it was 2am
- Dean as the assistant chick
- Cas as the hot boss dom
- Dean is a bottom fight me
- Cas is a take no shit top
- Dean is secretly a slut
- ya'll don't write in the middle of the night
- it'll fuck you up
- haha i already was
- How Do I Tag
- tag gore
- Someone stop me
- hahahaha i am unstoppable
- Hate Sex
- Happens after Dean goes to Hell
- Necrophilia
- sam has a lot of issues
- so much
- Demon Brady is kinky
- demon bllod addiction under tones
- Sam fuck Jess' corpse
- I'm Not Ashamed
- Dont judge me you're the one reading it
- I'm Bad At Tagging
- Bad Decisions
- that's it that's the fic
- just picture Sam furiously humping dead Jess
- yummy
- Sam fucking Brady is also hot
- writing smut is hard but Sam's dick is harder
- spelling errors
- this was written at like 3am dont blame me
Summary
A series of different, non related fics made to horrify my discord friends. Originally made for the 2020 Valentine's day shit smut fest. Dedicated individual fics to Jack, Abby, Becca, Lena, Nadia, Lily, and Ran.
ALL WRITTEN AS A JOKE FOR MY FRIENDS
- Words:
- 13,993
- Works:
- 7
- Bookmarks:
- 2