Chapter 1: Welcome
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???? added Super_Sonic, DeweyDewingIt, BlueGayInsomniac.
Super_Sonic: Uhhhh, who are you guys and how was I added to here?
BlueGayInsomniac: I was about to ask you the same question. Also, what the hell is your username????
Super_Sonic: In your words, “I could ask you the same question”. Why is your username BlueGayInsomniac???? 🤣🤣🤣
BlueGayInsomniac: I am who I am, and I happen to be a proud blue gay insomniac man. 🌈🌈🌈
Super_Sonic: Man, you have insomnia and you're gay? Pick a struggle lmaooo
BlueGayInsomniac: You sir clearly have never had coffee at 3 in the morning while contemplating your existence. It's the best, 10/10, would recommend.
Super_Sonic: Man, I’m too young for coffee. I’m only like what, 13???
BlueGayInsomniac: Oof imagine being too young for coffee 🗿
BlueGayInsomniac: Coffee is literally my lifeblood. It’s my will to live.
DeweyDewingIt: I’ve literally just been added onto here and I’ve been spammed. Who the heck are you guys??
BlueGayInsomniac: Oh yeah, with me talking to this uncultured swine I forgot to say that the creator put us on here for entertainment. They want us to talk about our everyday lives, important events, etc. just whatever we want I guess.
Super_Sonic: Who is “The Creator?”
BlueGayInsomniac: 😏😏😏
Super_Sonic: I swear if you say it….
BlueGayInsomniac: UR MOM
DeweyDewingIt: 💀
Super_Sonic: Thats it if i ever meet you in person BlueGayInsomniac youre dead.
BlueGayInsomniac: Welp it was nice meeting you guys i must run so Super_Sonic doesnt get me goodbye men.
DeweyDewingIt: Goodbye 👋
Chapter 2: Introductions
Summary:
Introductions. Also sonic being a lonely orphan. Oh and they name the group chat too. Please leave kudos and comments it helps motivate me to get these out faster!!
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BlueGayInsomniac: Anywizzle, I still have NO IDEA who y’all are, so i'll start. Hi, I’m Leonardo Hamato, but yall can either call me Leo, Leon, Nardo, or ✨NeonLeon✨
Super_Sonic: First of all, NeonLeon is stupid
BlueGayInsomniac: Hey!
Super_Sonic: And second, My name is Sonic
DeweyDewingIt: And I’m Dewey!!!!!!
BlueGayInsomniac: Why y'all adding ur name to ur username? It sounds stupid /j :)
BlueGayInsomniac: Also I’ve almost never seen someone put that many exclamation marks in one sentence.
BlueGayInsomniac: Well except for my brother Mikey
DeweyDewingIt: Oml you have siblings, wait, let me guess. You're a middle child? 😏
BlueGayInsomniac: How'd yah know?
DeweyDewingIt: You just seem like an overachieving middle child.
DeweyDewingIt: I honestly can relate lmao
BlueGayInsomniac: Ooh ur a middle child too??
DeweyDewingIt: Well technically. Ima triplet, but i'm technically the middle child just based on timing yah know?
BlueGayInsomniac: Ooh spill, what are their names???
DeweyDewingIt: This is gonna sound so stupid, but its Huey and Louie.
Super_Sonic: 🤣🤣🤣
BlueGayInsomniac: I forgot you existed lmaooo
Super_Sonic: 😢
BlueGayInsomniac: Yeah I’m one of four. I got mah older brother Raphael, or Raph for short, mah twin Donatello (Donnie), and the youngest is Michelangelo (Mikey). We all have our other nicknames, like all of mine, Raph only has Raphie, poor guy, Donnie has Dontron, Donald, and Don. Mikey probably has the most: Michael, Mikester, Mike, Miguel, and Angelo. Oh, and our dad calls us by our colors.
DeweyDewingIt: OMG YOU GUYS HAVE ASSIGNED COLORS FROM BIRTH
BlueGayInsomniac: YOU DO TOOOOO?????
DeweyDewingIt: YEAH IM BLUE HBU
BlueGayInsomniac: OMG ME TOO
DeweyDewingIt: OMG NO WAY
Super_Sonic: Wait, yall are blue centered too?
DeweyDewingIt: YOU ARE TOO??????????
BlueGayInsomniac: YOURE BLUE TOO???????
Super_Sonic: Wait, that gives me a perfect name for this group chat!
Super_Sonic named the conversation “Assigned Blue Dudes”
Super_Sonic: Perfect 👍
DeweyDewingIt: Super original Sonic
DeweyDewingIt: Anyways what are your brother’s colors Leon? Huey has red, while Louie is green. My uncle chose our colors for us(but he’s kinda my father figure too cause I don't know what happened to my mom??).
BlueGayInsomniac: Raph is red, while Dontron is Purple, and Miguel is orange.
Super_Sonic: Oof I don't have any siblings… or parents/parental figures for that matter
BlueGayInsomiac: OOF L in the chat for the lonely orphan
DeweyDewingIt: L
Super_Sonic: Screw you guys!
Chapter 3: Lonely Orphan No More
Summary:
Sonic is no longer a lonely orphan. Also Dewey meets his uncle.
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
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Today 3:01 AM
Super_Sonic: GUYS!!
Super_Sonic: GUYS!!
Super_Sonic: GUYS!!
BlueGayInsomniac: Sonic, you do realize its like 3 in the morning, right?
BlueGayInsomniac: I don’t even think Dewey is awake yet.
DeweyDewingIt: Nah, I’m awake. My sibs and i are scheming a way off this frigging house boat
BlueGayInsomniac: Oh, nice. Anyways, Sonic. Do you have something you want to share with the class?
Super_Sonic: I have parents!!
BlueGayInsomniac: Oh no way the orphan got parents. Nice man, howzit been?
Super_Sonic: Pretty good, but today has been CHAOTIC.
DeweyDewingIt: Ooh what happened?? This sounds sooooo much better than the hours I have spent listening to Huey ramble on and on about safety stuff and blah blah blah.
Super_Sonic:SoanywaysiransofastthatIcreatedahugeblackoutandthedepartmentofdefenseintheg overnmenthadtogetinvolvedandtheyhiredamaniacnamedDoctorRobotniktocomeandinvestivatemeandsoIenduphidinginthegarageofthecoupleIhavebeenspyingonforthepastcoupleofyearsandtheguytranqsmeandIenduploosingallofmyringsohyeahtheyreteleportationringsandtheyendupinSanFranciscoandRobotniktrackedmeallthewaytohishouseandIstophimfromhurtingTomohyeahthatshisnameandTompuncheshiminthefaceandTomagreestotakemetoSanFranciscotogetmyringsbackandRobotniktracksusandalmostkillsmeandsowegotoTomswifeandshehelpsmeandIgetnewshoesandtheytieMaddiesohyeahthatshernamesistertoachairbecauseshewouldgetinthewayandstopussoweeventuallygettothetowerandgetmyringsandRobotnikshowsupwithabunchofrobotsandIpushthemoffthebuildingingintoaringwhileIdosomesupercoolslowmotrickswiththemissilethingsrobotnikshootsatusandhemanagedtogetaquillfrommeandhegoesasfastasmeandwerunaroundtheworldwiththeringsandstuffandienduppassingoutandIalmostdyingagainuntilTomsneaksupontoRobotniksshipandattackshimandtheothertownsfolkstandupformeandIamawakeagainallpoweredupandIbasicallydestroyhisshipandsendhimtothemushroomplanetthingyandTomandMaddiedecidetostayinGreenHillsandnowIlivewiththem [basically traumadumps the events of the movie good luck reading this whoever translates this first gets mentioned in the next chapter. -Creator]
BlueGayInsomniac: Wait, how are you able to run super fast and have teleporting rings? Most humans can’t do that stuff.
DeweyDewingIt: What's a “human?”
BlueGayInsomniac: Wait, WHAT 😵💫? Okay, everyone send a picture of themselves
(They all send pictures [Sorry Im a terrible artist so I can’t draw them taking selfies so just imagine its pictures of them taking selfies -Creator])
BlueGayInsomniac: So let me get this straight. Youre a humanoid duck while Sonic is some sort of hedgehog
Super_Sonic: Alienoid hedgehog
BlueGayInsomniac: Well at least this makes me feel better about how I am lmao
DeweyDewingit: Lol
DeweyDewingIt: Anyways, you guys didnt answer my question. What is a human?
BlueGayInsomniac: Well I can confidently say that we are all from different worlds. Universes even.
BlueGayInsomniac: Also humans are these fleshy creatures that are in mine and Sonic’s worlds.
BlueGayInsomniac: They are sometimes jerks, but there are some nice ones, like my friend April! [Sends a pic]
DeeweyDewingIt: Ah, so theyre like hairless cats.
BlueGayInsomniac: Kinda
Today at 10:07AM
DeweyDewingIt: GUYSGUYSGUYSGUYSGUYS
BlueGayInsomniac: Wow, thats two times called by yall today by capitalized “guys” 🤣
Super_Sonic: What’s up Dewey?
BlueGayInsomniac: Yeah wassup?
DeweyDewingIt: I JUST FOUND OUT THAT I AM RELATED TO THE RICHEST GUY IN THE WORLD!!!!
BlueGuyInsomniac: Elon Musk? Jeff Bezos? MR BEAST???? 😲😲😲
DeweyDewingIt: Uh we don’t have those guys here…
BlueGuyInsomniac: WHAT 🙁
DeweyDewingIt: His name is Scrooge McDuck, and hes like a bajillionaire
Super_Sonic: Oooooh sounds fancy
BlueGuyInsomniac: He sounds like that one guy from A Christmas Carol lmao
Super_Sonic: Oh the old greedy guy?
BlueGuyInsomniac: Yeeeeaaaaahhhhhh
BlueGuyInsomniac: Also how does one have a bajillion dollars? Wouldn’t that cripple the economy and mean that everyone else is extremely poor?
DeweyDewingIt: I dont know!?!? Also are you okay Leon? You never sound like this lmao.
BlueGuyInsomniac: Oh I asked my twin about this and that's what he told me
BlueGuyInsomniac: OH S**T HES ASKING WHY I'M ASKING WHAT DO I SAY
Super_Sonic: LANGUAGE THERE'S A TEN YEAR OLD HERE 😠
Super_Sonic: Also say that it was a hypothetical question
BlueGuyInsomniac: Mood swing much? Also lemme try that real quick
BlueGuyInsomniac: Perfect 🙂
BlueGuyInsomniac: I think he's still sus but whatever 🤷
Super_Sonic: Well tell us how it goes Dewey!!
DeweyDewingIt: Will do!!
Today at 11:34AM
DeweyDewingIt: Well that was… interesting
Super_Sonic: What happened?
DeweyDewingIt: Well he turned out to be a total grump, and he locked us in this room. Then we escaped and met this girl who took us to this garage and we summoned a dragon and we fought it and we won and now we're going to Atlantis with Scrooge and that girl from before oh yeah her name is Webby.
Super_Sonic: I wouldn’t go underwater, you're way braver than me in that fact
BlueGuyInsomniac: Why, u scared of water?
Super_Sonic: Kinda, especially because I can’t swim 🙁
BlueGuyInsomniac: Imagine not being able to swim, couldn’t be me 💅💅
Super_Sonic: Hey, I couldn’t take any classes because of, y’know, my whole situation.
BlueGuyInsomniac: And that's why I’m glad that I am an aquatic turtle, unlike my bro, he can’t swim either lmao
DeweyDewingIt: Well I don’t need to worry about drowning because A: I can swim, I’m a duck, and B: I have the world's richest and most adventurous duck with me (at least he’s supposed to)
Super_Sonic: Well he got his wealth from somewhere, right?
DeweyDewingIt: 😐
DeweyDewingIt: I mean I guess
DeweyDewingIt: Anyways I gotta go ima loose reception soon byeeeeee
BlueGuyInsomniac: Bye Dewey
Super_Sonic: As soon as you get reception tell us what happens
DeweyDewingIt: Alr byeeeeee
Super_Sonic: Well we can still talk Leo yah know
BlueGayInsomniac: Oh yeah that’s true
Super_Sonic: Sooooo……… whatcha doin today?
BlueGuyInsomniac: Nothing today but tomorrow me and my brothers are gonna sneak onto April’s apartment’s roof for the pool
Super_Sonic: Nice for you I guess.
BlueGuyInsomniac: Oops I gotta go, Raph’s calling me. GO HAVE FUN WITH UR PARENTS.
Super_Sonic: Okay Mom
BlueGuyInsomniac: Alrighty son, you’re grounded.
Super_Sonic: 😭
Notes:
Please leave comments and kudos it feeds my will to work on this
Chapter 4: We All Need A Donnie In Our Lives
Summary:
Dewey returns! Also good job to SpotTheRat for translating Sonic last chapter. 👍
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Today at 7:39 AM
DeweyDewingIt: IM BAAAACCCCKKK BABY!!!!
Super_Sonic: Hi Dewey!! Soo, how’d it go?
BlueGayInsomniac: Yeah, did your Uncle turn out to be super cool? 😎😎
DeweyDewingIt: Yeah, we met his rival thingy, who happened to be our uncle’s employer??? So he held Donald hostage when we got there and took this gem thingy and I helped us escape and we got the real gem!!
Super_Sonic: Oh nice!! Wait, what happened with the fake gem?
DeweyDewingIt: Oh this kraken thingy came and took Glomgold (the rival guy) away. Oh and I did the worm on live news!!!
BlueGayInsomniac: Oh nice little dude!! A little outdated but still cool. You get my approval 👍
DeweyDewingIt: Its everything I never knew I needed 🥲
BlueGayInsomniac: Bro my lil bro just fell on our skate ramp 🤦 I’ll brb
Super_Sonic: Take your time Leo!!
BlueGayInsomniac: Alr Im back. Thankfully he didn’t get too hurt, cause HE DECIDED TO SKATEBOARD WITHOUT A HELMET
Super_Sonic: Wait…
Super_Sonic: I JUST REALIZED U HAVE A SKATE RAMP????
BlueGayInsomniac: Yeah, you didn’t realize lmao
Super_Sonic: NO??
BlueGayInsomniac: Well I don’t think your rings would allow you to teleport between dimensions so… I can send you a picture if you want
Super_Sonic: YES PLEASE!!! 🤩
DeweyDewingIt: I WANNA SEE TOO 😲
BlueGayInsomniac: (Sends a pic [Couldn’t find a good reference photo of the actual lair skate ramp so imagine it i guess -Creator])
Super_Sonic: WOAHHH 😵
Super_Sonic: THAT'S SO COOL
DeweyDewingIt: I WOULD LOVE THAT IN MY HOUSE
DeweyDewingIt: Maybe I should ask my uncle if he can make me something like that….
Super_Sonic: Man if that happened I’d be the only one without a super cool skate ramp… wait, Leon…
BlueGayInsomniac: Yeeesss dear Sonic?
Super_Sonic: How did you get the money to make that? That would be a lot of money and I.. don't think you have… a job
BlueGayInsomniac: 😅😅
BlueGayInsomniac: My twin made the whole thing, so I might just ask him…
BlueGayInsomniac: I’ll brb
DeweyDewingIt: Alrighty then
Today at 8:35 AM
Super_Sonic: LEON ITS BEEN SO LONG HOW DID YOU GUYS GET THE MONEY
Super_Sonic: PLEASE IM DYING OVER HERE 💀
BlueGayInsomniac: Sorry Raph overheard and then we went through this whole chase sequence and we had to make it over dramatic and now… I don’t know what Raph’s gonna do to him. Maybe a session with Dr. Delicate Touch…
DeweyDewingIt: First of all, epic. Second of all, who’s Dr Delicate Touch?
BlueGayInsomniac: You don't want to know 😨
BlueGayInsomniac: But he stole the materials from junkyards and cleaned it up and stuff. For the rarer metals and stuff he literally robbed the government for them…
DeweyDewingIt: 😳
Super_Sonic: Your brother is a GENIUS
Super_Sonic CAN I BORROW HIM FOREVER????
DeweyDewingit: Honestly I could get in on that too, I’d want him to design me a skate ramp too.
BlueGayInsomniac: Sorry man, you can’t take my twin
BlueGayInsomniac: BUT
BlueGayInsomniac: If you could find a way for me to come to your dimension I could rent him out to you guys for $200 per minute
DeweyDewingIt: Bet I’ll keep my eye out
DeweyDewingIt: Plus my uncle is super rich so maybe I could ask him for money…
BlueGayInsomniac: Alr get back to me when you get that dough man
DeweyDewingIt: 👍
Super_Sonic: Im broke so… 😞
BlueGayInsomniac: Too bad man, I guess no Donnie for you
Super_Sonic: 😢
Chapter 5: Please Stop The Spam!!
Summary:
Leo gets a sword and Dewey goes to Funzo’s Fun Zone. Thanks for all the Kudos and comments it feeds my will to work! I have to go on hiatus for finals though, so the next chapter will come out in a couple of weeks. 😊
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Today at 4;57 AM
BlueGayInsomniac: IS ANYONE AWAKE RIGHT NOW???? I NEED TO TALK
Super_Sonic: You're lucky that I took a nap yesterday and woke up at like 11 so I can’t sleep
Super_Sonic: I don’t even think Dewey is awake right now
BlueGayInsomniac: Okay, you're here, I can tell you 😁
BlueGayInsomniac: So the craziest thing just happened
BlueGayInsomniac: So we went to the pool on April’s apartment
BlueGayInsomniac: And Raph saw a dog thingy so we went to go see what it was and we saw these guys who turned out to be hunter guys looking for the dog
BlueGayInsomniac: They got the dog and went through this wall thingy and they took April with them
BlueGayInsomniac: So we followed them after “borrowing” this thing from our dad and it turns out they went to this mystic city thingy under New York
BlueGayInsomniac: And so we found new weapons and they turned out to be mystic and mine can open portals and Raph has these red glowing gloves that can spawn with his tonfas and mikey has this mystic chain fire thingy. We got the dog thingy and April and we escaped while this Baron Guy’s lab (oh yeah that's who hired the guys to take the dog) and all of his oozesquitoes escaped (which can turn people into mutant thingys)
BlueGayInsomniac: But I really got the short end of the stick cause my swords are useless! My portals never open where I want them too. 🙁
Super_Sonic: Wow spam much lol
Super_Sonic: Also super cool man!! That's really cool!
BlueGayInsomniac: I know right?!? Of course Don didn’t want to get a weapon so he got just some weird crystal thingy 😐
Super_Sonic: OOF 💀
Super_Sonic: I would say that if you want to get better with that sword just practice as much as you can with it yah know?
BlueGayInsomiac: Yeah, but that means traaiiinnnniiinnngggg
BlueGayInsomniac: Only Raph likes training, he does it like all of the time
Super_Sonic: Well too bad sir, you need practice
BlueGayInsomniac: I like and hate how sometimes you can be more mature than me 😑
BlueGayInsomniac: Also do YOU like training
Super_Sonic: … 😶
Super_Sonic: Nooooo….. But I am already perfect, need I remind you I beat Eggman?
BlueGayInsomniac: Yeah, after ALMOST DYING
DeweyDewingIt: Sthu up im tryin 2 slep
BlueGayInsomniac: Sorry for spamming Dewey go get some sleep we’ll stop RIGHT SONIC
Super_Sonic: Yes, definitely, absolutely (Tell me if you guys get the reference lmao -Creator [btw its from a Disney animated show that only had a couple seasons and from its first episode])
DeweyDewingIt: Thx ima goto skeep gnit
BlueGayInsomniac: Damn ur tired go to sleep
DeweyDewingIt: tahts wha im tryin 2 do
Super_Sonic: Welp night Dewey
DeweyDewingIt: Gnite
Today at 10:30 AM
DeweyDewingIt: Damn you guys are annoying sometimes
BlueGayInsomniac: Heeeeyyyy ✨Sleeping Beauty✨ howzit going? 😏
DeweyDewingIt: Not good I’m going to this restaurant with my brothers
BlueGayInsomniac: Whats so bad about that?
DeweyDewingIt: We have to bring Webby with us
BlueGayInsomniac: Soooooo?
DeweyDewingIt: She's a bit of a….. weirdo
BlueGayInsomniac: 😑
DeweyDewingIt: Hey hey hey! Gimme a second to explain
DeweyDewingIt: She's been stuck in the mansion for the whole of her life, so she doesn’t really know how to act… normal
BlueGayInsomniac: Well try to be nice to her, okay? She’s never experienced real life, you know?
DeweyDewingIt: I guess…
Super_Sonic: Just do what Leon says, and if it doesn’t work out, lightly talk to her, okay? You can also talk to her about how things work afterwards, okay??
DeweyDewingIt: Okay, I will.
BlueGayInsomniac: Just, don’t get too mad at her, okay??
DeweyDewingIt: Alrighty, will do! Just, I’ll text you guys afterwards, just don’t spam my phone please!!
BlueGayInsomniac: Okay ima go too bye guys, text us when you’re done Dewey!
DeweyDewingIt: Okay, bye guys were arriving now.
Super_Sonic: Bye guys!! Ima go shopping with mah mom!
BlueGayInsomniac: Alr bye Sonic!!
Chapter 6: Update (not an actual chapter)
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Heya guys! Sorry I haven’t updated in a while. I haven’t had too much time to write and I’ve had a huge writers block. Thanks for all of your support! I promise I’ll try my best to get the next chapter out. I’ve really been making it up as I go and I have reached all of the chapters I had prepared. You all help me more than you imagine, so keep enjoying! I’ll see you in the next chapter!
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Chapter 7: Sibling Check In
Summary:
No one of these isn’t complete without a Rise sibling digging into his phone, but it’s usually Donnie, but ima make it someone else. (Also sorry for the shorter chapter this dang thing hates me)
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BlueGayInsomniac: Hello?
Super_Sonic: Leo? Are you okay?
BlueGayInsomniac: Who are you guys? (Also I’m not Leo I’m his brother)
DeweyDewingIt: Ahh which one… probably not Donnie
Super_Sonic: Yeah Donnie would’ve been all secretive
Super_Sonic: And I don’t think it’s Raph cause this person doesn’t give “Raph vibes”
DeweyDewingIt: Yeah so… it should be Mikey, right?
BlueGayInsomniac: Yeah… it’s Mikey 😅, how you guys know so much about us? Who are you guys??
DeweyDewingIt: 🙂↕️
Super_Sonic: We all randomly got put on this group chat together and now we’re friends 😄
Super_Sonic: Wait why do you have Leo’s phone???
BlueGayInsomniac: Uhhhhhh…. reasons????
DeweyDewingIt: 😒
BlueGayInsomniac: What??? Can’t a sibling check on his brothers phone once in a while?? 😅
DeweyDewingIt: You’ve used the same emoji twice in five minutes
BlueGayInsomniac: WellRss all
Super_Sonic: Mikey??
BlueGayInsomniac: Leon’s back, gimme a sec
Super_Sonic: Oh alright
BlueGayInsomniac: Damn I would’ve thought it would be Donnie or Raph who went through my phone, not MIKEY
BlueGayInsomniac: But they might have set him up so I wouldn’t suspect
Super_Sonic: You’re all good 👍
DeweyDewingIt: Imagine if whoever put us in this chat together puts our siblings in here??
BlueGayInsomniac: . . . .
Super_Sonic: Well I don’t have any siblings so….
BlueGayInsomniac: Oof lonely child
Super_Sonic: 😭
Chapter 8: Again? Seriously Guys???
Summary:
Dang Leo can’t catch a break! But the other two are ready this time :D.
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
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Super_Sonic: I’m boooooooorrrrrrrreeeeeeeedddddddd
DeweyDewingIt: And hello to you Sonic
BlueGayInsomniac: Hello there
DeweyDewingIt: Okay this is definitely not Leon
Super_Sonic: Yeah definitely
BlueGayInsomniac: What do you mean I’m definitely Leo
DeweyDewingIt: Dang not even a week and bro’s got another one of his brothers looking through his phone :(
Super_Sonic: I know right poor man ☹️
BlueGayInsomniac: 🤦♂️
BlueGayInsomniac: Fine YES I’m not Leo
DeweyDewingIt: -_-
DeweyDewingIt: And know we know how it is Donnie
Super_Sonic: Mhm Mikey already went through here and Raph’s too sweet to get this mad
BlueGayInsomniac: What
BlueGayInsomniac: I have so many questions…
Super_Sonic: Well we might be able to answer a couple so ask away!
BlueGayInsomniac: How do you know so much about us? Who are you guys and how do you know Nardo? How did you get his number? What the heck are your guy’s usernames?
Super_Sonic: …
Super_Sonic: That’s a lot of questions
DeweyDewingIt: Well I know one I can answer. My name is Dewey and it just flows so nicely :)
BlueGayInsomniac: What kinda name is Dewey?
DeweyDewingIt: Uhhhhhhhhhhhh I’m not explaining that no thank you
DeweyDewingIt: Also Leo likes to talk about you guys cause he loves y’all.
BlueGayInsomniac: Oh
Super_Sonic: Also he’s annoying :)
DeweyDewingIt: Sonic??? Really??
BlueGayInsomniac: Dang
BlueGayInsomniac: Also you’re telling me… that your name is… Sonic?
Super_Sonic: Dewey!!
DeweyDewingIt: 😅
BlueGayInsomniac: interestojnll
DeweyDewingIt: Donnie?
BlueGayInsomniac: Bro whyyyyy does this keep happening to me I was just trying to sleeeeppppp. Also Sonic screw you!
Super_Sonic: Don’t worry I was just joking! That’s why I put the smiley face
BlueGayInsomniac: 😑
Super_Sonic: Not the mom state aojrmkshtjrhwjtburhr *I died btw*
DeweyDewingIt: NOOOOOOOOOOOO LEO YOU KILLLED HIMMMMMMMMMMMMM
BlueGayInsomniac: Dang I mom stared so hard it actually killed someone. And anyways I’ll brb I must kill my brother
Super_Sonic: Enjoy murdering your brother. Send his ghost my way so we can chat in the afterlife :)
BlueGayInsomniac: Nah with how much he’s destroyed/stolen! I’d say he’s going to heck /j
DeweyDewingIt: I was about to say… lol
BlueGayInsomniac: Byeeeeeee 🔪
Super_Sonic: Dang
DeweyDewingIt: Welp time to go treasure hunting with the fam byeeeeee
Super_Sonic: Alr byeeee
Super_Sonic: …
Super_Sonic: Dang now I’m all alone :(
Notes:
Please comment it feeds my will to write this. Literally the only reason this chapter got out was that someone commented and I got the motivation. So please, if you want more of this, please comment. (Thank you @BlueDancer9000 and everyone else for commenting and motivating me)
Chapter 9: Hey guys… it’s been a while…
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Hey guys, Woah here. I’m sorry for not uploading for this fix in a LONG time. It’s nothing against you guys, I’ve had some really bad writers block and I have had no idea of where to go with this thing. If I can’t figure out something else, I might drop this thing in focus of other things I’m working on writing and school. If not, I will upload on here. I do have a tumblr that I do regular uploads on easily because it’s on my phone compared to my computer, but I hope this is not the end of this thing. If it is, thank for endearing my terrible writing. I love you all. Byeeeeeeee!
-WoahThatSnailIsFast
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