whatevenareyou



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  1. Rec 2

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    "Now, I don't want to get out of bed so soon, but look at what a mess I am!" she declared dramatically, splaying her palm wide. "We can't have that."

    "Can't have that," he repeated breathlessly.

    "But I'm sure my spider is ready to help…aren't you?"

    Peter nodded, a sly smile spreading across his face. "Always."

    "In any way possible."

    "Yes, ma'am. Any."

    "Well then," she purred. "Open up."

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    22 Apr 2026

  2. Rec 15

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    He gets it now. What it's about. It's the heady thrill of the Torch angry and out of his depth. There's nothing else like it that doesn't have Peter risking life and limb. An adrenaline high.

    Johnny steps closer, eyes narrowed as Peter gleefully stares him down. "Why does Spider-Man even bother with you?" he sneers. "Can't be because of your winning personality."

    "Afraid that's our little secret."

    "Yeah, I'll bet—"

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    When it comes to getting back at Johnny Storm, Peter has to dig his feet in. He somehow still manages to topple over.

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    21 Apr 2026

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    Remus is a PhD student and hobbyist baker who finds himself adrift following his father’s death. On a whim, he enters the Great British Bake Off and is swept up in a flurry of curdled custard, shrunken souffle, and under-proved dough. Remus expects to be challenged and to embarrass himself on public television. What he doesn’t account for are the friendships he develops with the other contestants and the deep connection he forms with his teenage crush, Sirius Black: charming ex-boy band member and Bake Off presenter.

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    Sirius groans, dropping his head back into his hands. “It’s the dough,” he mumbles into the skin of his palms. “It’s the kneading. It’s his hands. They’re obscene.”

    Lily laughs. “They are a bit, aren’t they?”

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    03 Feb 2026

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    Sirius Black is a travel photographer with a secret, faraway crush on travel writer Remus Lupin, but they’ve never actually met or spoken. That is, until they’re assigned to work on a travel story in Italy together. Cue sexy pasta making, Vespa rides, sea cave make-out sessions, and living la dolce vita.🍝 🍷 🏍

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    22 Jan 2026

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    Sirius Black was supposed to spend Christmas in a luxury Airbnb in Vermont with his best friends. Instead, there's a record-breaking snowstorm, a tiny cabin with no electricity, a viral video, a mysterious last-minute breakup, and sharing a bed with Remus Lupin.

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    03 Jan 2026

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