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Green returns to the group.
“Oh no! Green! What happened??? Is that b-b-b-blood on your face?” purple exclaims
“Oh- um… *tears roll down green’s face (real ones totally)* y-you were right :((( Cyan was the impostor all along. When I confronted them they got really aggressive and their ass cheeks grew 3 times in size (which is a sign of being an impostor). They tried to strangle me with them but i fought back, i-i-i had to kill them *sobs*.
“Aww!! Green :( im so sorry you had to go through that” purple says.
“Well Im not” White says dramatically, pointing a knife at green
“White!! What do you think your doing! You said cyan was the imposter!!” purple yelled
“Hmph...that was a lie, i had to get the real sussy imposter to show themselves..and.. obviously my plan worked” white had an all knowing smirk cuz theyre the big brainer among (:0) everyone.
“I- well *sigh* yeah, fine, okay I am the sus imposter, so what!? You all know im different from you guys. Im faster, cooler, and better at killing >:)”
“Youve never mentioned that before...ever. And from what we’ve seen your not really any of the things you just listed” Purple says in a disappointed tone because they are disappointed.
“I have! Just to your faces” green turns and looks away.
“Bruh um okay well green, we know your sus so we’re gonna have to eject you now”
“Please dont” Green suddenly burst into tears. “I’ve never wanted to be the sus imposter! You think I chose this life?? NO! I never wanted to kill anyone. I never wanted to….never wanted to kill my baka omega” Green continues to cry while everyone stares at them.
“We literally dont care” White says.
“But! But i just poured my hear and soul into that!” greens sniffs uwu
“Ur sus and if you couldnt see, theres a sign that says ‘NO SUS’ so um yeah”
(i was gonna add my amazing NO SUS sign i made but it wont work so :P)
“You guys effing suck >:(“
“Green shut the fuck up! You killed cyan, the baka of your life, you think we’re gonna ignore that??” purple yells but like not loudly.
“....fine”
SO, white did the honors and ejected green.
As green was floating in space, they realised something….