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PerSEA made a group chat
PerSEA added hamelin_piper, iason_with_a_j, night_owl, I am NOT Your Father, Cerebro, Victim of Olive Assault, and sanguine
PerSEA: Hi guys :)
hamelin_piper: Mon amour <3
iason_with_a_j: amica mea ;)
night_owl: I know why I’m up
night_owl: but why are you adorable fuckers awake too?
Cerebro: Okay, that’s definitely Annabeth
Victim of Olive Assault: No doubt
Cerebro: So that makes PerSEA Percy
Victim of Olive Assault: Piper is Hamelin Piper just by that terrible name and the fact that she’s the only that speaks French
hamelin_piper: shit
Victim of Olive Assault: and the fact she flirted with Annabeth and Percy and iason with a j
Victim of Olive Assault: Who’s obviously Jason, based on what he said in Latin. And bro that name sucks <3
iason_with_a_j: what else was I supposed to be
iason_with_a_j: also iason is the Greek equivalent of Jason, dipshit
Victim of Olive Assault: I know :]
Sangrine: Frank, behave
Cerebro: did his nickname come from when I summoned an olive tree on accident and hit him in the face
PerSEA: no shti
Cerebro: and Sanguine’s Hazel because she’s the only one who can fondle Frank
Sanguine: why did you say it like that
Cerebro: like what?
Cerebro: :D
iason_with_a_j: but who is I am NOT your father
I am NOT your father: holy shit Percy i am going to fucking shank you when you get back to this continent
I am NOT your father: I swear I am going to stuff a cactus up your sinus you mad bastard
iason_with_a_j: that doesn’t narrow it down
PerSEA: aw, you love us Luke :D
I am NOT your father: fuck u Percy Jackson
I am NOT your father: it’s like eleven pm over here
I am NOT your father: I’m in my twenties now I can’t do this shit
I am NOT your father: and get some fucking sleep you fucking idiots
PerSEA: thanks dad2
night_owl: sorry about him Luke
night_owl: how’s things going over there
I am NOT your father: oh, lovely
I am NOT your father: everyone’s on edge and stressed as the Roman forces get closer (and why am I dad2 >:( Hades didn’t help raise you at camp u traitor)
I am NOT Your father: :,)
Cerebro: lo siento mucho. Es mi culpa. And wait a second; are you Annie’s pseudo brother?
I am NOT your brother: unless she’s been adopted by anyone else, yes.
night_owl: and it wasn’t your fault, Leo. It was the spirit possessing you.
Cerebro: damn. We need you and Jason to spar when we get back, just to see who’s better
hamelin_piper: how about no
iason_with_a_j: id be down for that
Victim of Olive Assault: guys were trying to save the world rn can we discuss this when the world isn’t ending???
Sanguine: What Frank said.
PerSEA: also we’re all half asleep
I am NOT your father: wait who’s who
I am NOT your father: I was at college when you guys came
hamelin_piper: I’m Piper :3 1/4
iason_with_a_j: I’m Jason. Nice to meet you.
Cerebro: wait why is Piper one quarter piper
hamelin_piper: Leo u aromantic disaster I’m part of a poly relationship. There’s four of us
Cerebro: oh. I’m dumb :/
iason_wirh_a_j: was I supposed to do that too??
I am NOT your father: aha. Then you’re the two I heard about. You treat them right, or I’ll come for you with hay fever and poisonous plants. :}
iason_with_a_j: hay fever??? Nooooo my weakness :(
Sanguine: ooh poisonous plants :0
Sanguine: I’m hazel btw. Also taken <3
Victim of Olive Assault: I’m Frank. Also taken. This nickname is courtesy of Olive Head Valdez, also known as Leo or Cerebro.
Cerebro: yep, that’s me! Hola >:D ur a son of Demeter right??
iason_with_a_j: CERES?
PerSEA: what series??
night_owl: Percy.
PerSEA: oh, whoops
I am NOT your father: yeah
hamelin_piper: Jase why are you so scared
iason_with_a_j: ceres is terrifying
Sanguine: remember those grain spirits @perSEA @VictimOfOliveAssault
Victim of Olive Assault: how could I forget
I am NOT your father: ah the karptoi. Oof. Those are miserable little bastards
PerSEA: why is ceres so scary Jase
iason_with_a_j: she’s pretty vengeful and wields Kronos’ scythe •_•. First hand experience: SCARY.
night_owl: right. Cuddle time. You too Pipes and Seaweed Brain
I am NOT your father: on that note, GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP YOU TRIUMVIRATE OF HEARTS + chaotic others
PerSEA: and yet you say you aren’t a father firgye