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Thousand Gold Come-And-Go Stew by VampireFaun
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Sep 2022
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When Hua Cheng loses all his memories of Xie Lian, afflicted by a tricky curse, there’s only one way to get them back: Xie Lian has to get Hua Cheng to kiss him.
It shouldn’t be too difficult, right?
Xie Lian has a plan.
“Greetings, Chengzhu,” Xie Lian said. “Apologies for the intrusion. Actually, I’ve been gifted to you by the heavens as a…”
His voice caught.
“I mean, to—”
Xie Lian’s cheeks suddenly felt hot, and his palms grew damp under the rope binding his arms together. Beneath Hua Cheng’s piercing stare from above, he lost his cool.
“As your,” he stammered. “Um, as—well—if you want, I’ve been sent to you as—I’m here to be your—”- Language:
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16 Nov 2025
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two idiots don't cancel each other out by astrocosmos, moonsteps
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Dec 2020
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“Gege? What’s going on?”
Xie Lian has gone bright red, his eyes flickering back and forth between He Xuan, who he’s still laying on, and Hua Cheng, who might have gone into actual shock.
“San Lang! We’re, we...uh, this is—”
He Xuan takes a deep breath, sends a prayer to the dead hermit crab he had when he was twelve, and says, “Xie Lian and I are dating.”
He Xuan gets dragged into a love triangle he never wanted to be part of.
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14 Nov 2025
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After six days, Sasuke wakes up.
Naruto doesn't.- Language:
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30 Aug 2025
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“Alright, homies, day three! Fiber’s running low, so foraging it is. These edible or what?”
Naruto let the camera hovered close as he mused out loud. He was focusing on something he just spotted on the ground: a cluster of small, brown mushrooms sprouting from the base of a rotting log.
“All mushrooms are edible. Some are just once if you’re bravely dumb enough, though.”
A voice cut through the stillness, smooth as a blade dipped in honey, rich with a baritone warmth that rippled down Naruto’s spine. His head snapped toward the sound, a retort dying on his tongue as his breath hitched.
Standing a few meters away, framed by the gnarled arms of the trees around, was a man who looked like he’d stepped out of a vivid fever dream.
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[Rewrite] On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog by threecrossings
Fandoms: 전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong
18 Jan 2022
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In an astounding display of bad decision-making and blatant stupidity from both parties, Kim Dokja and Yoo Joonghyuk catfish each other in a MMORPG.
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28 Jul 2025