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Biden receives a call from his precious lover Donald after announcing his drop for reelection
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- Part 2 of president gays
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shot through the heart (and ear) by traitortothecrown
Fandoms: Political RPF, Real Person Fiction
13 Jul 2024
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The aftermath of Trump's assassination attempt where Biden realizes he loves Trump and maybe the feelings are reciprocated.
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- Part 1 of president gays
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Alastor finds a picture of himself with period blood on it.
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enemies of love (prisoner of war for you) by traitortothecrown
Fandoms: Real Person Fiction
01 Mar 2022
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How the 2020 Presidential Debate should've gone
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fresh corpse of bel barn by traitortothecrown for Michelle my mistress
Fandoms: Supernatural
07 Dec 2020
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Sam is absolutely destroyed when he watched Dean die in front of him. This is how he copes.
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- Part 12 of Awful Smut That Shouldn't Be Taken Seriously
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Awful Smut That Shouldn't Be Taken Seriously by traitortothecrown
Fandom: America - Fandom, IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King, Real Person Fiction, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Supernatural
07 Dec 2020
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This is all joke smut, lemme repeat: THIS IS ALL WRITTEN AS A JOKE
Any kinks in these do not reflect my preferences nor the preferences of the people who I dedicate them to
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Valentine's Day Horror Shit by traitortothecrown
Fandom: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Supernatural
24 Feb 2020
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A series of different, non related fics made to horrify my discord friends. Originally made for the 2020 Valentine's day shit smut fest. Dedicated individual fics to Jack, Abby, Becca, Lena, Nadia, Lily, and Ran.
ALL WRITTEN AS A JOKE FOR MY FRIENDS
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I'm Reading Your Lips (You're Speaking My Language) by some1_around
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
22 Dec 2025
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Rozanov cocked his head. “You speak Russian? Or just the curse words?”
“Yes, I speak Russian,” he snapped, defensive and angry. He knew that it had been a mistake to even try to be friendly with Rozanov. “Why? Do I not look Russian to you?” He scoffed.
“No, not really,” Rozanov said. Some of his teammates laughed, although they mostly looked surprised that Shane was speaking to them at all. Rozanov didn’t laugh, though. “Are you Russian?”
“Go fuck yourself.”
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Despite an inauspicious start, when Russia’s Ilya Rozanov learns that Canada’s Shane Hollander is fluent in Russian at their first World Junior Championships tournament, it changes everything and sets them on a different course. Instead of being branded as rivals from the very beginning, Ilya and Shane start off as friends.
And, after all, a little friendly rivalry never hurt anyone, did it?
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- Part 1 of Speaking My Language
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22 Dec 2025
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please leave a message by Ravenesta
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
18 Dec 2025
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Sarah
Does anyone have the number for Shane's girl from Boston? I feel bad that they've been seeing each other for this long and we've never added her here.Jackie
Oh good point! Let me ask Hayden.Jackie has added Lily to the conversation
Lily
what
what is thisOr: Ilya Rozanov is, apparently, one of the girls.
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- Part 1 of You Have (81) Unread Messages
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"...I'm glad I've had Oscar the last 3 years.... I wouldn't be the driver I am today without him"
Oscar's head tilted up to the TV upon hearing his name. He barely caught what was being said, but as soon as he saw who was on the screen, his gaze softened.
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Lando wins the WDC and Oscar gets soft over his boyfriend's interview. Domestic fluff ensues.
Bookmarked by traitortothecrown
13 Dec 2025
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I asked god to give me a reason not to sin and they said, "my child, the reason is right before you." And so i looked at the overly riped banana and half eaten granola in front of me and realized fuck this. God was wrong. So I went and did an insane amount of crack and alcohol until it led me here, to this fic.
Moral of the story, god was wrong and f1 yaoi is the answer to living
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“You…uh…” Whatever he was going to ask died in his throat as Alastor turned his head to nuzzle his palm.
Lucifer’s brain may have short circuited at that while other parts of him abruptly came online.
Alastor blinked, some of the newfound haziness leaving his eyes as he turned back to face him. He continued to lean into his touch. “You were saying?”
Oh, fuck, how had Lucifer never noticed how hot his voice was before?
“Uh…”
Husk started making frantic shooing motions too from where he stood by the doors.
“…you wanna see my rubber duck collection..?”
Alastor blinked. “What.”
Angel dropped his head back into his hands in defeat.
AKA
Alastor's rut comes earlier than expected. Lucifer volunteers as tribute. An awkward few days and one existential crisis later, Lucifer might just realize his budding feelings aren't as one-sided as he thought.
Completed: 3/31/25
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- Part 1 of Give Me Your Heart
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While he waited for the evidence to disappear down the drain, he met his own glowing red eyes in the mirror. Gone was the bravado that usually saturated them, leaving only a fragile exhaustion in its place. Even after seventy years, it never got any easier, and he hated it.
For decades, Vox has been trapped in a torturous loop: dying from Hanahaki disease, regenerating, and dying again. He finally decides to put an end to it, one way or another.
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26 Nov 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
I WAS ON THE VERGE OF DIVORCING MY WIFE UNTIL I STUMBLED ON THIS MASTERPIECE AND MADE ME REALIZE THERE WAS A MORE SIMPLER ANSWER: MURDERING HER!!
THANK YOU AUTHOR SO MUCH FOR PAVING THE WAY TO THIS EPIPHANY ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡