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Welcome to the beginning of the group
creativeusername: first
dewsclues: first
dewsclues: DAMMIT
creativeusername: also. why
Webbi-dings: I realized that you guys and I had a group chat together, but not one with Lena and Vi!!! So I made one!!!!!
Webbi-dings named the group to Gay Time
Ultraviolet: I appreciate the gesture Webbigail, although I think this is going to end in disaster
Ultraviolet: I will now mute the chat to prevent myself from becoming too distracted by your guys nonsense. Of course, not your nonsense though, Webbigail. I find it to be very endearing
shadow: what do i not count
Ultraviolet: Being your sister I have more than every right to be tired of your senseless tomfoolery
shadow: fair
creativeusername: might need some ice for that
shadow: nice username louie. i can sense the amount of work and effort you put into it
creativeusername: youre one to talk
shadow: don’t insult her like that
Egg: Oh, good idea Webby! Thanks for making the group chat
shadow: huey why is your username egg
shadow: i’m assuming you’re huey
Egg: Trans joke
shadow: good taste
dewsclues: wait louie i have the
dewsclues: Perfect
dewsclues: username for you
creativeusername: no
dewsclues changed creativeusername to kermit
kermit: i retract my no this is great
kermit: im kermit the frog. shake from fear under my power
dewsclues: :D
shadow: kermit has nothing against me
shadow: actually nevermind who am i kidding
Egg: Kermit has nothing against Webby
shadow: yes
Webbi-dings: Awww, thanks!
shadow: anytime babe
kermit: ew get a room
shadow: what you don’t like me loving my beautiful amazing wonderful girlfriend whom i am going to kiss
kermit: oh my god
Webbi-dings: eeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Webbi-dings: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH LENA YOU’RE AN ADORABLE LITTLE GEM YOU’RE SO SWEET AND FUNNY AND TALENTED!!!!!!!!!!!
shadow: h
shadow: webby you’re gonna actually kill me someday i love you too but
dewsclues: get someone who yells about you the way webby does about lena
kermit: i dont think i could handle that
Egg: I wish
Ultraviolet: It could also be the other way around. You should hear how Lena gets when she talks about Webby, it’s non stop gushing
shadow: vi you’re ruining my image here
kermit: what image
shadow: wow okay
shadow: can’t believe i’m being shunned in my own home like this
dewsclues: yknow i always thought i was going to be the first or second person ig to get a datemate in this family but im the only one without a crush. its kinda weird :/
Egg: I don’t have a crush on anyone
kermit: i dont have a crush on anyone
kermit: oh hivemind
kermit: anyways i dont like anyone and especially not whoever youre thinking of
dewsclues: youve cried to me about how cute boyd is before
kermit: hey dewey. where are you right now
dewsclues: um
dewsclues: wait no. louie. wait
dewsclues: WAIT NO LOUIE WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS LOUIE NOOoos etn
shadow: another one bites the dust
Ultraviolet: I’m curious about your so called crush, Huelyn
Egg: Well they don’t exist because I don’t have a crush
Ultraviolet: Fascinating
Webbi-dings: Should I help Dewey? I think Louie is intent on murder right now
shadow: nah
Egg: They deserve it
Ultraviolet: I’m sure they’ll be fine, considering my own experiences with Lena
Webbi-dings: Alrighty. I’ll stand by though at the ready!
Webbi-dings: Oh, also!!! Guess what!!!
dewsclues: HO-KAY IM ALIVE
dewsclues: NICE TO SEE YOU WERE ALL VERY CONCERNED
Webbi-dings: Dewey! Glad to see you’re okay
dewsclues: barely
dewsclues: webby how do you do stuff like this all the time
Webbi-dings: Do what?
dewsclues: im on the roof right now and let me say it was hard
dewsclues: good thing i wont have to do it again since im living here now
kermit: you cant escape me forever
dewsclues: look louie………..
dewsclues: date whoever you want…………………… even if its a robot. i wont care. love is love
kermit: i am going to Kill You
Ultraviolet: Webbigail, what were you going to say?
Webbi-dings: I was going to say something?
Webbi-dings: Wait I remember now!!!!!
Webbi-dings: SO GUYS!!! there was this game I found when scouting through random closets out of boredom and I was wondering if you wanted to play??? It’s called charty party!!!
Webbi-dings: Maybe do other things too? It could be a sleepover!! and I may have already set it all up and planned everything out
dewsclues: that sounds really fun webby!!!
dewsclues: can u paint my nails??
Webbi-dings: Yes!!
dewsclues: :D !!!!
kermit: charty party you say
kermit: im in
Ultraviolet: Of course Lena and I will be there Webbigail. Papa is going to insist on us bringing something, so do any of you have preferences on desserts?
shadow: yeah wouldn’t dream of missing out on a sleepover with you
Webbi-dings: <3
shadow: <3
Webbi-dings: Hmmm, anything with strawberries would be nice Vi!
dewsclues: no coconut or anything resembling the texture of it
kermit: c h o c o l a t e
Egg: I can’t have too much sugar
Ultraviolet: I can get you something else. A fruit parfait?
Egg: Oh! Thanks, Violet, that’d be great. Blueberries are preferred
Ultraviolet: Of course :)
Egg: Do your dad's work in a bakery?
Ultraviolet: They just like baking a lot, and consider it to be hospitality to bring food when someone’s invited you to their house and is providing you with shelter and care along with a fantastic hang out session
Ultraviolet: Sometimes they’ll sell various sweets they make though for whatever reason. Often it’s because we had too much
shadow: i’ve never seen so many cakes in one place before
kermit: that sounds like heaven
Egg: Louie we literally live in a mansion where everything is at our disposal
kermit: i dont open the fridge seeing a bunch of cakes! uncle scrooge is really wasting his money here
shadow: he is
kermit: see, she agrees
Egg: Lena will agree with anything that relates to mill/bill/trillionaires not using their money properly
shadow: because i’m right
Egg: You are but that’s not my point!
dewsclues: guys me and webby are waiting stop talking get to sleepover-ing!!!!
Egg: That doesn’t even make sense
dewsclues: i dont need your nerd stuff here, come to webbys room already!!! im gonna eat all your snacks
Egg: You’re not
dewsclues: im not but also im really impatient so i might
Ultraviolet: Lena and I are preparing to leave, apologies for the wait Webbigail
Webbi-dings: No need to apologize!!! I’m just excited to hang out with you guys!!!
shadow: stop being so cute
Webbi-dings: Afraid I can’t stop that officer!
shadow: ughhh your enthusiasm is so adorable and infectious
shadow: we’ll be there soon