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Hi hi hi, my lovely readers, my darling perverts, my devoted fans and mildly interested readers. I'm going to respond to comments shortly after this, I see there are a lot I haven't read, and thank you thank you from the bottom of my ass, to the tips of my big strong tits, to everyone who has been showing this fic love and asking for more!
I know it's been a while since I've used this account for anything, and it's been on the back of my mind, and for the past couple months since I... well... since I remembered it existed it's slowly been making it's way to the forefront as I became more and more guilty leaving y'all hanging. I'm not sure if I mentioned it in my author's notes at all, but I'm in university right now, I had a pretty fucking shitty year last year, and I've had equal parts good, bad, and weird things happen to me since I posted my original fic. I started working at a sex shop, I also started working as a cat sitter, which I still am, but I left the sex store job after about a year due to the fact that we were in a very dangerous location in the city and I can't count the sheer amount of times I was harassed on my way to work, while at work, or had to call the cops because the drug-addled city folk near us often woke up and chose violence. Our store got attacked a lot, I've been threatened a bunch of times, our store has been broken into, someone tried to light it on fire one time (and then succeeded with the coffee shop down the street). Anyways, I left that place, stole some shit before I did because management was TERRIBLE and I deserved some free stuff both for the worker abuse and the overall trauma. Anyways, this year has been very interesting so far. Academically, I am thriving, which is an improvement from last year, which could be defined as probably the worst year of my life, and a 365-day-long mental breakdown, BUT. We're good now. We're doing much much better. Some life updates, I moved in with two of my best friends who have been absolutely lovely, and my new apartment is unquestionably beautiful. Literally, my Pinterest come to life. I joined an academic paper on campus, and hope to get published soon, and I'm looking into several research opportunities on campus including an editorial position at another paper and a research scholarship that is being hosted within the faculty I'm studying in. Lots going on there. OH, I got accepted into a program being held between my university and Oxford, so I'll be going away for the summer to study an English Lit course at Oxford University, and I'm absolutely elated for that, the course itself and also the travelling because I haven't done much of it in my life. On a more personal note, I've had to deal with a lot of family stuff, my grandfather died, my mother got cancer, I almost chopped my finger off making a damn sandwich in the middle of the night and had to get stitches. Also, yes, I'm fine, my mother is fine, and my grandfather is dead so either way it doesn't really matter if he's fine or not. Lots of stuff going on. I also started doing martial arts which I've been putting off for years, and turns out I am getting really damn good at Muay Thai boxing. I'm probably forgetting a couple of things, but there she is.
Also, if everyone is just skimming over that top paragraph and going "Hey, dastardly-darling, are we getting an update on any new works coming? Who cares about your life drama, we want more porn!" completely understandable, and, to answer your question: yes! Actually, the past few weeks I've been writing up something extra special for all you horny motherfuckers. I promised at the end of my author's note I'd do something extra kinky, and I am going to deliver. Or, I have, since I already wrote it and am going to post it shortly after this update. If everyone is thirsting after some more literary smut, with the same premise as "Feyre and the bat-boys get (very) messy together," you're going to love this new fic. I've turned this fic into a series, so this one is Part One, and then the new fic is going to be Part Two. Once I post it, if the lord technology sees fit, you should just need to click on the link to the series that should be at the bottom and it will lead you to the series and the second fic. Hopefully. I do not have the best track record when it comes to technology.
So, if you're one of the many that are in the comments asking for more, or you liked this fic and want to read something similar (and a lot more problematic lol), please go read that fic!!
Also, I'm hoping to be a lot more active on here now that I have the mental stability and time (now that the semester is nearly over), so expect more coming soon! Also, if you want to look me up on other platforms, I'm trying to be more active across all my socials because I kind of had a year-long haitus... everywhere lol... but I have a bookstagram that I'm a lot more active on if people want to follow me there, and some other platforms that I am trying to post more from. If people are interested in my Instagram, like pretty much all my other socials, the account name is the same as here, @dastardlydarling.
Check out the new fic and, fuck it, happy spring I guess!