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Someone knocks at Mac's door in the middle of the night, and she opens to find Phryne there: her long, black hair as untamed as ever, but only wearing a dress, no coat, in the middle of the night.
For the flashfic challenge and "Shouldn’t you be sleeping? // an unexpected guest // snarky Mac".
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Also Cats Can Talk Now by whopooh for olderbynow
Fandoms: Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries (TV)
20 Feb 2023
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Constable Hugh Collins is doing a nightshift at City South station when he has an unexpected guest. A black cat, who can talk, and demands to see his superior. And Hugh knows the Inspector is at Miss Fisher's, enjoying a little bit of domesticity.
What is happening??
A reminder of the flashfic challenge, and a test of the format we will use February 25th!
Also, it's another fic in my MFMM meets Lucifer series: it continues from the first fic I wrote, but is an AU to the rest of the series.
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What if Jack was telepathic?
For the flashfic prompt Telepathy AU + 'consider, piece, scene'
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Blind date + 'banana, measure, scale' by whopooh
Fandoms: Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries
07 Nov 2020
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Phryne is at a restaurant, waiting for a blind date that doesn't show up.
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Lucifer shows Chloe an intriguing list he has found. It seems to all be about the Devil and sex.
My contribution to Lucifer's Fuckruary Challenge! (I know this is a Gen-rated fic for a smut challenge, but it seems that's just how my brain works. Also, it got a second chapter!)
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Devils, Detectives, and Questionable Decisions by whopooh
Fandom: Lucifer (TV), Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries, Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries (TV)
20 Feb 2023
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Baz Pitch has nothing written on his wrist. Which is fine. Except, it's really not.
Or, the one where Simon sends a lot of stupid emails.
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20 Dec 2025
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Eighteen months after the events at the White Chapel, Simon is struggling to move on. When Shepard tries to help by taking him to a magical well that shows your heart's desire, Simon is completely taken aback by what - or who - he sees. But it might change his life after all...
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14 Dec 2025
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Restoration Ecology by aralias for SHARKMARTINI
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
19 Feb 2022
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Simon has never forgiven Baz for ruining his life at the start of eighth year. He’d hoped never to see Baz again. Ever. But when Baz applies for a position on the Coven, it’s impossible not to hire him. So – now, they’re working together. And as much as Simon wants to continue hating Baz, the dead spots between them are starting to heal …
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09 Dec 2025
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Pretty Boy by firb (f_ing_ruthless_baz)
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
03 Apr 2019
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“He’s so pretty I think I’m gonna faint.”
Sometimes I can’t stop myself from saying whatever I’m thinking, especially around Penny. It’s as if I consider her an extension of my own brain, or something.
Though perhaps, when we’re in public, I should try harder not to blurt out absolutely everything the second it pops into my head.
Simon and Penny decide to take the LGBTQ tour at the V&A Museum, but something--or someone--has captured Simon's attention more than any of the exhibits.
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06 Dec 2025
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half the time by wetheformidables
Fandoms: Simon Snow & Related Fandoms, Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
27 Apr 2023
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Simon Snow has watched enough romantic comedies to suspect he may be in the middle of a meet cute—well, a so-we-meet-again cute. He doesn’t know what his therapist will make of all this.
A year and a half after their last, truceless year at Watford, Simon and Baz meet again on the London Underground.
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20 Nov 2025