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from his fingers to his cheekbones by OedipusOctopus
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
29 Sep 2025
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Hey there, Dr. Asshole
I hope this email finds you well.
Just kidding, you dickweed. What have you been doing for the last 17 years? Obviously getting a PhD took a lot of time but ok what I really want to ask is — why the hell did you have to come to MY university?
I was
finally over you and now here you are barging back into my life and I bet you haven’t aged a single day have youdoing well enough on my own. You can bring your students on that day but don’t expect me to talk to you at all you hear?!Get fucked,
Simon Snow[ERROR: Message not sent; recipient address not found. Would you like to try again?]
Or, Simon is an academic librarian and Baz is the newest hire in the Education Department. It's been 17 years since they shared a room at London's Boarding School for Magickal Creatures. Surely nothing bad could happen over some harmless flirting through completely and totally professional emails, right?
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Bookmark Notes:
delicious border-line middle-aged gay vampire ahhhh