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Kirishima walked into the dorms common area with Sero and Kaminari, laughing at Kaminaris story when he felt a hand slap his face, covering his mouth. Following the pink hand, he looked at Mina quizzingly. Mina put one finger to her mouth and shakes her head.
“What the hell Min-“Mina slapped her other hand onto Sero mouth.
“Shhh!” Mina shushed. She removed her hand from Kirishima’s mouth and pointed to a lounge chair.
Low and behold, there was Bakughou sound asleep. He’s laying sideways on the chair, with his head and feet hanging over the edge.
Kirishima stood shocked, unable to process it. No one has ever seen him sleep. Sure, Bakugou says he’s going to go to bed, but no one’s actually seen him sleep. At this point of the year everyone been seen asleep, most of the time they were too tired to get to their own bed. Hell, they even seen Todoroki passed out in the hallway, inches from his room. Hell, Todoroki came up with a theory that Bakugou doesn’t need sleep, that he has some weird secondary quirk negates the need of sleep. This theory is one of the more popular one of the dorms this month.
“How did this happen?” Kaminari whispered to Mina. Mina looked back with a glint in her eye.
“I had a bet to win, I bet Hagakure he does sleep. So, I decided to tire him out. He fought Todoroki in practice today, that always wears him out, but I needed to give it an extra push. If I happened to take Blasty to the new practice area at the same time as Midoriya just so they could fight, you can’t prove it.” She whispered smirking. “Then to top it all off, I bought a bunch of stuff to make extra spicy curry. Bakugou cooked it all up and ate enough for five people. What happens to a super exhausted and food filled Blasty?” She pointed at the still slumbering Bakugou. “Leads to a super food coma that would put anyone to sleep.”
She whipped out her phone,showing them a picture of Bakugou with drool coming from his mouth that dripped down chin, and a drawn-on monocle. Kaminari covered his mouth as he tried to deafen his laugh.
“He’s KO’ed. I was man handling him, he didn’t even get close to waking up.” Mina whispered, “You can practically do anything to him.”
“Anything?” Sero smirked with an evil glint in his eye. She gave him a confused nod in return.
Sero clapped his hands together softly, “Well, lets get to it Bakusquad. We are going to do, what no man has dared to have done before! We are going to poke the beast, and we shall conquer!” Sero whispered excitedly as he threw a fist up in the air.
Kaminari and Mina exchanged looks, and then shrugged. “I’m in”
“Me too!” Mina said pumping her first in the air. They all turned and looked at him expectantly, eyes shinning in mirth and hope.
“…Fine I'm in too.” Kirishima sighed,
“Great! We are going to tape Bakugou to the wall! For the whole world to see!”
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40 minutes of manhandling, and almost dropping Bakugou 6 times later, they finally attached the explosive blonde to the wall.
“I can’t believe how much tape was needed for this.” Kaminari mumbled, stretching out his sore arms from supporting most of the blondes weight.
“I quadrupled taped his hands, don’t want that quirk to take down my creation so soon.” Sero stated proudly, wiping a fake tear from his eye as he marveled at the still sleeping Bakugou.
“He looks like a star Christmas tree ornament. ” Mina awed.
“Do you think hes okay?” Kirishima nervously asked. “He hasn’t moved in foreve-“
“Hey guys!” Uraraka shouted waving her hand. They all turned in time, to watch her eyes slowly widen as she took in the view. “What are you guys doing?!?!” She shouted in shock. She stood just past the entrance of the door, staring at the taped up Bakugou. Todoroki peaked his head in from behind Uraraka.
“So, he does sleep.” Todoroki blandly put. They all slowly turned to look at Bakugou, fearing the worst outcome from all the commotion. However, they stood in silence watching in amazement that Bakugou had slept through all the noise.
“Maybe Kirishima’s right, maybe there is something wrong with Bakugou.” Sero said poking Bakugou’s face with a finger.
“Why is Kachaan up on the wall?” Midoriya asked softly, appearing from nowhere. It’s as if Midoriya voice was Bakugou's personal alarm clock, as soon as Midoriya the words left his mouth, his eyes snapped open.
“Deeekkuuuu.” He growled gruffly, glaring at Midoriya. Midoriya visibly wilted at the sound, and started to rubb his hands nervously.
“Um, I t-think im going to go n-now. Bye guys!” Midoriya stuttered in a high pitch voice then quickly bolted out the door.
Kirishima watched Bakugou slowly piece together the situation he was in. Bakugou's sleepy face quickly contorted to anger as he realized he was stuck to the wall. Bakugou started to pull his arms, then started struggling when there was no give. Soft muffled explosions could be heard through the tape, but the tape did not give. Bakugou was completely stuck against the wall, the only thing that he could move is his head.
“Get me the fuck out of this if you all want to fucking live.” He growled as he glared at the group. Todoroki made eye contact with Bakugou’s death glare, slowly pulled out his phone and took a picture. The shuttering sound echoed around the room ominously.
“You fucking bastards. Soy Sauce face I know it was fucking you. Get me the fuck down now or I’ll blast you into the fucking sun.” He roared as he pulled on his arms.
Sero took a step back nervously, “Uh, the thing is, I don’t know how long it’ll last. It could be anywhere between an hour or two. We would cut you out, but uhh, it would still be stuck to you and it would take a bit. It would be easier to just wait.”
“You have forty minutes to figure how to get me the fuck out or I’m going to bring the whole building down with me, and I’ll fucking make sure you’re in here when it all goes crumbling down.” He snarled back.
The group nodded frantically at the claim. Kirishima went up to the tape and tried to pry it off with his hardening quirk activated. His hand got stuck in corner of the tape. No matter how hard he pulled, it wouldnt let up. He gave Bakugou a sheepish shrug, “Sorry Blasty, guess we’re stuck here together.” Bakugou hit the back of his head into the wall while groaning.
Todoroki shrugged off the threat and went into the kitchen, came back with popcorn.
“How the fuck is that going to help Half n Half?”
“It’s not.” Todoroki shrugged making himself comfortable in a chair that has a good view of the trapped Bakugou. He started munching on the treat, ignoring the exasperated looks from his fellow students, and the death glare coming from Bakugou
A sigh interrupted any further conversation. In the door way was Aizawa looking exhausted, rubbing his temples with his hands. He looked up at the group, looked back the door, then back at the group, as if deciding if he should pretend he never saw anything.
“Uraraka, please take this money and quickly get some goof off for me.”
“Yes sir.” Uraraka mumbled, taking the money and quickly running out the door.
Aizawa glared at the remainder of the group. Nervous looks were exchanged as dread set in at Aizawa's demeanor. The silence was only broken by Todoroki munching on his popcorn.
“Bakugou, you can fight Sero tomorrow in training, but please wait till then.” Aizawa pointed a finger at the distraught looking Sero, noticing the glare Bakugou was giving the back of Sero's head. “You brought this upon yourself. Now, all we can do is wait till Uraraka comes back.” He said as he sat down on the floor
Fifteen minutes and two popcorn bags later, Uraraka came back with the goof off, handing it to Aizawa as if it was made of glass.
“I'd recommend to anyone who can leave, to leave now. And remember Bakugou, you can fight him tomorrow” he blandly said.
Most of the class scrambled to get out the door. Todoroki however took his time, he finished the last of the popcorn in his bag and strolled to the exit. He stood at the entrance and took one last pic of the taped Bakugou and the now stuck Kirishima, before heading out.
As soon as the room was cleared, Aizawa opened the packaging and started working. It took Aizawa two minutes to free Kirishima’s hand, and another ten to free the steaming Bakugou. He shoves the bottle into his pocket once they were both free from any tape. “Off to bed with the both of you. If you get into a fight tonight Bakugou, I will expel you.”
He got mumbled replies as they head out.
To say that Aizawa would never want to repeat this experience, is an understatement.