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2024-03-25
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2024-09-24
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Fascinum

Summary:

Hermione Granger, certified genius, works in a single-person department and prefers it that way.

When Hermione starts getting death threats, Draco Malfoy becomes her unwanted office partner and unofficial bodyguard. That is, until an attempt on her life forces Draco to take drastic measures to ensure Hermione’s safety...

(Or, a story in which Draco makes Hermione wear a golden amulet around her neck that is in the shape of the ‘divine phallus’. A peen.)

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(See the end of the work for other works inspired by this one.)

Chapter 1: Fascinum: Cover Art

Notes:

Thank you SO SO SO much to @winterwells who illustrated the art for this cover! You are an artistic LEGEND and I absolutely love this!

 

Please do not put my work on Goodreads.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

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The biggest, biggest thank you in the world to Team Peen:

My Alpha small_planet, who gave me invaluable advice on overall structure, is a hilarious, amazing person, and would like to be known as "pepe le peen"
My Beta whatwouldjebusdo who is an absolute legend and the kind of writer one can only dream of working with
My cheer reader JustForGiggs who is so insightful, supportive, and has genuinely made all the difference in giving me the confidence to write this.