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    Bowser’s not one for royal banquets, especially when they’re not under the roof of a castle of his design, but, when he receives an invitation to attend a royal banquet in Dream Land, the Koopa King is surprised when he quickly hits it off with Dedede, Dream Land’s boisterous ruler, who ends up being the exact kind of company Bowser likes to keep… in more ways than one.

    Unbeknownst to Bowser, however, the royal banquet is only an appetizer, something to whet his palate. The night’s main course is best enjoyed in the bedroom – undressed to the guest’s liking. As it turns out, some kings have a very different idea of what it means to deal with “royal affairs” than others, where inhibitions fall away like royal finery, where tongues travel far below the belt, and where bodies yearn to embrace one another in unexpectedly heated union. Needless to say, it takes little time for Bowser to learn exactly where – and how – Dedede likes to improve international relations.

    Lucky for Dedede, he and Bowser share a certain kind of appetite; they’re always happy to have something, somebody, to dig into. And if this course is good enough to share, then, surely, there are only more mouth-watering things to come.

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