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“Something the matter?” he looks deceptively earnest, a bit of a tease in his voice. Hermione’s sure it’d be doing something to her if she weren’t so cross. “I’m sensing hostility. You know how important a safe work environment—”
“Save it, Malfoy.” She’d slap him again if he weren’t so far away. “You pointy little saboteur.”
He drops the act with a sigh. “Gods, Granger, you really do need to get laid.”
“Yes, that seems to be the general consensus,” she seethes, fixing him with a harsher glare, “Unfortunately, my efforts to achieve orgasm were thwarted by a prat with a white-knight complex.”
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- Part 1 of The Playbook
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“He can’t be a complete lost cause, can he?”
“Well,” Pansy sighs, “it’s like my mother always said; Intelligent thoughts have always followed him, but he was faster.”I LOVE this Hermione!Her mind is depraved but hilarious!
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So funny. Mixed signals galore, them smut and a lot of banter
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