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“Edmure Tully.”
“Yes, sweet sister?”
“Give her back before I tell Ned of your kidnapping attempt.”
“Not happening, Cat. And besides, she came looking for me! I guess I must be her favorite!”
“Edmure, you have five seconds to hand her over!”
“No! She’s mine now! She has the tiniest little paws and the cutest little pink nose!”
“Edmure, give her back!”
“Never! Besides, she wants to stay with her Uncle Edmure, doesn’t she?! I give the best cuddles!”
“Don’t you confuse her with your lies! She prefers me because I know how to actually pet her instead of just tapping on her head every few minutes. Not to mention you constantly stroke her fur the wrong way.”
“You’re just jealous because I’m her favorite! Wait, Eddra, where are you going?!”
“HA! It seems she wants her grandmother! No, Eddra, sweetheart, I’m over here. Where are you going, precious?”
“Cat? Edmure? What are you two----oh, there’s my best girl! Yes, I missed you too! Yes, I did! Wanna go play fetch! Let's go play fetch!"
"....He never played fetch with me."