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Friday 5 Sep 09:38 pm

Unknown - We're still on for drinks later yeah?

Friday 5 Sep 09:40 pm

Um, I'm sorry but, who is this?

Friday 5 Sep 09:41 pm

Unknown - Oh, very funny Blaise. 🙄(eye roll emoji)

Friday 5 Sep 09:41 pm

Unknown - Are we still on for later or not?

Friday 5 Sep 09:43 pm

Again, I'm sorry, but I have no idea who you are. I think you must have the wrong number, because I'm certainly not Blaise.

Friday 5 Sep 09:46 pm

Unknown - Amused, Blaise? Have a right laugh at my expense are you? Because I'm certainly not. 😒(half frown side eye emoji) I thought you said we were all good now, so why in Merlin's name are you taking the piss out of me with this wrong number bollocks?

Friday 5 Sep 09:50 pm

I'm truly sorry, whomever you are, but I am NOT Blaise Zabini. You should go speak to him in person. He'll tell you that he never received any of these messages, and if you still have doubts, check his phone. Best of luck with that.

Friday 5 Sep 09:53 pm

Unknown - Oh for Salazar's sake, CUT THE BULLSHITE ZABINI! This has got to be the most annoying 'prank' you've pulled yet! I swear I'm going to hex the life out of you the next time I see you, you prat! ✌🏻(british two finger salute emoji)

Friday 5 Sep 09:56 pm

Ugh, how many times must I remind you that I'm NOT Blaise? You've got the wrong number. Shouldn't you remember your own friend's number? Assuming that you and Blaise even get on. Though judging by these texts I'd say it could be either or.

Friday 5 Sep 09:57 pm

Unknown - Fuck off. ✌🏻(british two finger salute emoji)

Friday 5 Sep 11:06 pm

Unknown - I um, talked to Blaise like you suggested.. I believe I owe you an apology.

Friday 5 Sep 11:11 pm

Apology accepted, though I'd appreciate not being told to 'fuck off', for future reference. How did things go with him anyway? I can't imagine too well if you lead with calling him a prat.

Friday 5 Sep 11:15 pm

Unknown - Really, you'll accept my apology, just like that? Even though I haven't technically apologized yet? Also yes, if you must know, we got into it right away. As soon as I brought up the text messages though, he looked so genuinely confused and caught off guard. So I ended up taking my phone out and showing him what I was on about. He immediately whipped his own out to prove that yours and his numbers don't match. Which I suppose would make ME the prat in this situation huh? 🤦🏼(male face palming emoji)

Friday 5 Sep 11:17 pm

Well yeah, you're clearly sorry, so why wouldn't I? I'm glad you two worked things out by the way. Did you end up getting drinks after all?

Friday 5 Sep 11:23 pm

Unknown - Not going to acknowledge that I called myself a prat then? I'll assume that means you agree, not that I could blame you for doing so. I'm sure a lot of people would agree with you there. Yeah, we're at The Leaky Cauldron right now.

Friday 5 Sep 11:24 pm

Unknown - Which, in hindsight, is probably something I shouldn't have told a complete and utter stranger. 🤦🏼(male face palming emoji)

Friday 5 Sep 11:27 pm

What, that you're at The Leaky Cauldron right now? If it makes you feel any better, I'm not anywhere near there, nor do I have any intentions of attempting to hunt you down. Also, seeing as we both know who Blaise is, it's safe to assume we're not complete and utter strangers. Is it safe to assume that you go to Hogwarts as well? As for you being a prat, you thought you were being had by your friend. I get why you'd be upset and frustrated. Why do you think people feel that way about you?

Friday 5 Sep 11:35 pm

Unknown - I'll believe that if I don't wake up dead tomorrow morning. Yes I am a student along with Blaise. Shall I assume that you do as well given your wording? I just seem to be very polarizing, always pushing people's buttons, even when I don't mean to.

Friday 5 Sep 11:37 pm

You can't 'wake up dead' tomorrow if you're dead, so either way, you won't be waking up dead tomorrow. Are you in the same year as Blaise? I am, a seventh year Hogwarts student I mean. I'm sure you're not that bad, we're always the harshest on ourselves. From what I can tell, you seem quite lovely.

Friday 5 Sep 11:45 pm

Unknown - Touché. I'm a seventh year as well, so I suppose we do know each other after all. Even if vaguely and only through word of mouth. I'm not sure if I find that thought reassuring or not. Lovely, lovely, YOU think I'M lovely? 😂(laughing crying emoji) Oh, Merlin's beard, thanks for the laugh. I needed that. Blaise is impossible to be around when sloshed.

Friday 5 Sep 11:48 pm

Really? Cool! What house are you in? Wouldn't it be less reassuring if I was a stranger on my way to kidnap you though? Well I do live to serve, lol. Why are you even having drinks with Blaise then?

Friday 5 Sep 11:55 pm

Unknown - Why do you want to know what house I'm in? What house are YOU in hmm? 🤔(rubbing chin emoji)

I suppose you may have a point there. Although depending on who you are, I might prefer the mystery kidnapper.

What are you, a house elf?

Because we fought earlier and this was my concession in order for him to forgive me.

Friday 5 Sep 11:58 pm

So I can narrow things down, plus I'm curious. Unless you'd like to skip the guessing and tell me your name? Gee thanks, your faith in me is astounding. No, I do have sub tendencies though. What did you fight over? Wait never mind that's probably personal, sorry. I would be open to hearing about it though if you felt like talking about it. Also what's with the spaces?

Saturday 6 Sep 12:10 am

Unknown - Curious yet you won't answer your own question reflected back to you. That hardly seems fair now.

Well, you never know. You could be someone I completely despise.

Do I even want to know what you mean by 'sub tendencies'? 👀(pair of eyes emoji)

Just stupid petty stuff. Nothing you need to concern yourself with.

The spaces make the conversation easier to follow. Since we're talking about multiple things at once.

Saturday 6 Sep 12:12 am

I never said I was fair. 😋(tongue sticking out emoji)

Who's on your top five kill list?

I don't know, do you? 😏(smirking emoji)

Alright then.

It really does, and the messages don't feel so bulky and squished together!

Saturday 6 Sep 12:20 am

Unknown - Not a Hufflepuff then.

What in Merlin's name is a 'top five kill list'? 😶(blank stare no mouth emoji)

Are, are you flirting with me right now? 👁️👄👁️(eye emoji)(mouth emoji)(eye emoji)

Also, I see that you've copied my text formatting as well as my use of emojis. I cannot tell if that's because you're a natural follower, or because my natural leadership and trend setting skills shine through even on 'parchment'. 😌(eyes closed peaceful smiling face emoji)

Saturday 6 Sep 12:22 am

What- hey! Hufflepuffs can be unfair selfish jerks as much as any other house! Shame on you for stereotyping!

You know, a list of people from one to five, who you'd kill if you could get away with it without repercussions.

I don't know, am I? 😉(winking emoji)

It's definitely both. God that's hot.

Side note, you text rather well for a drunk person.

Saturday 6 Sep 12:33 am

Unknown - You're right, my deepest and most sincere apologies. People can be arseholes no matter what colour their tie is. I shall strive to do better in the future. 😔(downcast expression emoji)

And you know this how? You have a list don't you? Great, I'll be dead come morning after all.

If you are this is a rather poor attempt.

What exactly do you find hot now?

That's because I'm not drunk, just buzzed. We'd never make it back to Hogwarts if I let myself get as plastered as Blaise is right now.

Saturday 6 Sep 12:33 am

Unknown -

(picture of Blaise laying on the bar top with an arm hanging over the edge surrounded by shot glasses)

I mean, just look at him! 🙄(eye roll emoji)

Saturday 6 Sep 12:47 am

I'm glad you've learned your lesson, young person.

I do, but we're not talking about mine right now, we're talking about yours. So come on now, let's see that top five kill list!

Okay, ow, you don't have to be so harsh. 😢(single tear drop crying frowning emoji)

Good luck dragging him back to the nearest floo.

Saturday 6 Sep 12:50 am

Unknown - Young person, what are you, ancient? 🤣(sideways laughing crying emoji)

I don't have one you psycho. Let's hear yours then since it's all primed and ready!

I can't tell if you're taking the mickey or if I've actually hurt your feelings. 🤨(quirks eyebrow emoji)

Why drag him when I can levitate him? 🧙🏻♂️(white bearded wizard with staff emoji)

Saturday 6 Sep 12:55 am

Hey, respect your elders! Also I don't know your gender so I couldn't use 'young man' or whatever.

Fine then, but after this you'd better think of one:
1. Astoria Greengrass
2. Pansy Parkinson
3. Hermione Granger
4. Ginny Weasley
5. Cho Chang

A bit of both..

Good point.

Saturday 6 Sep 12:57 am

Unknown - Merlin, did these women all talk shite about you behind your back or something? Turn down your offer for a shag? What'd Astoria and Pansy ever bloody well do to you? Is it because they're Slytherins? Did it ever occur to you, that since Blaise is my friend, I might be friendly with other Snakes as well? That I might not take it too well that those two ladies in particular are at the top of your stupid fucking kill list? Do you EVER think before you voice your opinions, written or not?

Saturday 6 Sep 01:58 am

I- no- I'm sorry. It's not because of their house, I'm not like that. It's just that the person I fancy seems to be interested in them, and that kills me on the inside. I'm sorry I've upset you.. I'll just, go now..

Saturday 6 Sep 02:00 am

Unknown - Ugh, wait. 🤦🏼(male facepalming emoji)

Saturday 6 Sep 02:01 am

Unknown - Come back.

Saturday 6 Sep 02:10 am

Unknown - Explain this all to me.

Saturday 6 Sep 02:48 am

Unknown - I'm sorry I snapped at you like that, I let my anger get the best of me. I should've asked for an explanation first. I'd still be open to hearing a more detailed explanation if you'd be willing.

Saturday 6 Sep 03:27 am

Unknown - Goodnight, Mystery Kidnapper.

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You changed Unknown's contact name to Mystery Kidnapper.

Saturday 6 Sep 01:13 pm

Mystery Kidnapper: Mystery Kidnapper, really? 🤨(quirked brow emoji)

Saturday 6 Sep 01:14 pm

Please tell me you didn't just wake up, or DO tell me that actually. I'd much prefer that to having been stood up all day. 😪(eyes closed bead of sweat on the face emoji)

 Saturday 6 Sep 01:18 pm

Mystery Kidnapper: Oi! You're one to talk about waking up late! I find it hard to believe that you were bushy tailed and bright eyed at seven am. 😤(exhaling smoke through the nose emoji) Though for your information, yes, I did just wake up.

Saturday 6 Sep 01:20 pm

Touché, love.

You've got me there, I changed your contact name the second after I downed a bottle of hangover potion.

Saturday 6 Sep 01:35 pm

Mystery Kidnapper: I thought you only got buzzed? Something about needing to drag Blaise's drunk arse back to Hogwarts. 🤼‍♂️(two men wrestling emoji)

Saturday 6 Sep 01:40 pm

I'm telling him you said that. As for my alcohol consumption, I'll admit, I drank more than I intended. 🍸(martini glass emoji)

We made it back just fine though, since you're so concerned.

Saturday 6 Sep 02:04 pm

Mystery Kidnapper: Oi! I'm not concerned! I was just asking you raging alcoholic. 😤(exhaling smoke through the nose emoji)

Saturday 6 Sep 02:05 pm

Between the two of us I somehow don't think I'm the drunkard here. 

So are we good then? About last night I mean.

Saturday 6 Sep 02:10 pm

Mystery Kidnapper: Oi! I don't drink, so it's you by default. Also yeah, yeah we're fine.

Saturday 6 Sep 02:13 pm

Are you incapable of starting a sentence without the use of 'Oi!'? 🙄(eyeroll emoji) You sound like a bloody Weasley. 

Mystery Kidnapper: What's wrong with being a Weasley? 🧐(monocle quirked brow emoji) 

Saturday 6 Sep 02:14 pm

I cannot believe you just asked me that. 🤦🏼‍♂️(male facepalm emoji)

Saturday 6 Sep 02:20 pm

Mystery Kidnapper: Yeah well you sound like Draco Malfoy with that attitude. 😤(exhaling smoke through the nose emoji)

Saturday 6 Sep 02:22 pm

What's wrong with sounding like Malfoy? 🧐(monocle quirked brow emoji)

Saturday 6 Sep 02:34 pm

Mystery Kidnapper: Okay now you're just mocking me, and nothing really. I'm just pointing out the hypocrisy of your statement. Besides, Fred and George are a right bit of fun you must admit.

Saturday 6 Sep 02:37 pm

To you maybe. I don't care too much for them as long as they keep their pranks away from my house and me. 🙄(eyeroll emoji)

Saturday 6 Sep 02:40 pm

Mystery Kidnapper: What's your house?

Saturday 6 Sep 02:47 pm

Again, I'm not telling you that.

Mystery Kidnapper: And why not? ☹️(big frowning emoji)

Saturday 6 Sep 02:49 pm

Because that'd ruin the anonymity, Darling. 😉(winking face emoji)

Saturday 6 Sep 02:50 pm

And if I remember correctly, you're not so keen to share such personal matters yourself.

Saturday 6 Sep 03:00 pm

Mystery Kidnapper: Don't 'Darling' me, buster. I'm not answering til you answer. 😤(exhaling smoke through the nose emoji)

Saturday 6 Sep 03:04 pm

Ah, so we're agreed then, this'll remain anonymous.

Saturday 6 Sep 03:05 pm

Mystery Kidnapper: I hate you.

Saturday 6 Sep 03:07 pm

And yet here you are, just eager for my attention. 😏(smirking face emoji)

Saturday 6 Sep 03:10 pm

Mystery Kidnapper: You're an arse.

You changed Mystery Kidnapper's contact name to Ray Of Sunshine ☀️(sun emoji)

Ray Of Sunshine ☀️(sun emoji) changed your contact name to Pain In The Arse 🍒(cherries emoji)

I could be a pain in YOUR arse if that's what you're trying to hint at. 😏(smirking face emoji)

Ray Of Sunshine ☀️(sun emoji): It's not.

Saturday 6 Sep 03:12 pm

It's pathetic really, how desperately you've been hitting on me since we've met.

Saturday 6 Sep 03:16 pm

Ray Of Sunshine ☀️(sun emoji): I was just joking around last night! 😖(quivering lip and tightly closed eyes emoji)

Saturday 6 Sep 03:17 pm

So I suppose I could throw a pity shag your way if you're really that desperate for it.

Saturday 6 Sep 03:19 pm

Ray Of Sunshine ☀️(sun emoji): Am I talking to a brick wall here? 😡(slightly red angry face emoji) 😤(exhaling smoke through the nose emoji)

Saturday 6 Sep 03:20 pm

I'm nothing if not charitable. 😌(serene face emoji)

Ray Of Sunshine ☀️(sun emoji) changed your contact name to Meatless Bonehead ☠️(skull and bones emoji)

Saturday 6 Sep 03:25 pm

Oh believe me Darling, I definitely have plenty of meat. 😏(smirking face emoji) 🌭(hotdog emoji)

Saturday 6 Sep 03:35 pm

Ray Of Sunshine ☀️(sun emoji): I could be a dude too you know.

Saturday 6 Sep 03:41 pm

How do you know I'm a dude? 🧐(monocle quirked brow emoji)

Saturday 6 Sep 03:50 pm

Ray Of Sunshine ☀️(sun emoji): So you just joke about having a big thick cock? 🤨(quirked brow emoji)

Saturday 6 Sep 04:00 pm

Alright you caught me, I was absolutely telling the complete truth about that.

Saturday 6 Sep 04:03 pm

Ray Of Sunshine ☀️(sun emoji): Pics or it didn't happen.

Saturday 6 Sep 04:05 pm

Ahem, what? 😅(nervous sweaty laughing emoji)

Saturday 6 Sep 04:09 pm

Ray Of Sunshine ☀️(sun emoji): What, don't tell me you're suddenly feeling shy, Baby. 😚(blushy eyes closed kissy face emoji)

Saturday 6 Sep 04:10 pm

I um, I was just- so are you a man as well or not? 

Saturday 6 Sep 04:11 pm

Ray Of Sunshine ☀️(sun emoji): I don't see how that's any of your business. 

Saturday 6 Sep 04:19 pm

You want to see my dick but you won't even tell me if you're a woman or not? 😐(deadpan face emoji) 😑(slit eyes deadpan face emoji)

Saturday 6 Sep 04:30 pm

Ray Of Sunshine ☀️(sun emoji): Oh please, we both know this is a joke from both ends. At least I hope YOU know that. 😬(cringing face emoji)

Saturday 6 Sep 04:38 pm

You can never be too careful, you'd be surprised the sheer amount of people who try to solicit stuff from me.

Ray Of Sunshine ☀️(sun emoji) changed your contact name to Mr. Popular 😎(cool face emoji)

Saturday 6 Sep 04:41 pm

Damn straight I am, Baby.

Saturday 6 Sep 04:42 pm

Ray Of Sunshine ☀️(sun emoji): Don't call me that.

Saturday 6 Sep 04:49 pm

What, don't tell me now that the shoe's on the other foot, you're uncomfortable. 😚(blushy eyes closed kissy face emoji)

Saturday 6 Sep 05:00 pm

Ray Of Sunshine ☀️(sun emoji): You're an arse. Are you sure you're not a Slytherin? 🤨(quirked brow emoji)

Saturday 6 Sep 05:04 pm

Are you sure you're not a woman? You sure are nosy like one. 🤨(quirked brow emoji)

Saturday 6 Sep 05:07 pm

Ray Of Sunshine ☀️(sun emoji): Don't be sexist, we're capable of minding our own business, probably. 

Saturday 6 Sep 05:12 pm

Aha! So you are a lady! 😏(smirking face emoji) Are you hot?

Saturday 6 Sep 05:16 pm

Ray Of Sunshine ☀️(sun emoji): Ha lol, fine, yeah I'm a woman. Define hot.

Ray Of Sunshine ☀️(sun emoji): Are YOU hot? 

Saturday 6 Sep 05:20 pm

Only the hottest, sexiest, most charming and magnetic wizard at Hogwarts. 😏(smirking face emoji)

Saturday 6 Sep 05:24 pm

A bird with dark hair, light eyes, killer figure, bright smile, and a winning personality.

Saturday 6 Sep 05:27 pm

Ray Of Sunshine ☀️(sun emoji): So Draco Malfoy? Also I may, or may not, fit at least a few of your criteria. 😅(nervous sweaty laughing emoji)

Saturday 6 Sep 05:40 pm

You think Malfoy's the hottest, sexiest, most charming and magnetic wizard at Hogwarts? 👀(sidewards glance pair of eyes emoji)

Pics or it didn't happen.

Saturday 6 Sep 05:55 pm

Ray Of Sunshine ☀️(sun emoji): Doesn't everyone? I mean fuckkk, the things I would let that man do to me. 🤤(drooling face emoji)

Ray Of Sunshine ☀️(sun emoji):

(close up photo of a single emerald green eye)

Saturday 6 Sep 05:57 pm

Ray Of Sunshine ☀️(sun emoji): Okay anyway I've got to go head over for dinner. I'll talk to you later- maybe, if you're not still an arse. 

What things?

Saturday 6 Sep 05:59 pm

Hey wait a second what things? You can tell me I promise not to tell a soul. 😁(happy eyes closed smiling with teeth emoji)

Saturday 6 Sep 06:01 pm

Oh shite, your eyes are beautiful.

Saturday 6 Sep 06:03 pm

Huh, oddly enough they're a lot like Potter's. You don't see a kind of emerald green like that often. I usually see women with eyes more like grass. 🌱(plant in dirt emoji)

Saturday 6 Sep 06:05 pm

You're not secretly Potter in disguise are you? 👀(sidewards glance pair of eyes emoji) 🧐(monocle quirked brow emoji)

Saturday 6 Sep 07:21 pm

Ray Of Sunshine ☀️(sun emoji): I don't think you ACTUALLY want to read all the filthy things swimming around in my head right now. 🍆(eggplant emoji) 🍑(peach emoji) 💦(water droplets emoji) Oh, well, um, thank you. Yeah I've heard that a time or two. Also no I'm not Harry. 🙄(eyeroll emoji)

Saturday 6 Sep 07:22 pm

Merlin's saggy ball sack, don't tell me you just got done eating! What on Earth were you doing in there, scarfing down the whole table? 

Saturday 6 Sep 07:23 pm

Actually I'd very much like to read all the naughty things brewing in that head of yours, Princess. 😏(smirking face emoji)

Saturday 6 Sep 07:24 pm

So, on a first name basis with the Boy Who Lived are we? I'll take it you're not a Snake then. 

Saturday 6 Sep 07:41 pm

Ray Of Sunshine ☀️(sun emoji): Wow, you really know just what to say to a woman. It's a mystery how you're still single. 🙄(eyeroll emoji) Also don't call me that! 🫢(blushy hand over mouth emoji) What, Slytherins can't be friendly with other houses? 

Saturday 6 Sep 07:50 pm

How do you know I'm still single? Why's that, is me calling you Princess making you feel some sort of way, Princess? 😏(smirking face emoji) Okay now I KNOW you're not a Snake. Which begs to question what house is left. You call Blaise by his first name too, that rules out the house of Reckless Idiots.

Saturday 6 Sep 08:00 pm

Ray Of Sunshine☀️(sun emoji): For Merlin's sake I bloody well hope you're single considering how you've been speaking to me!😳(wide eyed blushing emoji) I don't exactly know you well, but I'd like to think you wouldn't be so flirty and suggestive with your jokes if you were taken. Seriously cut that out, I won't ask you again. Maybe I'm just someone who calls people by their first name. I'm pretty sure only Slytherins call Gryffindor house the, 'house of Reckless Idiots'. 

You changed Ray Of Sunshine☀️(sun emoji)'s contact name to Princess👑(crown emoji).

Princess👑(crown emoji) changed your contact name to Daddy 🤵🏼‍♂️(man in a suit emoji).

You changed Princess👑(crown emoji)'s contact name to Daddy's Good Little Girl💖(red sparkly heart emoji).

Saturday 6 Sep 08:09 pm

Daddy's Good Little Girl💖(red sparkly heart emoji): Merlin I hope one of your friends snoops through your phone and sees me saved as that. 

Saturday 6 Sep 08:10 pm

I could say the same about you, Little One. 💖(red sparkly heart emoji)

Daddy's Good Little Girl 💖(red sparkly heart emoji): Stop that.

Saturday 6 Sep 08:11 pm

Mmmm, you're such a good girl for Daddy aren't you? 😏(smirking face emoji)

Daddy's Good Little Girl 💖(red sparkly heart emoji): Is this a kink of yours I don't know about?

Maybe.

Saturday 6 Sep 08:13 pm

Daddy's Good Little Girl 💖(red sparkly heart emoji): What do you look like?

Saturday 6 Sep 08:22 pm

You know I can't tell you that. 

Daddy's Good Little Girl 💖(red sparkly heart emoji): Oh but I can show you my eye colour? 😑(slit eyes deadpan face emoji)

Saturday 6 Sep 08:26 pm

I can't risk you finding out who I am. 

Saturday 6 Sep 08:28 pm

Daddy's Good Little Girl 💖(red sparkly heart emoji): What, why?

Saturday 6 Sep 08:30 pm

Daddy's Good Little Girl 💖(red sparkly heart emoji): I mean I know 'anonymity' and all that, but I think Hogwarts is big enough for me to know something about you without immediately clocking your identity.

Saturday 6 Sep 09:45 pm

Look, just, pretend I'm Malfoy or someone hot if you really need to.

Saturday 6 Sep 09:53 pm

Daddy's Good Little Girl 💖(red sparkly heart emoji): Oh you DON'T want me pretending you're Draco.

Saturday 6 Sep 10:00 pm

And why's that?

Saturday 6 Sep 10:05 pm

Daddy's Good Little Girl 💖(red sparkly heart emoji): The sheer amount of unholy things I'd subject you to. Who're you imagining I am anyway? 

Saturday 6 Sep 10:07 pm

I can't tell you that either.

Saturday 6 Sep 10:08 pm

Daddy's Good Little Girl 💖(red sparkly heart emoji): Ugh, git.

Bitch.

Saturday 6 Sep 10:09 pm

Daddy's Good Little Girl 💖(red sparkly heart emoji): Arse.

Saturday 6 Sep 10:10 pm

You said that already be creative for a change.

Saturday 6 Sep 10:13 pm

Daddy's Good Little Girl 💖(red sparkly heart emoji): Fine, Annoying Prat.

Saturday 6 Sep 10:16 pm

If I'm so annoying why are you still texting me late into the night?

Saturday 6 Sep 10:19 pm

Daddy's Good Little Girl 💖(red sparkly heart emoji): Anonymity. I somehow don't think 10:16 pm is very late for you. If the timestamps from last night were any indication.

Saturday 6 Sep 10:23 pm

I'm starting to think you like the thought of projecting Malfoy's likeness onto me.

Saturday 6 Sep 10:25 pm

Daddy's Good Little Girl 💖(red sparkly heart emoji): And I'm starting to think you're more obsessed with Draco than I am. Are you sure you're not actually Harry? 👀(sidewards glance pair of eyes emoji)

Saturday 6 Sep 10:30 pm

Potter's obsessed with Malfoy? I'm not surprised. Though you would've never guessed by how he acts. Why, wishing I was Potter after all? Are you another one of his Groupies? 🤢(green nauseous face emoji)

Saturday 6 Sep 10:35 pm

Daddy's Good Little Girl 💖(red sparkly heart emoji): WHAT NO EWWW!!! 😵‍💫(dizzy face emoji) 😭(crying face emoji) ⚰️(coffin emoji) I'd sooner pitch myself off the Astronomy Tower!!!! 🤮(partially green vomiting face emoji)

Saturday 6 Sep 10:37 pm

😂(laughing crying face emoji) 😂(laughing crying face emoji) 😂(laughing crying face emoji) 😂(laughing crying face emoji)

Saturday 6 Sep 10:39 pm

Good Girl. Merlin you're a riot sometimes. You almost sound like his sister or something with a reaction like that. 🤣(sideways laughing crying face emoji)

Saturday 6 Sep 10:43 pm

Daddy's Good Little Girl 💖(red sparkly heart emoji): Other people are capable of not being attracted to the Great Harry James Potter besides his sister. Do you know her well enough to draw that comparison? I wouldn't imagine so by how you talk about her brother. 

Saturday 6 Sep 10:51 pm

Fair enough, though they are far few and in between unfortunately. You seem to have your head on straight though, for the most part. Not including that list of yours we've still yet to properly hash out. 

Saturday 6 Sep 10:52 pm

Can't say I do, or anyone does rather. That pathetic little thing has no friends.

Saturday 6 Sep 10:55 pm

Daddy's Good Little Girl 💖(red sparkly heart emoji): She's friends with The Golden Trio isn't she? 😅(nervous sweaty laughing emoji)

Saturday 6 Sep 11:00 pm

You'd think so but no. I mean, have you SEEN her? Scared witless of her own shadow, trailing after her famous brother like a lost puppy. Poor thing, I almost feel sorry for how unremarkable she is. It'd be impossible to live up to the high standards Potter somehow managed to set, all while he was still in nappies, but I mean LOOK AT HER! She'd still be a skittish little freak wearing that rat's nest she calls hair as a bloody veil. She must be absolutely hideous under there if she's willing to go through such lengths to hide her face! 😂(laughing crying face emoji)

Sunday 7 Sep 01:19 am

Daddy's Good Little Girl 💖(red sparkly heart emoji): How can you be so cruel?

Sunday 7 Sep 01:25 am

Oh come on, don't tell me you're a Willamina Potter sympathizer. 😂(laughing crying face emoji)

You can no longer send or receive messages or calls from Daddy's Good Little Girl 💖(red sparkly heart emoji).

Fuck.

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Golden Trio + W GC

Monday 8 Sep. 7:30 AM

Harry: Willa please, come back, Ron's really sorry.

Monday 8 Sep. 7:31 AM

Hermione J. Granger: Yes, in fact, he rather is. Right Ronald?

RW: Oi dnt full nam me wman!

Monday 8 Sep. 7:32 AM

Hermione J. Granger: EXCUSE ME!? DID YOU JUST REFER TO ME AS, 'WOMAN'?!

RW: No.

Monday 8 Sep. 7:33 AM

Harry: Nice one Ron. ️🤦🏻‍♂️(male face palm emoji)

RIP Buddy, don't worry I'll still come to your funeral.

Monday 8 Sep. 7:34 AM

Harry: WILLA!

RW: O joy ur bck

Monday 8 Sep. 7:35 AM

Hermione J. Granger: Ignore the village idiot, Willa. Welcome back.

Monday 8 Sep. 7:36 AM

RW: who r u calln th vllge idot u dctatr

Willamina Potter changed their nickname to Slytherin At Heart 🐍💚(snake emoji)(green heart emoji)

RW: O nw ur jst tryn t set me off W

Hermione J. Granger: Must you always text as if you have to hand paint every single letter?

Harry: Wills please pick a more.. Suitable nickname..

Monday 8 Sep. 7:37 AM

No.

RW: I lke t see u do bttr with ths hunk o jnk H

Monday 8 Sep. 7:38 AM

Hermione J. Granger: I won't be held responsible if Ronald lashes out again, Willamina. You've been warned. Also yes, I could in fact do a better job with your phone than you clearly could, Ron.

The lot of you are bloody dictators. Can't use green hearts, can't have a Slytherin themed nickname. Why, if I HAD been sorted that way you'd probably make Harry disown me.

Monday 8 Sep. 7:39 AM

Harry: I wouldn't, disown you, per say..

RW: I wud

Monday 8 Sep. 7:40 AM

Nobody asked you, Red. Also, fun fact, Harry only barely just dodged a Slytherin placement by begging the hat.

Monday 8 Sep. 7:41 AM

RW: WHAT

RW: UR JKING

Monday 8 Sep. 7:42 AM

Hermione J. Granger: Here we go. 🙄(eyeroll emoji)

Harry: WILLA! I TOLD YOU THAT IN CONFIDENCE!

RW: 4 MRLNS SAK PLZ TLL M SHES TKNG TH MCKY

Monday 8 Sep. 7:43 AM

Have a nice morning, guys. (smiling face with halo)

Monday 8 Sep. 7:44 AM

Harry: Willa don't you dare leave me alone with him like this!

Monday 8 Sep. 7:45 AM

Hermione J. Granger: This is all really too childish and petty for my personal taste.

Monday 8 Sep. 7:46 AM

And hexing Lavender last year wasn't?

RW: H u wot

RW: knew u were jelly 😏(smirking emoji)

Monday 8 Sep. 7:47 AM

Harry: Just ignore Willa she's clearly in a mood today.

Hermione J. Granger: DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT SOMEBODY BESIDES YOURSELF BEFORE YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH, WILLAMINA?! HONESTLY, DON'T EVEN BOTHER SITTING NEXT TO ME DURING BREAKFAST YOU THOUGHTLESS COW!

Monday 8 Sep. 7:49 AM

Harry: Okay how about we all take a deep breath and calm down now?

Hermione J. Granger kicked Slytherin At Heart 🐍💚(snake emoji)(green heart emoji) from Golden Trio + W GC

RW: fck yeah!

Monday 8 Sep. 7:50 AM

Hermione J. Granger: Language, Ronald!

Hermione J. Granger: Though I will admit that felt, good..

Monday 8 Sep. 7:51 AM

Harry: Don't you think that's a bit harsh? I'm sure she didn't mean to embarrass you, Mione.

Monday 8 Sep. 7:52 AM

RW: cme ovr t th drk sde H

Monday 8 Sep. 7:53 AM

Hermione J. Granger: I will do no such thing, Ronald. I'm above such affairs. She's been crossing the line and upsetting everyone way too often lately, Harry, it had to be done. She can come back when she learns to be civil.

Harry: Hermione..

Monday 8 Sep. 7:54 AM

Hermione J. Granger: My answer is no.

Monday 8 Sep. 7:55 AM

RW: her wrd s practclly law m8

Harry: 😑(slit mouth emoji) I know..

Fun Sucker 🙄(eye roll emoji)

Monday 8 Sep. 8:00 AM

Fun Sucker 🙄(eye roll emoji): Hey Babe, you at breakfast yet?

Monday 8 Sep. 8:01 AM

Who is this? 🧐(monocle quirked brow emoji)

Fun Sucker 🙄(eye roll emoji): If you don't have my number saved after everything I swear I'm going to be miffed.

Monday 8 Sep. 8:05 AM

My apologies, Princess, but that was a very out of character text to receive from you first thing in the morning.

Fun Sucker 🙄(eye roll emoji): Christ don't scare me like that ever again with your 'who is this' nonsense. 😤(angry exhaling smoke from the nose emoji)

Monday 8 Sep. 8:09 AM

I'm sorry, Baby. Daddy I didn't mean to scare you. How can I make it up to you? 🙏🏻(praying hands emoji)

Monday 8 Sep. 8:10 AM

Fun Sucker 🙄(eye roll emoji): How about you send over some voice notes of you talking? 😏(smirking emoji)

Anything other than that?

Monday 8 Sep. 8:12 AM

Fun Sucker 🙄(eye roll emoji): Aww, you shy Baby? I bet your voice sounds just as good over the phone as it does in person. 😉(winking emoji)

Uhum what? 😅(nervous sweaty laughing emoji)

You don't even know what I sound like. 😅😅(nervous sweaty laughing emoji x2)

Monday 8 Sep. 8:16 AM

Fun Sucker 🙄(eye roll emoji): Sure I do, you are very vocal usually.

You must have me mistaken with someone else.

Fun Sucker 🙄(eye roll emoji): I don't think I do, Darling.

Monday 8 Sep. 8:17 AM

Well I THINK, you're projecting your dream guy onto me, and you'll be sorely disappointed once reality slaps you in the face.

Fun Sucker 🙄(eye roll emoji): We're really going to play it like that huh? Like I can't see you texting at the Slytherin table right now. 🧐(monocle quirked brow emoji)

Monday 8 Sep. 8:20 AM

Fun Sucker 🙄(eye roll emoji): Now I KNOW it's really you, Draco. 🤣🤣🤣(sideways laughing crying emoji x3) Who else after getting such a message, would drop their phone and try so hard to act casual while scanning the Great Hall with all the subtlety of a troll? 🤣(sideways laughing crying emoji)

Monday 8 Sep. 8:40 AM

How'd you even sus me out to begin with? It's not like I was taking risks like you were. 😒(side eye emoji)

Monday 8 Sep. 8:42 AM

Fun Sucker 🙄(eye roll emoji): How many Seventh Year male Slytherin students that're on the Quidditch team hang out with Blaise that often?

Starshine 🌟(shining star emoji) changed your contact name to Sherlock 🔎(magnifying glass emoji).

Monday 8 Sep. 8:45 AM

Sherlock 🔎(magnifying glass emoji): I'll take that as a compliment. So anyway, about those voice notes? 👉🏻👈🏻(left pointer finger pointing sideways emoji)(right pointer finger pointing sideways emoji)

Monday 8 Sep. 8:47 AM

Audio Message

0:11

Monday 8 Sep. 8:50 AM

Sherlock 🔎(magnifying glass emoji): Oh God I'm so- I mean, ahem, thank you I'll be saving that.

Monday 8 Sep. 8:51 AM

So what, Baby? Use your words. 😏(smirking emoji)

Sherlock 🔎(magnifying glass emoji): No.

Monday 8 Sep. 8:52 AM

Does my voice really turn you on that much? 😏(smirking emoji)

Sherlock 🔎(magnifying glass emoji): No.

Have I reduced you to single word responses now?

Monday 8 Sep. 8:53 AM

Sherlock 🔎(magnifying glass emoji): ..No.

🤣🤣🤣🤣(sideways laughing crying emoji x4)

Monday 8 Sep. 9:00 AM

Sherlock 🔎(magnifying glass emoji): It's not funny you git! 😤(angry smoke from the nose exhale emoji)

I beg to differ, Luv.

Sherlock 🔎(magnifying glass emoji): I don't.

Monday 8 Sep. 9:02 AM

Oh, so should I stop sending them then?

Sherlock 🔎(magnifying glass emoji): No!

Monday 8 Sep. 9:03 AM

Why, planning on looping them next time you touch yourself, Princess?

Monday 8 Sep. 9:30 AM

Sherlock 🔎(magnifying glass emoji): Maybe.

Monday 8 Sep. 9:31 AM

Well that took a while didn't it? You getting ready for DADA?

Monday 8 Sep. 9:32 AM

Sherlock 🔎(magnifying glass emoji): That's a rather bold assumption. Perhaps I was in the shower so my hair would have time to dry by the time I actually did have class.

Monday 8 Sep. 9:35 AM

Uhuh, and was that actually the case, or are you too scared to admit that you're in DADA?

Monday 8 Sep. 9:39 AM

Sherlock 🔎(magnifying glass emoji): Either way is a lose lose situation. If I admit such, I've drastically narrowed down the pool of potential people I could be, and while admitting the opposite wouldn't be as drastic of a clue.. You'd get there eventually.

Monday 8 Sep. 9:40 AM

You think I wouldn't notice you not messaging me for the entire class period?

Monday 8 Sep. 9:41 AM

Sherlock 🔎(magnifying glass emoji): I could message you during class.

And risk getting caught by either me or the Professor?

Monday 8 Sep. 9:43 AM

Sherlock 🔎(magnifying glass emoji): Lots of students have their phones out during class, and no one would know if I was sneaky enough.

So you admit you're in DADA?

Monday 8 Sep. 9:44 AM

Sherlock 🔎(magnifying glass emoji): I never said that.

Monday 8 Sep. 9:50 AM

Then how do you know everyone has their phones out during class?

Sherlock 🔎(magnifying glass emoji): This is Seventh Year, everyone has their cell out at all times.

Sherlock 🔎(magnifying glass emoji): Except during Potions, no one is THAT suicidal.

Monday 8 Sep. 9:53 AM

So you take Potions class.

Sherlock 🔎(magnifying glass emoji): I never said that.

Monday 8 Sep. 9:55 AM

You didn't need to, Darling.

Sherlock 🔎(magnifying glass emoji): Have you met Professor Snape? Try texting in his class and see what happens.

Monday 8 Sep. 9:57 AM

Touché.

You know, since you know who I am, it's only fair that I know who you are.

Monday 8 Sep. 10:00 AM

Sherlock 🔎(magnifying glass emoji): That wasn't a part of the deal.

Anonymity only works if it goes both ways. I'm at a disadvantage here.

Monday 8 Sep. 10:01 AM

Sherlock 🔎(magnifying glass emoji): Oh poor you, how will you ever cope?

Starshine 🌟(shining star emoji) changed your contact name to Sarcastic Cunt 😒(side eye emoji)

Monday 8 Sep. 10:02 AM

Sarcastic Cunt 😒(side eye emoji): You're lucky I love you.

Do you uh- do you actually? Are you sure you're not just really eager to fuck me?

Monday 8 Sep. 10:03 AM

Sarcastic Cunt 😒(side eye emoji): Who says it can't be both? 😉(winking emoji)

Monday 8 Sep. 10:05 AM

Merlin's left tit, you're such a tease. Stop getting me hard at the most inopportune times. 😤(angry smoke exhale emoji)

Sarcastic Cunt 😒(side eye emoji): It's not my fault you let your mind wander to such unsavoury things. 😇(smiling halo emoji)

Monday 8 Sep. 10:10 AM

And I suppose you're just completely innocent in all this?

Monday 8 Sep. 10:11 AM

Sarcastic Cunt 😒(side eye emoji): Exactly.

Starshine (shining star emoji) changed your contact name to Filthy Little Tease 🍑(peach emoji).

Monday 8 Sep. 10:12 AM

Filthy Little Tease 🍑(peach emoji): Only for you, Baby.

Oh really? You don't flirt with anyone else? What about that night we met?

Monday 8 Sep. 10:14 AM

Filthy Little Tease 🍑(peach emoji): That wasn't intentional. I don't know how to behave around men, or so I hear. I joke too much and flirt on accident.

Monday 8 Sep. 10:15 AM

I'm pretty sure that's just a woman thing.

Filthy Little Tease 🍑(peach emoji): Is not! I know lots of women who can actually behave normally.

Monday 8 Sep. 10:16 AM

Right, my apologies. You're just easy then I guess.

Filthy Little Tease 🍑(peach emoji): Oi! I'm not easy! I would've backed off and not taken things as far as I had if I hadn't known who you are.

Monday 8 Sep. 10:17 AM

Filthy Little Tease 🍑(peach emoji): Speaking of knowing who you are, since I do, you could legally send me selfies now. 😏(smirking emoji)

Right, because before now it was a federal offense.

Monday 8 Sep. 10:18 AM

Filthy Little Tease 🍑(peach emoji): I'm serious.

So am I.

Monday 8 Sep. 10:21 AM

Filthy Little Tease 🍑(peach emoji): Draco.

Monday 8 Sep. 10:22 AM

Princess.

Red 🐭(mouse emoji)

Red 🐭(mouse emoji): who th ell r u txtng u hve n frnds

Monday 8 Sep. 10:23 AM

Where as you've got a contact list full of them huh? Is that why you're always trailing after my brother, because you have just SO MANY 'friends'.

Red 🐭(mouse emoji): Pot kettle black

I'm there to help look after my brother. You're there to get jealous and testy every five seconds.

Monday 8 Sep. 10:25 AM

Red 🐭(mouse emoji): Hrry dsnt need u none o us d

Red 🐭(mouse emoji): wed all b bttr off wthout u

Monday 8 Sep. 10:26 AM

Fuck you.

Monday 8 Sep. 10:27 AM

Red 🐭(mouse emoji): trth hrts dnt it

Unable to send message: message blocking active.

Bookworm 📕🐛(red book emoji)(worm emoji)

Monday 8 Sep. 12:04 PM

Bookworm 📕🐛(red book emoji)(worm emoji): While I'd much rather do anything other than reach out to you after you so rudely behaved earlier, Ron is pitching an absolute fit over you blocking him. So I'll ask you to unblock him and apologize at once. I'll consider adding you back to the group chat after. Providing that you publicly apologize to me as well, and promise to knock it off with this rather annoying behaviour of yours.

Unable to send message: message blocking active.

Hare Bear 🐻❤(bear emoji)(red heart emoji)

Monday 8 Sep. 12:06 PM

Hare Bear 🐻❤(bear emoji)(red heart emoji): I have no idea what's going on right now or what happened, but Ron and Hermione are losing their minds right now. There's talk about kicking you out of your dorm room tonight. I'm really worried, Willa. Please just apologize and unblock everyone so we can put this all behind us. I'm sure if you tell them you were just, in a mood or something, they'll forgive you.

Monday 8 Sep. 12:10 PM

Hare Bear 🐻❤(bear emoji)(red heart emoji): Please, Wills, I don't want to see my best mates and my sister be at odds like this.

Monday 8 Sep. 12:13 PM

How about you ask THEM to apologize.

Hare Bear 🐻❤(bear emoji)(red heart emoji): Come on, Willa. Don't make this difficult, please.

Monday 8 Sep. 12:14 PM

You act like they did nothing wrong. 😤(angry exhaling smoke through the nose emoji)

Hare Bear 🐻❤(bear emoji)(red heart emoji): You HAVE been acting off lately, and Ron and Hermione seem to be under the assumption that you've been speaking to someone. Are you, being forced to act this way?

Monday 8 Sep. 12:15 PM

He'd never 'force' me to do anything.

Hare Bear 🐻❤(bear emoji)(red heart emoji): So you're talking to a boy? Since when?

Monday 8 Sep. 12:16 PM

Why does it matter? I think you're getting off topic here. Your friends are gits and I'm not apologizing for anything.

Hare Bear 🐻❤(bear emoji)(red heart emoji): Well I think he's a bad influence on you and you should stop talking to him.

Monday 8 Sep. 12:17 PM

You can't be serious.

Hare Bear 🐻❤(bear emoji)(red heart emoji): I'm not Sirius, I'm Harry.

Monday 8 Sep. 12:18 PM

Hare Bear 🐻❤(bear emoji)(red heart emoji): But all jokes aside, Wills, anyone who makes you act this crazy really shouldn't be in your life. You know I'm only saying this because I care about you.

YOU THINK THIS IS CRAZY?! I'LL TELL YOU CRAZY! CRAZY IS HAVING YOUR OWN TWIN BROTHER TAKE THE SIDES OF HIS OUT OF LINE SCHOOLMATES BECAUSE HE'S TOO SCARED HE'LL END UP ALONE! STAY OUT OF MY PERSONAL LIFE! WHO I DO OR DON'T TALK TO IS NONE OF YOUR BLOODY BUSINESS SO BUTT OUT!

Monday 8 Sep. 12:20 PM

Hare Bear 🐻❤(bear emoji)(red heart emoji): Don't make me get Sirius involved.

You wouldn't dare.

Monday 8 Sep. 12:21 PM

Hare Bear 🐻❤(bear emoji)(red heart emoji): Try me.

I hate you.

Hare Bear 🐻❤(bear emoji)(red heart emoji): See the old Willa I knew— the sister who loved me so fiercely she'd follow me to Hell and back, would've NEVER said that.

Monday 8 Sep. 12:23 PM

Stop trying to guilt trip me.

Hare Bear 🐻❤(bear emoji)(red heart emoji): I'm not.

Yes you are.

Monday 8 Sep. 12:25 PM

Hare Bear 🐻❤(bear emoji)(red heart emoji): Think whatever you like. The bottom line is, if I catch you texting that guy again, I will get Padfoot involved. Remus too if I have to.

Monday 8 Sep. 12:31 PM

I'm pretty sure Remus is too busy trying to dodge his responsibilities as a father to get involved.

Hare Bear 🐻❤(bear emoji)(red heart emoji): Willa.

Monday 8 Sep. 12:32 PM

Fine, ruin my life if it'll please you that badly.

Monday 8 Sep. 12:34 PM

Hare Bear 🐻❤(bear emoji)(red heart emoji): That guy— whomever he is, is the one that's trying to ruin your life. I'm trying to salvage the remains of the few friendships you have.

Those are YOUR friends, not mine. I just got roped into your circle while trying to look out for you.

Monday 8 Sep. 12:35 PM

Hare Bear 🐻❤(bear emoji)(red heart emoji): You can't seriously think that. This guy's got you brainwashed. Sure you and Ron and Hermione don't always see eye to eye, but you care for each other. They'd trust you with their lives you know.

Monday 8 Sep. 12:37 PM

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Monday 8 Sep. 12:40 PM

Hare Bear 🐻❤(bear emoji)(red heart emoji): Ron didn't mean that, you know how he gets when his temper flares up. As for Hermione, you did embarrass her rather badly in front of Ron. Is it really so crazy that she'd want an apology for that?

Monday 8 Sep. 12:46 PM

Hare Bear 🐻❤(bear emoji)(red heart emoji): I'm going through your phone the second I see you. If you don't delete this guy's number and block him, I will. Or like I said before, I will tell Sirius. Please don't make me be the bad guy here, Mina. Is this guy really worth risking your family and friends over?

Starshine 🌟(shining star emoji)

Monday 8 Sep. 12:47 PM

We've got a situation.

Come here.

Now.

Monday 8 Sep. 12:49 PM

Starshine 🌟(shining star emoji): Oh?

Monday 8 Sep. 12:52 PM

Some friends of a relative of mine and I had a bit of a falling out. Long story short, they were being ridiculous and over the line, and they whined to my relative over me blocking them. They also let it slip that it seemed like I was talking to someone. Then I accidentally may have let it slip that that someone was a boy. My relative thinks you're a bad influence. 🙄(eyeroll emoji) They're going to get my guardian involved unless I unblock their friends and stop talking to you. They're demanding my phone the next time I see them, which would be luncheon unless I manage to dodge them. If I don't lose your number they'll lose it for me, is what they said. Oh Darling, I don't know what I'm supposed to do. This is all so stupid. All I know is that I don't want to lose you. 😖(scrunched face trembling mouth emoji)

Monday 8 Sep. 12:54 PM

Starshine 🌟(shining star emoji): Well that's, a lot..

Monday 8 Sep. 12:55 PM

Please tell me you have something else to say other than that. I'm freaking out here.

Starshine 🌟(shining star emoji): Any chance telling your relative and their mates to piss off and stay out of your business will work?

Monday 8 Sep. 12:56 PM

I tried that.

Didn't work.

Monday 8 Sep. 12:57 PM

Starshine 🌟(shining star emoji): Guess this is goodbye then.

Monday 8 Sep. 12:58 PM

Are you kidding me?

After all that work you did to fight for me, you're giving up just like that?

Monday 8 Sep. 1:04 PM

Starshine 🌟(shining star emoji): Well what the bloody hell else am I supposed to do? I don't know who you are, I don't know where to find you or how to contact you outside of texting. So unless you fancy telling me and maybe I can talk to this relative of yours, I'm fresh out of options here.

Monday 8 Sep. 1:06 PM

There has to be another way. I can't lose you now, not after I'd just found you.

Monday 8 Sep. 1:07 PM

Starshine 🌟(shining star emoji): You're coming off as oddly sentimental right now.

And you're coming off as oddly cold.

I thought we were friends.

Monday 8 Sep. 1:08 PM

Starshine 🌟(shining star emoji): We are, but there's not much I can do just short of meeting in secret, and you're clearly too scared to do that.

Monday 8 Sep. 1:11 PM

I have my reasons. Anyway, I'm dodging lunch in the Great Hall. If I dodge dinner too I'll won't risk running into my relative until curfew. If I really push it I can hide out until tomorrow morning. Problem is, I don't know if they'll inform my guardian if I do.

Monday 8 Sep. 1:14 PM

Starshine 🌟(shining star emoji): What the bloody hell are you so scared of anyway with meeting up? I already like you obviously. If you're worried I'll find you ugly, I highly doubt it with eyes like that.

Monday 8 Sep. 1:16 PM

While that may be part of it, it's not just that. I just— it's easy to say you'll still like me now while you're staring at a screen. Projecting whatever ideals you may have onto me. In person I won't have a screen to hide behind. You might find me dull, or awkward, or yes even ugly. Honestly, you can't judge someone's looks JUST on eye colour.

Monday 8 Sep. 1:19 PM

Starshine 🌟(shining star emoji): Are you scared I won't want to be friends anymore, or are you scared I won't want to court you? That's what this is about isn't it? You're scared I'll break your heart.

Monday 8 Sep. 1:21 PM

Maybe..

Monday 8 Sep. 1:23 PM

Starshine 🌟(shining star emoji): Maybe what, Darling? Use your words.

Monday 8 Sep. 1:24 PM

I'm scared you won't be interested, I'm scared you'll laugh at me, I'm scared you'll break my heart in a way that I'll never recover from.

Monday 8 Sep. 1:32 PM

Starshine 🌟(shining star emoji): Baby.. We get on so well don't we? That won't change, whether we're in person or not. There's something about you I find very refreshing. While I won't deny how much your flattery strokes my ego, the way you aren't afraid to challenge me is something I'm rather lacking in my life. We banter but it's not combative. You forgive me even when I hurt you. You give me space when I clearly need it. You bring a balance to my life I can't get anywhere else. I know I haven't known you long— or rather, I haven't bothered with getting to know you until this wrong number mix up, but God I can't imagine making it through the day without you. I'm sorry if I came across as cold earlier. I don't want to lose you either. I shouldn't have thrown in the towel so easily just because we'd hit a dead end. I promise you that if you EVER decide you'd like to meet up, I'll treat you the way you deserve to be treated Princess. I'll cherish every second I get to spend in your presence if you'll let me.

Monday 8 Sep. 1:33 PM

Who's cutting onions in here? 😭(crying emoji)

Monday 8 Sep. 1:34 PM

Starshine 🌟(shining star emoji): Real smooth of me, I know.

Lol. 😂😂😂😂(laughing crying emoji x4)

Monday 8 Sep. 1:35 PM

Yeah, it was. 😂(laughing crying emoji)

I have an idea.

Monday 8 Sep. 1:36 PM

Starshine 🌟(shining star emoji): Please tell me it involves another pair of your knickers.

Monday 8 Sep. 1:37 PM

Shut up I'm trying to be serious here. 😂(laughing crying emoji)

Starshine 🌟(shining star emoji): My apologies Princess, please do continue.

Monday 8 Sep. 1:38 PM

I have a friend who might be able to help us, without snitching.

Monday 8 Sep. 1:40 PM

Starshine 🌟(shining star emoji): And you trust this person?

More than my own relative at this moment.

Monday 8 Sep. 1:44 PM

Starshine 🌟(shining star emoji): Alright then, what's the plan?

Monday 8 Sep. 1:45 PM

Well if you can bear it, I was thinking we could exchange letters, and have them go through her.

Monday 8 Sep. 1:48 PM

Starshine 🌟(shining star emoji): Who's this friend of yours?

Luna.

Monday 8 Sep. 1:50 PM

Starshine 🌟(shining star emoji): Lovegood?

Monday 8 Sep. 1:52 PM

The one and only.

Monday 8 Sep. 1:59 PM

Starshine 🌟(shining star emoji): What makes you think she'll keep it a secret?

Monday 8 Sep. 2:02 PM

We've kind of already talked about you. She knows how I feel about you, and she's the one who helped me sus out who you were fully. Or at least, confirmed it. She didn't have any objections then, and if she was going to tell, she would've already by now.

Monday 8 Sep. 2:03 PM

Starshine 🌟(shining star emoji): And if we get caught exchanging saucy letters?

Monday 8 Sep. 2:05 PM

Oi! Who said anything about them being saucy? I'm perfectly capable of being ladylike.

Starshine 🌟(shining star emoji): I'd like to submit our previous text conversations as evidence of the complete opposite.

Monday 8 Sep. 2:07 PM

Starshine 🌟(shining star emoji): Also you didn't answer my question.

Monday 8 Sep. 2:08 PM

Worse case scenario is that I get chewed out by my family and grounded and you find out who I am because there's no way they'd let it slide if they ever found out YOU were the one I was speaking to.

Monday 8 Sep. 2:10 PM

Starshine 🌟(shining star emoji): Know of me do they?

Unfortunately.

Monday 8 Sep. 2:12 PM

Starshine 🌟(shining star emoji): I take it you weren't the one to tell them about me?

Monday 8 Sep. 2:13 PM

If only I had been.

Monday 8 Sep. 2:15 PM

Starshine 🌟(shining star emoji): You mentioned a relative cocked and ready to snatch your phone the second you came out of hiding. They're here then, at Hogwarts I mean.

Monday 8 Sep. 2:16 PM

Yes, something I'm starting to have really mixed feelings about.

Perhaps I should switch schools.

Monday 8 Sep. 2:20 PM

Starshine 🌟(shining star emoji): We're Seventh Years, it's a little late to be transferring Darling.

It's not unheard of.

Monday 8 Sep. 2:23 PM

Starshine 🌟(shining star emoji): No, I suppose it's not. While that would give us the freedom to communicate more openly, that would take away our chances of meeting up.

Starshine 🌟(shining star emoji): Which is something you don't mind.

Which is something you do mind.

Monday 8 Sep. 2:24 PM

Starshine 🌟(shining star emoji): Of course I bloody well mind.

Why?

Monday 8 Sep. 2:26 PM

Starshine 🌟(shining star emoji): Are you slow or something? I want to fuck you.

😳😳😳(blushing emoji x3)

You're blunt about it, I'll give you that.

Monday 8 Sep. 2:31 PM

Starshine 🌟(shining star emoji): I have to be to get it through your thick skull.

Monday 8 Sep. 2:32 PM

It's not that I hadn't guessed as much. It's that, I still think you might not be as eager if we were to meet.

Monday 8 Sep. 2:36 PM

Starshine 🌟(shining star emoji): Why, are you Potter in disguise after all?

No, and could you cool it with your Potter obsession you weirdo?

Monday 8 Sep. 2:39 PM

Starshine 🌟(shining star emoji): Why does everyone and their great aunt think I'm obsessed with stupid Saint Potter? 😤(angry exhaling smoke through the nose emoji)

Monday 8 Sep. 2:41 PM

Because you are?

Starshine 🌟(shining star emoji): Shut it.

Make me.

Monday 8 Sep. 2:44 PM

Starshine 🌟(shining star emoji): Oh believe me, Princess, I would if I could. I'd stuff my cock so far down that pretty little throat of yours that the only sounds you'd be able to make were muffled gagging ones.

I'm wet.

Monday 8 Sep. 2:46 PM

Missed Call

Monday 8 Sep. 2:47 PM

ARE YOU INSANE?!

DON'T DO THAT!

Monday 8 Sep. 2:48 PM

Starshine 🌟(shining star emoji): Why not, Baby? If you're too shy, I'll do all the talking. I'll talk you right through the best orgasm you've ever had.

Monday 8 Sep. 2:50 PM

I could be in public for all you know.

Starshine 🌟(shining star emoji): But you're not, you're too busy hiding from this relative of yours.

Monday 8 Sep. 2:51 PM

Starshine 🌟(shining star emoji): Speaking of hiding, what're you even meant to eat if you can't come to the Great Hall?

I have my ways of getting food.

Monday 8 Sep. 2:53 PM

Starshine 🌟(shining star emoji): Sneaking into the Kitchens?

Monday 8 Sep. 2:54 PM

Nope, too risky.

Starshine 🌟(shining star emoji): What then?

Monday 8 Sep. 2:56 PM

I'm in good standing with the castle's House Elves.

Monday 8 Sep. 2:58 PM

Starshine 🌟(shining star emoji): So what, you just call on them and they bring you food?

Well no. I call on them and AFTER they ask what I need they bring me food.

Monday 8 Sep. 3:00 PM

Starshine 🌟(shining star emoji): Well that's rather handy.

I'm rather handy.

Starshine 🌟(shining star emoji): I think you mean handsy.

Monday 8 Sep. 3:02 PM

Or maybe I mean randy.

Starshine 🌟(shining star emoji): Knowing you it's probably both.

Monday 8 Sep. 3:02 PM

Why not all three?

Starshine 🌟(shining star emoji): Fine fine, you're handy, handsy, and randy. A great combination in a woman if you ask me.

A great combination in anyone really.

Monday 8 Sep. 3:04 PM

Starshine 🌟(shining star emoji): Fair play.

Starshine 🌟(shining star emoji): Anyway, so this friend of yours.

Monday 8 Sep. 3:05 PM

Yes?

Starshine 🌟(shining star emoji): How are you meant to ask her for help if you're squirreled away somewhere?

Monday 8 Sep. 3:06 PM

Text her?

Starshine 🌟(shining star emoji): A bit risky given that your relative wants to search your phone.

Monday 8 Sep. 3:08 PM

I'll be careful and cover my tracks well.

Speaking of, I should text her while there's still time.

Night Sky 🌃(city at night emoji)

Monday 8 Sep. 3:09 PM

Night Sky 🌃(city at night emoji): I need your help.

Monday 8 Sep. 3:12 PM

How delightful, I've always wanted a chance to play Juliet's Nurse.

Night Sky 🌃(city at night emoji): I'd rather not try my hand at Juliet, yet here we are.

Monday 8 Sep. 3:13 PM

I'm not terribly fond of the original ending.

Monday 8 Sep. 3:14 PM

Night Sky 🌃(city at night emoji): Perhaps it needs a rewrite.

Perhaps it does.

Monday 8 Sep. 3:15 PM

Night Sky 🌃(city at night emoji): Messengers get shot, are you sure you're up for the task?

Doves were born to bring piece.

Monday 8 Sep. 3:17 PM

Night Sky 🌃(city at night emoji): I considered you more of a lovebird myself.

Monday 8 Sep. 3:18 PM

You're looking in a mirror then.

Monday 8 Sep. 3:20 PM

Night Sky 🌃(city at night emoji): Fair.

Night Sky 🌃(city at night emoji): If there's ever any way I can return the favour.

Monday 8 Sep. 3:32 PM

There's no need, everything will work itself out, thank you though.

Monday 8 Sep. 3:34 PM

Night Sky 🌃(city at night emoji): If you say so Darling.

Night Sky 🌃(city at night emoji): Tomorrow before Luncheon come to the place of comfort.

Monday 8 Sep. 3:35 PM

Night Sky 🌃(city at night emoji): And remember, this conversation was written in invisible ink.

Monday 8 Sep. 3:37 PM

I know.

He'll have one for you too before dusk.

Monday 8 Sep. 3:38 PM

Night Sky 🌃(city at night emoji): Thank you, Luna.

You're welcome, Willamina.

Filthy Little Tease 🍑(peach emoji)

Monday 8 Sep. 3:39 PM

Filthy Little Tease 🍑(peach emoji): Luna's on board. Expect a letter from me tomorrow.

Monday 8 Sep. 3:41 PM

I'll take it she didn't put up much of a fight then?

Monday 8 Sep. 3:42 PM

Filthy Little Tease 🍑(peach emoji): She's always wanted to aid star crossed lovers, help them achieve a fate other than being doomed.

How hopelessly romantic of her. Anyway, I've got quidditch conditioning in a mo Luv so I'll text you later alright?

Monday 8 Sep. 3:44 PM

Filthy Little Tease 🍑(peach emoji): Alright, good luck with that and have fun! I'll miss you while you're gone.

Filthy Little Tease 🍑(peach emoji): If I wasn't on the run right now I'd be tempted to find a good hiding place and watch you train.

Monday 8 Sep. 3:45 PM

Filthy Little Tease 🍑(peach emoji): The thought of you in your Quidditch uniform working out is.. 🤤(drooling emoji)

Monday 8 Sep. 04:25 PM

(Image of Draco mid laugh in his quidditch uniform during break.)

Blaise was 'kind' enough to take that for you funnily enough. You covertly message him trying to solicit material of yours truly?

Monday 8 Sep. 04:31 PM

Do you come stalk me at practice often?

Monday 8 Sep. 04:35 PM

Filthy Little Tease 🍑(peach emoji): Ugh, you're so beautiful it's not even funny. Be sure to thank him for me. I'll have to block and delete our messages on his number too. No, getting caught doing something that bold would be disastrous.

Monday 8 Sep. 04:39 PM

Not as beautiful as you are I bet. That's probably for the best. Knowing him he'd take it upon himself to message you the sauciest thing ever 'on my behalf' at the worst possible moment. 😑(closed eyes slit mouth emoji) What, not Slytherin enough to lie your way through it?

Monday 8 Sep. 04:42 PM

Filthy Little Tease 🍑(peach emoji): No need to blow smoke up my arse, I don't get off on getting my ego stroked like you do. Lol, probably while my relative was going through my phone even. No way I'd be able to explain that. ☠(skull and crossbones emoji) I could evade the question well enough perhaps, but not outright lie.

Monday 8 Sep. 04:45 PM

I don't get off on— okay well maybe I do, but what is flattery for if not to flatter? I'm not sure if making your relative think you were sexting Blaise instead of me would be an upgrade or not. You need to work on your poker face then, Luv. I could give you lessons some time if you were ever game enough.

Hey uh, not to be completely off topic but, you know Potter's twin sis?

Monday 8 Sep. 04:51 PM

Filthy Little Tease 🍑(peach emoji): Fair play. Knowing my relative, it would, but not by much. It's not that I can't lie, it's just that I choose not to when possible. What about her?

Monday 8 Sep. 04:53 PM

They hate me that much? Ah, you a Gryffindork then? All fair and noble and just. 🙄(eyeroll emoji) I haven't seen her lurking behind Potter lately. She okay?

Monday 8 Sep. 04:56 PM

Filthy Little Tease 🍑(peach emoji): Yes. Please, as if the house of 'Reckless Idiots' are full of gentlemanly honest heroes. 🙄(eyeroll emoji) How should I know and why do you care?

Monday 8 Sep. 04:57 PM

Damn, who's your relative? 😂(laughing crying emoji) You got me there Luv. Well you said you know OF her so if anyone would've know it probably would've been you. Though I suppose you have been ducking your relative and their chums all day, but she was absent before today. Honestly, you did make me feel a bit guilty by ragging on her before. You're right in that she's never done anything to me so far. My beef is with Potter and Weaselbee and that Know It All Mudblood.

Monday 8 Sep. 05:02 PM

Filthy Little Tease 🍑(peach emoji): You know I can't tell you that. Harry's mates are annoying and abrasive, I think she'd had enough of their yammering. I'd avoid them too if I were her. Well I'm just glad your anger's no longer misplaced.

Monday 8 Sep. 05:05 PM

I know. I wish I could say their hatred of me narrows it down a lot, but not really. As I've said before, I'm very polarizing. Lol, you're right on target there. I don't even know why she's put up with them so long to begin with. Poor thing needs to get herself some new friends. I see her with Lovegood and Longbottom sometimes, which isn't TOO much of an improvement, but I suppose it's something. Yeah you set me straight, Luv. I used to be better about only holding grudges towards those who've wronged me, but I think my temper's grown over the years.

Monday 8 Sep. 05:08 PM

Filthy Little Tease 🍑(peach emoji): You'll never guess who I or they are, Darling, sorry to say. Maybe if you didn't run around calling people Blood Traitors and Mudbloods you'd be better received. Probably for her brother's sake. They're not even her friends lol, you were right about that. It's always been The Golden Trio TM and Willa. Hey Neville and Luna are a bit of alright. They're easy to talk to and kind, plus Neville's a dab hand at Herbology. I might just be deranged but why're you kinda really hot when you're angry..😅(nervous sweaty laughing emoji)

Monday 8 Sep. 05:36 PM

Missed Call

Monday 8 Sep. 05:37 PM

Filthy Little Tease 🍑(peach emoji): STOP DOING THAT YOU MANIAC!

Monday 8 Sep. 05:38 PM

Missed Call

Monday 8 Sep. 05:39 PM

Filthy Little Tease 🍑(peach emoji): DRACO!

Monday 8 Sep. 05:40 PM

That's right, Baby, you scream my name. 😏(smirking emoji)

Monday 8 Sep. 05:41 PM

Filthy Little Tease 🍑(peach emoji): Why do you keep trying to ring me?

Monday 8 Sep. 05:42 PM

I once again return to the question of, are you slow?🤨(quirked brow emoji)

To talk to you?

Monday 8 Sep. 05:44 PM

Missed Call

Monday 8 Sep. 05:45 PM

Don't stand me up here, Princess.

Monday 8 Sep. 05:46 PM

Filthy Little Tease 🍑(peach emoji): You know why I can't.

I'm not asking for a video call or anything, just a quick chat is all.

Monday 8 Sep. 05:47 PM

Filthy Little Tease 🍑(peach emoji): Right, because my voice won't be a HUGE clue as to who I am. 😑(slit eyes and mouth emoji)

Come on, Baby. Please? This could be our last chance to talk over the phone, ever.

Monday 8 Sep. 05:48 PM

Call Started

Monday 8 Sep. 09:50 PM

Call Ended

Monday 8 Sep. 09:51 PM

Maybe we can talk again if you're still up after I get back from patrol?

Filthy Little Tease 🍑(peach emoji): We were just on the phone for hours! 😂(laughing crying emoji)

And?

Filthy Little Tease 🍑(peach emoji): Draco!

Monday 8 Sep. 09:53 PM

It's not my fault you've got the cutest voice and giggle I've ever heard.

Monday 8 Sep. 09:54 PM

Filthy Little Tease 🍑(peach emoji): Stop! 🤭(blushing hand over the mouth emoji)

Monday 8 Sep. 09:55 PM

Am I making you blush Baby? 😏(smirking emoji)

Monday 8 Sep. 09:56 PM

Filthy Little Tease 🍑(peach emoji): Yes.

Starshine 🌟(shining star emoji) changed your contact name to My Blushing Little Angel 👼🏻(angel emoji).

Monday 8 Sep. 09:57 PM

My Blushing Little Angel 👼🏻(angel emoji): You make it sound like I'm your daughter or something. 😂(laughing crying emoji)

Monday 8 Sep. 11:10 PM

Don't act like you aren't Daddy's good little girl.

Monday 8 Sep. 11:21 PM

Goodnight Princess, hopefully I'll be up early enough to catch you before you're off to the gallows.

Chapter Text

Moony🐺(wolf emoji)

Tuesday 9 Sep. 8:15 AM

Moony🐺(wolf emoji): Call Started

Tuesday 9 Sep. 8:29 AM

Moony🐺(wolf emoji): Call Ended

Golden Trio plus W GC

Harry added Willamina Potter to the group chat.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 8:32 AM

Harry: Okay, all this arguing and fighting stops today. We're all friends here— I don't want to hear any objections about that! I've talked to Remus and he's talked to Willa. We're all going to apologize to each other and move past this, alright?

Tuesday 9 Sep. 8:34 AM

God you sound like Granger.

Hermione J. Granger: That better have been a compliment.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 8:35 AM

Harry: Guys, we're getting this sorted before Herbology.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 8:36 AM

Harry: I'll even go first. Willa, I'm sorry about that guy you were talking to and for having to go through your phone. Moony DID point out how that was an invasion of privacy, but he did recognize that I did it out of care for you.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 8:37 AM

RW: wot guy?

Tuesday 9 Sep. 8:38 AM

I'm sorry I'm still angry with you for not trusting my judgement and not letting me be my own person, Harry.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 8:40 AM

Hermione J. Granger: Willamina had a secret boyfriend who was a terrible influence on her.

RW: WOT?!

RW: whod d8 her?

RW: howd u no tht b4 me anywy?

Tuesday 9 Sep. 8:41 AM

Harry: I expect to see apologies passed around within the next few minutes.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 8:43 AM

Hermione J. Granger: Fine, since I'm the mature one of the group, I'll go first. Willamina, I apologize for yelling at you through text message. I know you never mean to be obtuse, petty, and blurt out what you think without actually using your brain beforehand. I shall expect your heartfelt apology to me shortly.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 8:46 AM

Harry: Hermione.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 8:47 AM

Hermione J. Granger: What?

Tuesday 9 Sep. 8:48 AM

RW: tlk bout passve ggresve

Tuesday 9 Sep. 8:50 AM

Granger, it was uncool of me to point out your own jealous and petty behaviour in the GC and embarrass you. I'm sorry. Next time you're acting like a shrew I'll be sure to DM you first beforehand and blackmail you into acting like you have empathy.

RW: Burn.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 8:52 AM

Harry: Don't encourage this Ron, we're supposed to be making up. SINCERELY.

Hermione J. Granger: This feels very SINCERE and HONEST from both ends to me. It's quite clear what she thinks of me.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 8:55 AM

It's quite clear what YOU think of ME, Granger.

Harry: Let's table this for now. Come sit with me, Willa.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 10:36 AM

Harry: Willa come back here. You can't just run away from this!

Tuesday 9 Sep. 10:37 AM

RW: leave her m8 itd cme 2 blows if thy hashed ths out n prsn

Tuesday 9 Sep. 10:39 AM

Hermione J. Granger: Ronald, I don't care if it takes you ten minutes, stop abbreviating ninety percent of your texts. They're getting hard to read at this point.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 10:41 AM

RW: thy wldnt send n tme if i did, deal w it

Tuesday 9 Sep. 10:43 AM

RW: did u c DM fmble tht pot n clss 🤣(sideways laughing crying emoji)

Harry: Ron.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 10:44 AM

Harry: Yeah it was hilarious. 🤣(sideways laughing crying emoji) Since when is Malfoy that clumsy outside the Quidditch Pitch?

RW: LOL BURN!

Tuesday 9 Sep. 10:46 AM

Harry: Okay let's get back on topic here.

Hermione J. Granger: Let's do our homework here before FP is over.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 10:49 AM

RW: we gt tme calm dwn

Hermione J. Granger: DID YOU JUST TELL ME TO CALM DOWN, RONALD?!

Tuesday 9 Sep. 10:50 AM

RW: no

Hermione J. Granger: OH SO NOW YOU'RE LYING TO ME?!

Tuesday 9 Sep. 10:51 AM

Harry: Well now you've done it.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 10:53 AM

When isn't he doing it? Man can't go five minutes without brassing SOMEONE off.

RW: sty out o ths loser

Tuesday 9 Sep. 10:54 AM

Harry: BOTH OF YOU STOP IT! STOP GOING AT EACH OTHER, APOLOGIZE, AND FROM NOW ON IF YOU HAVE SOME SMART ARSE COMMENT KEEP IT TO YOURSELF!

Tuesday 9 Sep. 10:55 AM

Hermione J. Granger: Harry and I are tired of it, clearly.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 10:56 AM

You'll yell at everyone but Granger I see. I can't tell if that's ONLY because you're scared of her or not.

RW: wot othr reasn wld h hve?

Tuesday 9 Sep. 10:58 AM

Harry: Ron, Willa, apologize to each other so we can all study before Hermione kills us for slacking off.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 11:01 AM

RW: fne, srry 4 sayn we didn need u & tht u ddnt hve frnds

Tuesday 9 Sep. 11:03 AM

Sorry for antagonizing you and cursing at you.

Harry: There, now that that's settled, come to the library to do our Herbology homework with us Mina.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 11:05 AM

Can't, I'm busy with plans to do it elsewhere. I don't have the energy to move everything.

Hermione J. Granger: You don't have the energy; to pack up your textbook, parchment, quill, and walk over here?

Tuesday 9 Sep. 11:06 AM

Yes.

RW: Mood

Tuesday 9 Sep. 11:07 AM

Harry: Are you having one of your episodes today? ☹(big frowny face)

Don't call it that. You make it sound like I'm completely around the bend barmy.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 11:12 AM

RW: Well

Harry: Can it Ron.

Harry: Call it whatever you want Wills, the question still stands.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 11:15 AM

I'm, alive.

Hermione J. Granger: She'll live, but the rest of you won't if Madam Pince catches you texting in the Library. Put the phones away and get back to your essays!

Tuesday 9 Sep. 11:16 AM

Harry: Yes Ma'am.

RW: ugh fne

Tuesday, 9th of September.

My Dearest Darling Draco,

Sorry to disappoint, but at the crack of dawn— and by the crack of dawn I mean eight AM, I received a rushed half arsed phone call from a family friend. Apparently my relative messaged them, bemoaning how hard it was to reach me lately despite us being at the same school. I got a distracted yet gentle scolding about how I should cherish and spend time with the family I have left. I think that was supposed to be like, a warning shot from my relative. Come out of hiding or I'll bring out the big guns, and all that nonsense. So I went ahead and deleted Blaise's and your numbers from my phone. I didn't block them, couldn't risk my relative trying to memorize them or shoot off a quick call or text to determine who was on the other end. Fortunately, I had the bright idea of writing the numbers down on a scrap piece of parchment and storing them somewhere safe. Unfortunately, I only thought of that long after the numbers were deleted and my relative had combed through my cell. If I didn't have people I actually cared to speak to on there I would've said to heck with it and pitched my phone off the Astronomy Tower in defiance.

Anyway my Darling, you must tell me how you're getting on. How are your classes going, what did you have for breakfast? Tell me anything and everything. I look forward to getting a closer look at your handwriting. I hope it's more legible than my own. I'm doing my best to write slower, and hopefully more clearer, you'll have to let me know if I succeeded. I mean I can read it of course, but then again I know what I meant to write while you don't.

I'm thinking of spending less time on my phone now that you're not there. That'll probably get the fun police off my back too so it's a win win. Well, as much as I can with my relative being hellbent on forcing me to make up with their friends. That lot was blowing up the group chat and making it really difficult to finish this letter on time.

As much as I loathe to admit it, I'm glad you were persistent with talking to me on the phone last night. No matter what happens that will be one of the memories of us I'll forever hold dear. Anyhow, my original point of spending less time on my phone is that I think I'll take up reading. I'm usually more of a writer myself so it'll be a nice change of pace. Any romance novels you'd recommend? Also yes I'm unapologetically asking for recs. for ROMANCE novels I don't care. If there's not romance in it I don't want it. I swear to God if you try and have a go at me over it..

I look forward to hearing from— READING lol, from you.

Love,

The Future Mrs. Malfoy. <3

Moonlight 🌕(full moon emoji)

Tuesday 9 Sep. 3:20 PM

Moonlight 🌕(full moon emoji): Room Of Comfort.

Moonlight 🌕(full moon emoji): Now.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 3:23 PM

On my way.

Tuesday, 9th Of September.

To Daddy's Favourite Princess,

Why in Salazar's name are you suddenly so stuffy and formal over letter yet speak mostly normal over text? If you didn't sign off as, 'The Future Mrs. Malfoy', I would've questioned the legitimacy of the whole thing. Speaking of, a bit presumptuous of you don't you think Darling? Unless you plan to carry out our marriage over letters for the next few decades.

Merlin's right arse cheek, how many people is your relative planning on dragging into this!? Shall I expect word that you'll be dodging their owl spies next? Aren't you a little too old to be helicopter parented like this? If you were anyone else I wouldn't think this is worth the trouble, so I suppose you're rather lucky I like having you around huh? If you want my number on hand so badly Baby just say the word, I'll jot it down in my next letter. Unless you have a fool proof hiding spot though I'd wager the risk isn't worth the reward. It's not as if you could do anything with it anyway. Besides stare at the digits obsessively. Which, knowing you, wouldn't be too far off the mark.

Good golly we need to get this sorted and put away fast. I liked it better when you could appreciate my sense of humor and genius in real time. You mentioned something about 'what's left of your family', along with a Guardian. Did um, did something happen to your parents? You of course don't have to answer. I know how touchy a subject family could be. I was just, curious. I say the phrase 'pitch myself off the Astronomy Tower' ONE time and now everyone and their Great Aunt is using it. I don't know whether to be annoyed or flattered. I caught Girl Potter using it earlier and it jump scared me so badly I nearly dropped a pot in Herbology.

Segueing into my day, since you so kindly enquired, it was rather dull. You've spoiled me with your commentary Sweetheart, and now everything seems lack luster when I know none of my new unread texts are from you. I had a rather standard brekkie. Besides the pot incident Herbology was standard. Lunch was the same. It was all rather standard— riveting stuff for a letter, I know. I could go into depth about the food and what I learned in class, but that feels rather redundant given that you were probably at meal times and perhaps even take Herbology for all I know. Herbology IS a rather common class given how practical it is, whether you've got a passion for it or not. For me personally, it's alright, but I'd not choose to spend my free time in Greenhouse Number 3 over other things you know? Do you have a favourite class? Or is that filed under the hunk of info on yourself you're 'not allowed' to share with me?

I have conditioning later— for Quidditch that is. Thought I should clarify, less you think I was talking about my hair. While necessary it's such a pain in the arse. We spend most of the time stretching, running laps, doing drills, all while not even on our brooms! Since when do Quidditch stars need to be fit? It rather helps with the ladies, sure, but you don't need abs to steer a broom.

Your handwriting is rather.. interesting. Please don't take this the wrong way Luv but, it doesn't look normal. For a lack of a better descriptor. The shape and slant of the letters looks off somehow. Before you start frothing at the mouth preparing to snub me, I'd urge you to look at the handwriting of your peers and tell me I'm wrong. Are you purposely trying to change the look of your handwriting to throw me off your trail? If so, that's simultaneously clever and unnecessary.

I enjoyed our time together too. If your body is even half as cute as your voice I promise you your fears of inadequacy are unfounded. I bet you're pretty, or average even, and are just doing that dumb girly comparison thing. Where you look at the fittest birds at Hogwarts and fail to measure up, assuming the worst. Why you think that'd stop me from being harder than nails if you were to touch my prick is beyond my comprehension. Lol, you do strike me as the romance novel type of chit. Just for shites and giggles I have to put Romeo And Juliet up as my recommendation. XD You write? Shall I assume it's either sickly sweet tooth rotting romance, or positively filthy smut? Either way you should give me a little sampling. Make up something on the spot if you're protective over your real works. I uh, might dabble here and there with a form of writing myself.

Princess, I don't care if I sound like a broken record at this point, or if you don't want to hear it. I want to meet you, in person. I want to see you smile and throw your head back while laughing at one of my many hilarious quips. I want to feel what it's like to have that supposedly small warm hand of yours interlocked with mine. I want to hear you breathe out my name as I press you against the wall of some abandoned classroom while I have my way with you. I greedily want to soak all of you up every second we're together. It's quite cruel actually, how you're denying me access to my crush like this. :(

Your Very Impatient Boyfriend,

Draco Malfoy. <3

Celestial Flora Fauna

Tuesday 9 Sep. 3:30 PM

EEEEEEEEEE GUYYYYSSSSS!

Fauna: I'm so happy for you.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 3:31 PM

Flora: What's happening now?

Tuesday 9 Sep. 3:32 PM

Fauna: Willa is gushing about her love life.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 3:33 PM

I still can't believe I have a love life hehe. 🤭(blushy hand over the mouth emoji)

Tuesday 9 Sep. 3:34 PM

HE CALLED ME HIS CRUSH! ME! HIS CRUSH! HE EVEN SIGNED OFF AS 'Your Very Impatient Boyfriend'! I'M GOING TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK! 😆😆😆(screaming excited face x3)

Flora: Well don't have a heart attack.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 3:36 PM

Fauna: I believe it's a figure of speech Neville.

Yeah it is.

Can you guys believe this?! 😆(screaming excited face)

Tuesday 9 Sep. 3:38 PM

Flora: Of course I can. You're a great catch Will Will, it's about time someone noticed that.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 3:39 PM

AWWWW, NEV! Who's cutting onions in here?! 😭(crying emoji) You've got yourself a winner here, Luna.

Flora: Wait what?

Tuesday 9 Sep. 3:40 PM

Fauna: I believe this is why Hermione is crossed with you.

Whoopsie, sorry Moonlight.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 3:41 PM

Fauna: I don't think she'd have been that cross if you had said that to her in the moment.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 3:42 PM

Flora: What's happened now? I feel like I've lost a bit of the plot here.

They were all being gits. Saying whom I can or can't talk to. What words or coloured hearts I can or can't use. Red said they were better off without me.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 3:45 PM

Flora: Ron said that to you?

Fauna: Pride and the inability to forgive will take you off the right path.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 3:47 PM

Yes Weasley was being a prat, as per usual.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 3:48 PM

Maybe when the wounds aren't so fresh. We all apologized and sang kumbaya and all that rot around the fire isn't that enough?

Tuesday 9 Sep. 3:50 PM

Fauna: It's easy to hate your enemies, but what's easy isn't always what's right.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 3:51 PM

Flora: La Lune is right, but I also think if Ron and Hermione crossed a line and hurt you they should have to own up to that too. It's not fair if you're always the one apologizing, or vice versa. Healthy communication and expression of feelings is important.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 3:53 PM

THANK YOU! The second something happens, nine times out of ten it's like: 'Willamina apologize at once!' 'Wills just say you're sorry so we can move on from this.' It takes something severe like Weasley calling me a bitch and me peacing out all day for everyone to demand an apology from THEIR end for a change. Easier said than done with this lot. They totally hate me.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 3:54 PM

Fauna: I don't think Ron's a very good friend to you. ☹(big frowning face)

We're not friends, we never were.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 3:55 PM

Flora: I'd say that's a bit harsh, but if he really called you that word.. Maybe it's warranted.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 3:57 PM

Oh it's ABSOLUTELY warranted. Anyway, I've got a letter to reply to.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 3:58 PM

Flora: Isn't dinner starting soon? Who's this guy you're writing to anyway?

Tuesday 9 Sep. 4:00 PM

Fauna: As long as she doesn't overthink things it should be fine.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 4:01 PM

Flora: And the bloke?

Fauna: The one Harry says she's not allowed to talk to. 💚(green heart emoji)

Tuesday 9 Sep. 4:03 PM

Flora: Awww man, I'm going to have to keep this a secret aren't I?

Fauna: Yes.

Stinky🦨(skunk emoji)

Tuesday 9 Sep. 4:16 PM

Stinky🦨(skunk emoji): Stll sulkn ovr evrythn?

No.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 4:18 PM

Stinky🦨(skunk emoji): Thn y ur nt prac?

Tuesday 9 Sep. 4:19 PM

I'm busy.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 4:35 PM

Stinky🦨(skunk emoji): Bsy sulkn bout tht guy thn?

No.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 4:37 PM

Stinky🦨(skunk emoji): HP means well u no. Tht guys probs out ur league & playn w u.

How would you know? You've never even spoken to him. You don't know how we are together.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 4:40 PM

I'm surprised you're willing to put down your food long enough to shoot me a text.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 4:48 PM

Stinky🦨(skunk emoji): Jst try bttr frnd & look out 4 u. Hrrys 2 nce 2 say it bt u dnt bring mch 2 th tble looks r prsnality wse. Less ur talkn 2 a fellow trll hell hve his laugh gt bored & leave u. Jst dnt wn brkn up ovr it is all.

Tuesday, 9th Of September.

Dearest Beloved,

I'm penning this in a rush as it's almost time for dinner. Luna says I should be able to finish this off in time for her to collect it if I don't agonize over what I'm writing. Let's hope I don't make too many spelling mistakes in my haste lol. At least on my cell I had autocorrect on my side, not that it's saved me in EVERY instance. If I had a galleon for every time it 'corrected' a perfectly fine word to something else in a way that made me look illiterate, I'd probably be richer than you lol. Which isn't really saying much given— ANYWAY, sitting by candlelight scribbling on parchment with a quill makes me feel fancy and old timey I suppose. As most wizarding things do. You lot really are behind on the times compared to Muggles. At least it's in a way that's aesthetically pleasing though. I'm surprised wizards even agreed to implement cell phones in the first place. I guess the allure of the internet outweighed the initial ick of having to use something Muggle founded. I'll try to be more hip in this letter.

I suppose we would have to meet for the marriage ceremony— I expect a church wedding Darling, and I'll take nothing less. Perhaps the reception can be held in the gardens of Malfoy Manor. I must admit, the way I've heard you speak about the grounds of your estate paints a very ethereal picture.

I don't think owls would be their animal of choice, probably Crookshanks if anything. That cat's WAY too smart for everyone else's own good sometimes. Though technically that has come in clutch a time or two. I'm the only girl in the family right now— not counting my family friend's wife, she's so tomboyish I don't even think she counts. So of course I get the little girl porcelain doll treatment, and not in the good way either. Sometimes it feels like no one believes in me. I'm simultaneously forgettable, unremarkable, and incapable of anything productive or impressive. Like I'm in the shadow of everyone around me, not just my family. I'm stuck but I can't do anything about it. I wouldn't know how, and up until this point I had convinced myself that I was needed by my family member. Like how it used to be when we were kids, us against the world. Now it feels like I could disappear and it'd take a week for anyone to care enough to look for me.

Erm, sorry, that was kinda of heavy huh? I'm contemplating scratching that all out, but you'd probably badger me about the redacted text until I wrote it all out again anyway. I don't really have the time I rewrite all the good bits I have down so far on a new piece of parchment. I'm trying not to rush my writing too much. If you thought my penmanship was chopped before, you wouldn't know what to do with me not caring about the outcome of my writing lol.

Save your number for when I get a new super secret phone one day lol. Assuming you're still around for that day lol. I'd really hope so, but one never knows with these things. This letter's kind of coming out depressing whoopsies lol, sorry. Maybe I should scrap this and pen something more upbeat after dinner. You have the late Prefect patrol tonight anyway, so Luna doesn't have to catch you RIGHT after dinner. I suppose we'll see which outcome I choose by if you're reading this sometime in the future or not.

If it makes you feel any better, I do in fact reread your letter and laugh at your wit and sarcasm every time. It's just me and my bro— erm my family member. My guardian isn't related to us, at least not immediately, and we certainly weren't raised by them. Talking about my parents feels a bit risky, sorry. Though I've probably given more of myself away than I'd like to admit already. I'm half torn between saying yolo and leaving everything— as I've previously stated. I doubt you'd be able to sus much out, but I know the little things add up over time which isn't helpful with the whole anon. thing I've got going on here. You're a trend setter and natural leader as we've already covered, take it as flattery that people find your phrases iconic enough to add them to their verbal dictionary.

Yeah I'm aware of the almost clay pot fumble lol. Some of the Gryffindors were talking about it earlier. In all honesty they were being gits and taking the mickey about it. I didn't partake of course, but I'm ashamed to say I rather ignored it. I'm not good with confrontation unless I'm thoroughly ticked off, and after everything lately, I didn't have the energy to argue with anyone. I'm sorry. Wouldn't want to seem too suspicious either. Didn't need the wrong people asking questions, you know? Awwww, Baby, you're so sweet when you're not trying to be combative. 3 I've missed you so much I could hardly breathe today. I found myself looking in your direction whenever I could. I hope I wasn't too obvious to others with my pining, how embarrassing would that be? A pathetic unrequited crush on someone out of my league they'd assume. I wouldn't be able to correct them without giving everything away. A bit frustrating, but keeping you is worth it either way.

I enjoy Herbology, and gardening in general. Before Hogwarts as a child, taking care of the garden outside was one of my chores. One of the benefits of being a scrawny little girl was that I didn't have to do anything too strenuous. That was left up to my family member. I try not to feel too guilty over that. They were better built for their own tasks than I was. My work was backbreaking in it's own regard. My family member never held it against me either, something I've always been grateful for. Perhaps that's why I've always taken it upon myself to look after them as well. Out of love and gratitude. I don't think they need me anymore now, if they ever did after starting Hogwarts. A regret I do have is trailing after them all this time. Perhaps I would've been better off trying to be my own person. Though I doubt I ever would've been able to figure out how. Am I in a mood today? I'M the one writing this and even I know this is the most depressing ish ever. No yeah I should really scrap this. It's been oddly— or not so oddly, freeing to write down how I feel regardless. I've never kept a journal or anything of the sort. How anti girl of me I know, but at first it was because I didn't have the luxury of doing so. Now it's because everyone and their great aunt is nosier than Rita Skeeter, and would be biting at the bit to take a peak into my private thoughts.

Astronomy is my favourite class solely because you're in it and the subject matter reminds me of you. Also I'm a night owl as you know, so having class in the middle of the night instead of first thing in the morning or something immediately puts it LEAGUES ahead of other classes. If it weren't for you I might be more inclined to say COMC though. I love interacting with animals and Hagrid's a joy to be around.

Never mention abs when referring to yourself my self control is in tatters as is. I don't need my overactive imagination kicking into overdrive :O.

Jeez I'm on my second piece of parchment already, AND I had to come back and finish this after dinner. I don't know whether to blame that on my bulky slow handwriting, or the fact that I have to respond to your own girthy letter. Not that I'm complaining of course! I'll cherish your letter til the day I die— not to be dramatic or anything. I'm left handed and I have to fight for my life to make sure I don't smear the ink from my quill clear across the page. The struggle is real. So no my inner Slytherin isn't coming out I really just have shite writing that's made worse by trying not to drag my hand through it. The professors hate it if you're curious, but they can't really do anything about it. That doesn't stop Professor Snape from deducting points from my assignments all the same for my 'atrocious excuse for penmanship' anyway.

My body is not in fact, at least half as cute as my voice, sorry to burst your bubble Sweetheart. My thighs are too thick and rub together uncomfortably. My tummy is pudgy in a way that's getting harder to hide. There's a plumpness to my face that's rather unflattering. My nose is slightly crooked on my face. My chest, without a proper bra, hangs in a very unaesthetically pleasing way— okay no yeah I'm definitely burning this after I finish it. At least I'll know what NOT to say for the revision. Comparison is the thief of joy, I know. Even without it I wouldn't find myself attractive. I do have an eye for what looks good and what doesn't, secretly of course. I wouldn't like me if I was a guy, I'm not my type if that makes sense. That's the standard for how I measure myself. I do recognize the beauty that I lack in others. In Pansy, Granger, Daphne, Luna, just about over half of the student body. Not intentionally, but I'm not so far in denial that I'll ignore it just to spare my own feelings. Believing in dressed up lies over the naked truth doesn't make that truth suddenly go away.

Shakespeare is so hard to read and understand without a Professor holding your hand through it all— which I'm sure makes me sound stupid. I'm sure you can read all the literary classics without a hitch with your type of intelligence. I used to be into hardcore smut and rather freaky stuff, but I'm doing my best to stray away from that. It doesn't feel right to write stuff like that anymore and no I will not give you a sampling of my rusty smut skills. How's this for tooth rotting fluff: I could spend every waking moment for the rest of my life, traveling the globe. Taking in all the sites, Muggle and Magical alike. Unicorns, waterfalls, the view from the tops of mountains, fancy parties in mansions, ministry buildings, dragons, sunsets, coral reefs, fireworks, the forbidden forest. Anything and everything in every season, every day, in every country until I die; and you'd still be, the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. If you're talking about your love for poetry, I know. I gave you a few poetry books a while back remember?

Do you have any idea, just how badly I need to feel loved by you right now? In person I want you to see me— all my flaws and shortcomings, and still mean everything to you anyway. On some level you have to realize that's a fantasy. If you were someone else— our conversations and personalities the same, but you weren't someone I was attracted to.. As 'shallow' as some people might peg me for it I wouldn't be interested. Sure a great personality can make someone more attractive, but it can only do so much. Looks are nearly everything. You're such a git to most people— you have been for years. You've bullied people, you still do. You've bullied me even in the past. Yet here I am still drooling over you because good golly if you don't just preheat my oven at max temp. just by existing and looking the way you do. In fact you being a sneering, angry jerk, just turns me on even more. If you were anyone else— some average rando, I'd probably hold some distain for you and definitely not want to jump your bones. I think we both know that in your head you picture me as some perfect amalgamation of the younger Greengrass, Pansy, Granger, and perhaps even every woman you've ever fantasized about. You picture some stunning model that breaks backs with how hard she turns heads when she walks by. You picture someone with a megawatt smile and warmth even that lights up a room, a bubbliness that softens and endears even the gruffest stone wall of a man. Someone with enough wit and personality to keep up with and entertain you in a way all the other girls that throw themselves at you don't. You want the idea of me that's not even remotely close to how I am in person. I'm not your crush nor your girlfriend.

Signed,

Someone Nowhere Near Being Good Enough For You

Moonlight 🌕(full moon emoji)

Tuesday 9 Sep. 5:37 PM

Moonlight 🌕(full moon emoji): I'm on my way.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 5: 39 PM

Oh shoot, you'd better not.

I messed up the original letter.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 5:40 PM

Haven't had the energy to pen a new one yet.

Not sure if I will honestly.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 5:43 PM

Moonlight 🌕(full moon emoji): I'm here open the door.

Shite, okay, hold on.

Lovegood ️🧝🏼‍♀️🦄(blonde hair female elf emoji)(unicorn emoji)

Tuesday 9 Sep. 5:45 PM

Lovegood ️🧝🏼‍♀️🦄(blonde hair female elf emoji)(unicorn emoji): Still at supper?

Tuesday 9 Sep. 5:46 PM

I can leave to meet you somewhere.

Lovegood ️🧝🏼‍♀️🦄(blonde hair female elf emoji)(unicorn emoji): Dungeons, and hurry.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 5:50 PM

What's the rush, Lovegood?

Tuesday 9 Sep. 5:51 PM

Lovegood ️🧝🏼‍♀️🦄(blonde hair female elf emoji)(unicorn emoji): You need to see it before she realizes it's missing.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 5:52 PM

See what? Luna what are you on about? Use your descriptive words, remember? So us normal folk can understand.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 5:53 PM

Lovegood ️🧝🏼‍♀️🦄(blonde hair female elf emoji)(unicorn emoji): I stole the letter she was going to scrap.

Why was she going to scrap it? 🧐(monocle quirked brow emoji)

Lovegood ️🧝🏼‍♀️🦄(blonde hair female elf emoji)(unicorn emoji): Too vulnerable, and depressing.

Platinum Trio

Tuesday 9 Sep. 6:10 PM

Pansy, you're a girl.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 6:17 PM

Rich Witch💍👛👑(diamond ring)(coin purse)(crown)(emojis): Soooo glad you're finally noticing, Darling. 😉(winking emoji)

Tuesday 9 Sep. 6:18 PM

Ew gross not like that. 🤮(vomiting emoji)

Tuesday 9 Sep. 6:24 PM

Wine Connoisseur 🍷(wine glass emoji): I think he wants dating advice from you, for some reason.

Rich Witch💍👛👑(diamond ring)(coin purse)(crown)(emojis): Shut it, Zabini. I'm an expert in matters of the heart.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 6:25 PM

Wine Connoisseur 🍷(wine glass emoji): Since when? 🤨(quirked brow emoji)

Tuesday 9 Sep. 6:26 PM

Rich Witch💍👛👑(diamond ring)(coin purse)(crown)(emojis): I SAID SHUT IT YOU GIT! ✌🏼(two finger British salute emoji)

Tuesday 9 Sep. 6:28 PM

Both of you piss off! This is serious.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 6:30 PM

Rich Witch💍👛👑(diamond ring)(coin purse)(crown)(emojis): If you're having girl problems Darling I can guarantee you that she isn't the one for you.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 6:31 PM

Wine Connoisseur 🍷(wine glass emoji): You're jealous, we get it, move on already.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 6:32 PM

How do you convince a girl you've never seen or met in person before that they're beautiful when they clearly think otherwise?

Tuesday 9 Sep. 6:35 PM

Rich Witch💍👛👑(diamond ring)(coin purse)(crown)(emojis): We'll be having words later, Zabini. Privately.

Wine Connoisseur 🍷(wine glass emoji): Looking forward to it, Pissy.

Can we get back to me and my problems now?

Tuesday 9 Sep. 6:36 PM

You two flirt on your own time, far away from me.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 6:38 PM

Wine Connoisseur 🍷(wine glass emoji): Do you know anything else about her body besides her Potter green eyes?

Tuesday 9 Sep. 6:39 PM

Rich Witch💍👛👑(diamond ring)(coin purse)(crown)(emojis): You know if green eyes are what you're into there's a spell for that.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 6:41 PM

She mentioned some of her insecurities in this throwaway vent letter Lovegood smuggled me. I'm not sure how accurate it is though. Pans'll eat a cheeseburger and say she looks fat.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 6:43 PM

Rich Witch💍👛👑(diamond ring)(coin purse)(crown)(emojis): Because I do!

See what I mean?

Tuesday 9 Sep. 6:45 PM

Wine Connoisseur 🍷(wine glass emoji): Why you even thought for a second she'd be helpful is beyond me. ️🤷🏾‍♂️(male black haired shrugging emoji)

Tuesday 9 Sep. 6:47 PM

Rich Witch💍👛👑(diamond ring)(coin purse)(crown)(emojis): Look, just tell her all the things you love about her and be stupidly sappy about it. Women like romance and men who make their interest clear.

Rich Witch💍👛👑(diamond ring)(coin purse)(crown)(emojis): See? I can be helpful.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 6:50 PM

Wine Connoisseur 🍷(wine glass emoji): He's already tried that. She must be a real uggo if even the man of her dreams blowing smoke up her arse doesn't work.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 6:51 PM

She's not ugly don't talk about her like that. 😠(angry face emoji)

Tuesday 9 Sep. 6:52 PM

Wine Connoisseur 🍷(wine glass emoji): You must be in it deep if you're THAT deluded over it.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 6:53 PM

She's prettier than anyone you could ever dream of pulling. 😠(angry face emoji)

Tuesday 9 Sep. 6:55 PM

Wine Connoisseur 🍷(wine glass emoji): You know if you screenshot this and forwarded it to Lovegood, you'd probably get major brownie points. Maybe another panties pic if you're lucky.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 6:56 PM

Rich Witch💍👛👑(diamond ring)(coin purse)(crown)(emojis): What's this about panties now? 👀(pair of eyes emoji)

Tuesday 9 Sep. 6:57 PM

Wine Connoisseur 🍷(wine glass emoji): Malfoy's been getting hot and heavy with his mystery girl and she sent him a pic of her knickers after she took them off to touch herself.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 7:00 PM

That's sensitive information you twat. ✌🏼(British two finger salute)

Tuesday 9 Sep. 7:01 PM

Rich Witch💍👛👑(diamond ring)(coin purse)(crown)(emojis): Since when are you down to sext people and why wasn't I made aware of this?! 😦(shocked face emoji)

Tuesday 9 Sep. 7:02 PM

I'm down to sext my GIRLFRIEND and GIRLFRIEND ONLY.

Rich Witch💍👛👑(diamond ring)(coin purse)(crown)(emojis): SINCE WHEN IS THIS MISS NOBODY YOUR GIRLFRIEND?!

Tuesday 9 Sep. 7:04 PM

Wine Connoisseur 🍷(wine glass emoji): Now you've done it. I can practically hear her screeching through the screen.

Wine Connoisseur 🍷(wine glass emoji): Since when did you two make it official anyway?

Rich Witch💍👛👑(diamond ring)(coin purse)(crown)(emojis): ^^^^^^^^^^(up arrows x10)

Tuesday 9 Sep. 7:05 PM

We haven't really. I referred to myself as her boyfriend but in her self deprecating letter she said she wasn't my girlfriend. Even though she clearly wants to be. 🙄(eyeroll emoji)

Tuesday 9 Sep. 7:06 PM

Rich Witch💍👛👑(diamond ring)(coin purse)(crown)(emojis): THANK GOD! Don't scare me like that!

Tuesday 9 Sep. 7:09 PM

Wine Connoisseur 🍷(wine glass emoji): HE DOESN'T FANCY YOU, GET OVER IT.

Rich Witch💍👛👑(diamond ring)(coin purse)(crown)(emojis): Still salty I turned you down? 😏 (smirking emoji)

Tuesday 9 Sep. 7:10 PM

I think she's depressed or has self esteem issues or something. What she said didn't sound like normal teen girl jargon.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 7:11 PM

Wine Connoisseur 🍷(wine glass emoji): No I'm pretty sure Pansy's always been like that.

Rich Witch💍👛👑(diamond ring)(coin purse)(crown)(emojis): Not me you arsehat! His troll of a gf.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 7:15: PM

Pansy, I'll only say this once. I have never, and will never be interested in you. We're mates, and you make a decent enough plus one to events— usually, but I feel nothing towards you. I want a girlfriend, not an on call FWB type of relationship. You're pretty enough, but we'll never be what each other wants. Blaise is right, you need to move on and find a better way to waste your time.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 7:17 PM

Wine Connoisseur 🍷(wine glass emoji): Bet you twenty Galleons the second you said I was right was the second she decided to be even more stubborn about it out of spite.

I don't take bets I know I'll lose.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 7:18 PM

Wine Connoisseur 🍷(wine glass emoji): 🤣(sideways laughing crying emoji)

Tuesday 9 Sep. 7:19 PM

Wine Connoisseur 🍷(wine glass emoji): Why don't you ask your not girlfriend's little buddy for advice?

...

Tuesday 9 Sep. 7:20 PM

I'll talk to you later.

Wine Connoisseur 🍷(wine glass emoji): Good luck, mate. Women are fickle creatures.

Constellation💫(rotating stars emoji)

Tuesday 9 Sep. 7:23 PM

Constellation💫(rotating stars emoji): I need your help.

She won't believe you.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 7:24 PM

Constellation💫(rotating stars emoji): Well then how do I get her to believe me?

Remove the doubt.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 7:25 PM

Constellation💫(rotating stars emoji): And just how do I do that? 😤(angry exhaling smoke through the nose emoji)

Tuesday 9 Sep. 7:27 PM

The people around her are killing her.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 7:28 PM

Constellation💫(rotating stars emoji): I can't do jack shite about that over letters. Apparently written flattery only goes so far with her.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 7:30 PM

You need to find her first.

Constellation💫(rotating stars emoji): You mean in person?

Tuesday 9 Sep. 7:31 PM

Constellation💫(rotating stars emoji): I've been trying to but she doesn't want to meet.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 7:33 PM

You'll know her when you see her.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 7:34 PM

Constellation💫(rotating stars emoji): I most certainly won't, seeing as I only have her eye colour and a vague clouded description of some of her bodily features.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 7:36 PM

She knows I took the letter. She's quite cross with me.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 7:37 PM

Constellation💫(rotating stars emoji): Erm, I'm sorry I've gotten you into hot water with her then.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 7:39 PM

She's coming to meet me to pick up the letter.

Constellation💫(rotating stars emoji): Shite when?

Tuesday 9 Sep. 7:41 PM

Now, seventh floor.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 7:42 PM

Constellation💫(rotating stars emoji): Bloody hell I'm in the Dungeons. Can you stall her?

Tuesday 9 Sep. 7:43 PM

Constellation💫(rotating stars emoji): Luna?

Tuesday 9 Sep. 7:45 PM

She's agreed to meet on the second floor, near the stairs to the Astronomy Tower.

Constellation💫(rotating stars emoji): Thanks Lovegood, I owe you one.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 7:46 PM

I'll stay hidden until you part ways.

Night Sky 🌃(city at night emoji)

Tuesday 9 Sep. 8:01 PM

Video Sent

2:09

Play Video?

xYes_No

The corridor was dimly lit at that time of night. So dimly lit that in Draco Malfoy's haste as he sprinted towards Luna's designated meet up point, he failed to notice the short figure of Willamina Potter rounding the corner. That is, until they collided and he knocked her flat on her arse. He stumbled, righting himself as Willa went down with a yelp.

"Draco!", she cried out chidingly. Looking up at him with a pinched expression before catching herself. Scrambling up to a kneeling position as she bowed her head. Her frizzy hair returning to it's usual style of curtaining her face. Her body taut with tension as she knelt there, almost as if she was waiting for something. For him to carry on and move past her, or perhaps a few insults jabbed at her clumsiness even.

He sneered down at her, not that she could see it, agitated at being slowed down. He opened his mouth with a barb on the tip of his tongue. Then he paused, deflating with resigned sigh. He lowered himself onto the floor in front of her, kneeling as well. "Are you alright?", he checked. His voice quiet and without a trace of mockery. Willa's head shot up. Her hair shifting until the tip of her nose and the center of her lips peaked out.

"What?", she whispered. As if she wasn't sure if she had heard him correctly. He snorted, a faint smirk tugging at the corner of his mouth. "Have you got cotton in your ears, Potter? Or did you take a bigger tumble than I thought? I asked if you were alright.", he snarked. She laughed in response before slapping a hand over her mouth. Draco stilled for a moment before relaxing. His eyes studying her intently.

"Well?", he prodded. She shrugged, something he frowned at. "What's that supposed to mean?", his eyes narrowed. "I'm alive. Not physically damaged, excluding a sore arse. Stone isn't as soft as you'd think.", she drawled out. He leaned back in surprise. "So, you do have a personality after all.", he mused. She shifted away from him, moving to stand up. Draco quickly jumped to his feet to help her.

Grabbing her forearms for support as she pushed off the floor with her feet. Her hands clung to him for a moment as she steadied herself. Before her arms reluctantly dropped back down to her sides. She swiveled away, intent on getting to her destination. A cool larger hand grabbing hers stopped Willa dead in her tracks. He spun her back around. Suddenly in her personal space as he brushed her hair out of her face with his free hand. His gaze bounced around her face, finally settling on her eyes. Her expression was that of a flushed deer in headlights.

"Are you sure you're alright?", Draco finally broke the silence to ask. She nodded mutely. With a last lingering glance, he finally let go of her hand. She took off like a spooked deer the second she was free. In the same direction Draco took a hesitant step towards. After another pause, he changed directions. Leisurely strolling in the opposite direction.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 8:09 PM

Night Sky 🌃(city at night emoji): WHAT THE HECK IS THIS LUNA?

A video.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 8:10 PM

Night Sky 🌃(city at night emoji): I KNOW THAT SMARTARSE! WHY DID YOU FILM US AND HOW DID YOU KNOW TO FILM THAT?!

I knew he was coming.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 8:12 PM

Night Sky 🌃(city at night emoji): Luna.

Night Sky 🌃(city at night emoji): What did you do?

Tuesday 9 Sep. 8:14 PM

I gave him your letter.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 8:15 PM

Night Sky 🌃(city at night emoji): I think I'm going to pass out.

Night Sky 🌃(city at night emoji): The letter I said I DIDN'T WANT TO GIVE HIM? ️🤦🏻‍♀️(black haired woman face palm emoji)

Tuesday 9 Sep. 8:16 PM

Night Sky 🌃(city at night emoji): The letter I SAID I WAS GOING TO BURN?!

Night Sky 🌃(city at night emoji): THE LETTER YOU STOLE FROM ME AND MADE ME WALK DOWN TWO FLOORS TO GET BACK THAT YOU DIDN'T EVEN HAVE ON YOU!?

Tuesday 9 Sep. 8:17 PM

Yes.

Night Sky 🌃(city at night emoji): LUNA!

Tuesday 9 Sep. 8:18 PM

He loves you and really wants to help.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 8:19 PM

Night Sky 🌃(city at night emoji): Oh yeah I'm sure he does. 🙄(eyeroll emoji)

Tuesday 9 Sep. 8:21 PM

Would I lie to you, Night Sky?

Night Sky 🌃(city at night emoji): ...

Tuesday 9 Sep. 8:22 PM

Night Sky 🌃(city at night emoji): No..

Tuesday 9 Sep. 8:23 PM

Night Sky 🌃(city at night emoji): Does he know?

Tuesday 9 Sep. 8:25 PM

I didn't tell him.

Night Sky 🌃(city at night emoji): That wasn't my question, Moonlight.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 8:28 PM

That of which ye seek is already yours. Dreams are reality.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 8:29 PM

Night Sky 🌃(city at night emoji): The Mirror Of Erised begs to differ.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 8:31 PM

Don't listen to the voices, don't let it set in. Bask in the twinkling effulgence of the stars.

Lovegood ️🧝🏼‍♀️🦄(blonde hair female elf emoji)(unicorn emoji)

Tuesday 9 Sep. 8:43 PM

Can you meet me by your Common Room?

Tuesday 9 Sep. 8:46 PM

Lovegood ️🧝🏼‍♀️🦄(blonde hair female elf emoji)(unicorn emoji): Of course, I think she could use the reassurance right now.

Moonlight 🌕(full moon emoji)

Tuesday 9 Sep. 9:00 PM

Moonlight 🌕(full moon emoji): I'm outside.

Tuesday 9 Sep. 9:09 PM

Cutting it a bit close to curfew aren't you, Darling?

Tuesday, 9th Of September.

I never knew how beautiful you were under all that hair. You should show your face more often.

Love,

Your Very Smitten Boyfriend.

P.S. Protest all you want, but you're my girlfriend now and there's no changing that.