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    “Well,” he croons, “The fun doesn’t have to be entirely one-sided. Our time could very well be limited. You help me with my condition…and I could help you with yours.”

    “My condition?” she asks, her eyebrows now arched to maximum height.

    Astarion tilts his head. “Darling, it’s bad enough that we might burst into tentacles any day now. I would hate to see you die a virgin.”

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    Neve already had her hands full, what with trying to keep her companions from killing each other and pushing forward in the face of an uncertain fate. Then the vampire had to go and decide she was sweet enough to want to sink his teeth into.

    Another take on how things unfold post-bite.

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    There's something to be said for those moments in-between missions, the ones where you manage to hold off on worrying about the tadpoles in your brain. The brief instances of levity in which you can afford to appreciate the beauty hidden in this strange, precarious new world you find yourself navigating.

    The moments where rubies sparkle in a new light behind a curtain of long lashes, the mischievous, twinkling stars casting a blue glow glossing off silvery hair. Pretty things seem suddenly far too intent to watch your mouth run away from you, especially where a particular traveling companion who you just can't seem to stay away from is concerned.

    Can you merely be Astarion's mirror in all this? Can your honeyed words break through his bitter smiles? Or have your compliments doomed you both from the moment they left your lips?

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    16 Aug 2023

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    Female Tav (second person narration) and Astarion, shifting from Tav POV to some Astarion POV. Astarion tries to navigate the whole seduction plan with a Dom/sub dynamic, wanting to feel powerful and have some real control. Tav is only too happy to go along with it, but it doesn’t stay as simple as Astarion had hoped. Fluff/smut/character study.

    Starts with the Tiefling party (written in Early Access) and builds from there.

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    15 Aug 2023

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    “By all means, though,” he continues, “if you really wish it, I’ll go back to my watch and leave you be. ...But if it’s all the same to you,” he pauses, leaning in, his lips beside your ear. You can feel his breath against you as he whispers. “I have a mind to take you on every possible surface in this room."

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    You fuck Astarion again. That's it. That's the fic.
    Also, you're a Tiefling. And there's more than one chapter now. And I'm a huge fuckin' pervert, apparently.
    Please see tags for CNs, they're _important._

    WRITTEN DURING EARLY ACCESS, PLEASE DON'T COMMENT ON MY OTHER FICS ASKING FOR UPDATES, I WILL UPDATE ONCE I'VE FINISHED MY FIRST RUNTHROUGH.
    CN: There's blood, but in the fun, vampire sex way.

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    Joey has pictures of naked women in his locker. L.D has pictures of naked men in her locker. And Wheels is just fine.

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    05 Jul 2023