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“Hey leeches! I know I know, I should be packing right now, but I really wanted to do one more stream in the dorm room before summer break!”
Enid flashes her bright smile, slowly twirling around in her desk chair. It’s almost been ten months since she started streaming, and eight months since she started dating her best friend and roommate, Wednesday Addams. If you had told her at the beginning of the school year that she would have over one hundred thousand fans, and would be dating the love of her life; well - she’d probably faint to be honest.
Enid pauses in her spinning when she catches the look that Wednesday sends her. She sighs as she fully turns back to the camera and pulls herself closer to the desk. “And since you guys have been dying for this since Weds first showed up, we’ll be doing a Q and A for Wednesday!”
“Against my will, I might add,” Wednesday finally speaks up as she moves into frame, dragging her chair over from her own desk. “Hello leeches, I hope you all have been suffering.”
“our king and queen!!!”
“hey ladies, hope y’all been doing good!!”
“OOOOO Q&A!!! do we get to ask questions live?!?!!!”
“Sadly, no,” Enid said with a grin, “Weds demanded that she pre-pick ten questions for the stream, sorry guys.”
Wednesday places her chair close to Enid’s before sitting down. “I’d rather drink sewage than have these idiots ask me personal questions.”
Enid giggles, she leans over and presses a kiss against Wednesday’s cheek. “That’s valid. Now I will say I haven’t seen the list of questions, I let Weds have my phone to pick them.”
“uummmm was that a gud idea???”
“oh man Weds picked them :( they’re gonna be so boring!!!”
“RIP us i guess”
Enid rolls her eyes, “shut the fuck up and show my boyfriend some respect, she’s a private person and can pick whatever questions she wants.”
“Mia lupa,” Wednesday purrs, she takes Enid’s hand and starts kissing her knuckles over and over again. “No star can compare to you, you are utterly radiate, blinding and burning.”
“Wednesday,” Enid sighs, tugging on her hand a little, “not right now.”
Wednesday huffs, she lets go of Enid’s hand as she straightens up, “then let us get this over with, I have better things to do.”
“Like what?”
“You.”
“WEDNESDAY!”
The goth chuckles lightly as Enid buries her bright red face into her hands. Wednesday grabs the werewolf’s phone and quickly unlocks it, she pulls up the list of questions. “The first question is quite simple; do I have any siblings?”
Enid perks up a bit, “oh, we’re actually talking about your personal life?”
Wednesday nods, “I saw no harm in such an ask, and to answer the question; yes, I have two younger brothers, Pugsley and Pubert.”
“PUGSLEY AND PUBERT?????”
“those sure are names”
“AWE!!! UR AN OLDER SIS!!!”
“how old are they??”
“Hm, let it be known I’m not taking questions, but I will answer some things; Pugsley is twenty, and Pubert will be turning ten in July.”
Enid speaks up, “you guys should see Pubert, he’s like a mini version of Gomez!”
Wednesday narrows her eyes fondly, “he is indeed every bit my father, but he has been going through a rebellious phase as of late.”
“Wait, really?” Enid looks to Wednesday with wide eyes, “what does a rebellious phase look like for your family?”
“He shaved off his mustache, and has taken to acting like a dragon.”
“Oh my moon!” Enid squeals, “he’s trying to be you?!”
Wednesday tilts her chin up, puffing out her chest a bit as a smug smirk creeps across her lips. “If I have my way, this rebellious phase will be a permanent one.”
Enid bounces in her chair, her hands flapping, “oh oh, I wish you had a phone! I want pictures right now!”
“We can give the family a call on the crystal ball.”
“YES!”
Wednesday glances down at Enid’s phone, “the next question...Can I play any instruments other than the cello?”
Enid’s eyes widened in horror, “Wednesday no, I’m not dealing with this again!”
“I can, I am quite proficient with the piano and the violin, I just prefer the cello above all else.”
“for a moment i lived in a world where i forgot this goth plays the cello, im suffering once again being reminded of this info”
“some of us have that first date pic saved, some of us cannot forget by choice”
“NO U CANT DO THIS TO ME IM A HOE FOR THE PIANO”
“I fucking hate you so much, Wednesday, I’m gonna kill you.”
Wednesday smirks, “you really shouldn’t flirt with me on stream, mia lupa.”
Enid kicks Wednesday’s chair, causing it to slide back a few inches out of view with a horrible screech on the hardwood floor. “Answer the next damn question, you menace.”
“As you wish,” Wednesday moves back into frame. “How did Enid and I meet?”
Enid raises an eyebrow at that, “uh, we’re roommates, duh?”
“Actually,” Wednesday slightly grins, “we met before that.”
Enid blinks rapidly, “...I think I’d remember meeting a really hot butch goth, Weds.”
“To be fair, you didn’t see me.”
“What the fuck does that mean?!”
Wednesday’s grin grows, “do you recall your first day of freshman year?”
“Yeahhhh,” Enid draws out, her eyes narrowing, “why?”
“You tripped and fell down the stairs of Ophelia Hall, I was the only one there to witness the event, it made me laugh.”
Enid gasps as she shoots up from her chair, she points a clawed finger at Wednesday. “That was you?! I heard someone laugh but I was so embarrassed that I just ran!”
Wednesday leans back in her chair, her grin big enough to reveal the dimples of her cheeks. “Imagine my delight when I discovered you were my roommate, my own personal clown.”
“I wanna be mad so bad right now, but your dimples are out and I’m weak.”
“They were meant to be”
“Literally FELL in love”
“Weds saw this bitch trip and hurt herself and said ‘i want that one.’”
Wednesday's expression turns blank once more as she reads out the next question. “Do I have any pets?”
Enid drops back down into her seat, crossing her arms with a small huff. “Oh yeah, don’t you have a lot of bugs?”
“Indeed, I own the most pets in the home, I have a number of insects and...reptiles.” Enid snorts, and Wednesday gives her a sharp glare. “However, I am not the only one with pets, my mother has Kitty.”
“Kitty?”
“My mother’s pet lion.”
“what???”
“PET WHAT??!!!!”
“no no that has to be a joke”
“ur mom has a pet lion?!”
“SHE NAMED A LION KITTY”
Enid hums softly, “I would have named him Prince.”
Wednesday nods, “I wanted to name him Apollo.”
“Wednesday!” Enid squeals, “that’s so cute!”
The goth ducks her head, pointedly staring at Enid’s phone, “I was eight,” she mutters. Wednesday clears her throat, “fifth question, do I partake in any physical activities, such as sports, jogging, dancing?”
Enid sighs louds, she starts spinning herself in her desk chair. “Goddess, what don’t you do?”
Wednesday shrugs her shoulders, “I regularly partake in sparring matches with one of Enid’s friends-”
“She’s your friend too, babe.”
“We both enjoy fencing, I am also proficient in dancing and take much pleasure from that, especially with my lovely partner here.”
Enid waves with a bright smile, “she’s teaching me the tango next week!”
Wednesday hums lowly, “I hunt often, even here at school; and I also do a number of light exercises - swimming, running, weight lifting, hand-to-hand combat.”
Enid shakes her head, she reaches over and takes Wednesday’s free hand, “sweetie, my little dragon, your definition of light exercise, is way different than the actual definition.”
“Hm,” Wednesday slowly blinks at Enid, “I suppose you are correct.”
“I have asthma just from hearing all of that”
“YOU CAN DANCE!!!!”
“damn, whut that bod look like???”
“LITTLE DRAGON AHAKJGHAKJHGA”
Enid snarls at all the suggestive comments that come flying in, while Wednesday just rolls her eyes. “None of you leeches will ever have the pleasure of seeing my skin; there are only two people allowed to view me in such a state, and I am sitting right beside her.”
Enid flashes a grin that’s all sharp teeth, “damn right! You fucking losers can cry about it.”
“wait who is the second person??”
“there’s another person???”
“like ur doc???”
Wednesday shakes her head, “my best friend, Xavier, he does my tattoos.”
“TATTOOS”
“SHE HAS TATTOOS!!!!”
“THAT’S IT, I’M FUCKING DONE WITH THIS”
“ENID I’M GONNA FIGHT U”
The blonde sighs, she looks to Wednesday with a raised eyebrow, “you love making my life hell.”
Wednesday leans over and kisses the werewolf softly. “I do.”
“Answer the next question, you fucking demon.”
“Actually, that leads into the next question; what species am I?”
Enid’s brow furrows, “I thought we’ve talked about that before?”
“Apparently not,” Wednesday said as she moved her chair a bit closer to the desk. She reaches up and adjusts the camera to get a better view of her. “I am a human seer and witch, however that’s from my mother’s side of the family; my father’s side...well...” with a low snarl the inky blackness of her irises spills out to the whites of her eyes. Her upper lip curls back as her thin fangs drop down from her gums, a forked tongue flicking out for a brief moment to taste the air. Black scales push through her flesh, running up the sides of her neck and over her jawline, up the bridge of her nose and spreading over her brow.
“Those born of my father’s blood end up as wicked things; Pugsley is a wolf, Pubert a fiend like our father, and I...I am a dragon. However, the blood is very diluted, had I been born a few generations ago, I would have more dragon-like features, woefully I am left looking more like a viper than a dragon.”
“AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH”
“HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT”
“NO NO U CANT KEEP DOING THIS”
“A DRAGON A FUCKING DRAGON”
“HA all u fuckers making fun of us Enid fans calling us furries, well how does it feel being a scalie!!!!!!”
Enid laughs as she watches the fight breaking out in the chat, “oh no you’ve caused a war.”
Wednesday sighs as her features shift back to normal. “Quite a disappointing one if you ask me.”
“How can you say that?! There are men and women and non-binary beans dying in your name, Wednesday!”
“Good.” Wednesday kicks up her sock-covered feet and plants them into Enid’s lap. “The next question is hilarious; am I wanted by the law?”
“Yes, next question.”
Wednesday chuckles, she nudges Enid’s thigh with her toes. “You are not even going to try to deny it?”
Enid grabs Wednesday’s foot and slightly shakes it, “babe, this is you we’re talking about, I’m sure you are wanted in several states and countries.”
“Mia tesoro, you flatter me, I am only wanted in one state, Texas.”
“What the fuck did you do in Texas?”
Wednesday lazily waves her hand, “I will tell you the full details later, but it had involved my Uncle Fester and a chicken.”
Enid’s eyes widened, “a chicken?”
Wednesday nods, “a chicken,” the goth quickly moves on. “Eighth question; what are my plans for summer break?” Wednesday hooks her foot around the back of Enid’s calf and pulls the blonde closer. “Hm, well the first two weeks will be spent getting Enid moved into the manor and settled in.”
“manor??!!”
“fuck i forget that Weds is like, an actual sugar daddy”
“ahkghagkahsa how did Enid pull such a catch like Weds???”
“by falling down some stairs”
“OMG YOU’RE GONNA BE LIVING WITH WEDS!!!!”
Enid ducks her a head a bit, she rubs Wednesday’s calves lightly as the goth now stretches her legs over Enid’s lap. “Yeah, we decided at the start of the year that I would come live at Weds’s house, but honestly we haven’t really made any plans for the summer, besides some like family events, right Weds?”
Wednesday hums softly as she nods, “there will be your birthday, which will be celebrated as a huge event so be prepared for that, mia tesoro. Then there will be Pubert’s birthday, and toward the end of the summer there is the family reunion which will be...overwhelming, to put it lightly. There are other smaller happenings throughout the summer months, but those will be the three main events.”
“Which reminds me!” Enid said with a gasp, slapping Wednesday’s knee a few times, “I’m so excited to see the bog beast hunt!”
“Truly? My brothers and I get quite filthy during that one, I am sure the smell will be unpleasant to a werewolf.”
“Oh totes, no doubt about it, but I wanna see what in the hell a bog beast is!”
“Then I will be sure to win this year and bring back the wretched creature just for you, mia lupa.”
“Awe, my little dragon, you’re so sweet to me!” Enid cups Wednesday’s face and pulls her into a quick, but eager kiss. “So! Second to last question?”
“The question is, will you give me another kiss?”
Enid snorts as she slaps Wednesday’s thigh, “no it’s not.”
Wednesday narrows her eyes as she leans forward, “it is now.”
Enid rolls her eyes, but she closes the gap and presses another sweet kiss against Wednesday’s lips. The goth tries to deepen the kiss, but the werewolf quickly pulls away, “ah ah! Behave, we’re on camera.”
Wednesday falls back against her chair with a loud huff, “you torment me, mia tesoro.”
“I’m literally just sitting here, Weds.”
“Yes, and the way the sight of you sparks such burning desire within me is utterly maddening.”
“STOP STOP THE GAY IS KILLING ME”
“u 2 are disgusting cute”
“ahkahgag TvT i want what they have”
“no no pls keep kissing don’t mind us”
Enid dances her fingers up and down Wednesday’s shin as she leans her elbow on the armrest of her chair, her cheek resting on her fist. “So, what’s the last question?”
Wednesday turns off Enid’s phone and sets it down on the desk, “...Will you marry me?”
Enid freezes up, she blinked owlishly at Wednesday, “...what?”
Wednesday moves her legs off of Enid’s lap and stands up, only to drop down onto one knee. “Enid Sinclair...will you marry me?” Wednesday reaches behind her and Thing - who had been hiding under the desk this whole time - scuttles out and hurriedly presses the tiny, velvet black box into Wednesday’s hand. The goth holds up the box as she flips it open, revealing the ring inside.
Shaky hands cover Enid’s mouths, tears rapidly welling up in her eyes. “You...you...on stream?”
Wednesday turns her head away from the camera so only Enid can see the flush of her cheeks. “...Pugsley and Pubert watch your videos and streams, and well...there may have been an idiotic bet I took with them...and I may have lost it...and the consequences may have been them demanding that I propose on stream...hypothetically.”
Enid lets out a watery laugh, she sniffles as she starts to flap her hands. “You’re such a fucking loser...Yes! Yes, I would have said yes no matter what, even if you proposed in a Denny’s parking lot.”
“I would have preferred my family’s graveyard, the spirits love seeing a proposal,” Wednesday said as she took out the ring.
“We can redo it later, just for them,” Enid holds out her left hand as she wipes at her cheeks with her other hand.
Wednesday takes Enid’s hand, she places a gentle kiss to the blonde’s ring finger before slipping on the ring. The goth isn’t given the chance to stand up, as Enid leaps from her seat and tackles Wednesday to the floor.
“HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!”
“AGKJAHGKAHGAA CONGRATS LADIES YOU BETTER STREAM THE WEDDING!!!!”
“Y’ALL DIDN’T EVEN WAIT A YEAR”
“to be fair they were pinning for like a solid 2 years, and for lesbians that’s like foreplay or something”
“yeah honestly surprised they weren’t engaged after the first month”
“so like, what about the stream???”
Suddenly, a stitched up and severed hand crawls up and appears on the desk. Thing waves two fingers before quickly moving for the mouse.
“WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT”
“IS THAT A SENTIENT HAND????”
“omg, a little dude, I love him!!”
Thing turns off the stream and shuts down the computer, before rushing for the vent. He dodges a carelessly tossed shirt, he pulls open the vent and disappears into it. He couldn’t help but compare the two young women to a newly wedded Gomez and Morticia; though he would never repeat such a thought out loud. Wednesday wouldn’t hesitate to remove his thumb if he did.
Black Butterfly @dustywings
she said yes
The picture is of a pale hand with colorful claws. On the ring finger sits a simple, but elegant engagement ring; the band thin and made from rose-gold, and a beautiful opal being the centerpiece of the ring.
Enid the Wolf @pinkclaws
....WEDNESDAY???? YOURE BB??!!! WTF HOW DID I NEVER NOTICE ACTUALLY HOW IN THE FUCK DID I NOT SEE YOU TAKE THIS PIC??!!!!
Black Butterfly @dustywings
U//w//U oh no I’m in trouble