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a wizard's guide to the underdark by misspickman for wizardlover
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
27 Dec 2024
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“You have a fighter's hands,” it said. Dante’s mismatched eyes squinted at it like the mere idea offended them. March shook its head. “That's good. You need to defend yourself.”
Some gloom from their face cleared, corners of their full lips curling up. “Do my fireballs mean nothing to you?”
“You can't always throw a fireball,” it scoffed.
“Why not?”
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Rumours Only Grow by thebureauisclosed (insibbegerest) for wizardlover
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
07 Jul 2019
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Things were Good. And when Things are Good, one should be grateful for that instead of pointlessly pining for more, wouldn't you agree?
While there certainly were universes in which Things could be described as Great or even Wonderful, it seemed wiser to Aziraphale not to dwell on that. After all it would not help anything, and one would do better to remember they were lucky enough to have avoided adjectives such as Bad, Disastrous or Reminiscent-of-the-smell-of-wet-dog-and-farts (not your typical adjective, yes, but still functional).
So if you were to ask Aziraphale about Things, he would offer you a polite smile and reply that oh it's all good, really, thank you for asking, although a small part of him might be thinking I suppose I would be happier if someone finally got rid of this elephant that has been sadly trumpeting in the room for about six thousand years, but then again is it really smart to move an elephant when you have no idea what it has been standing on this entire time?