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c00lkidd you’re not supposed to say that.
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- Part 2 of I finally lock the fuck in.
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Ch1
It’s not too hard to find the looming red child. He’s saying something to 007n7, and the man was listening, though he fails to notice the kid slowly pulling out his sword.
Hm, so much for not likely cheaters.
Guest 1337 makes his way over, pushing c00lkidd down to the ground before he could fully ready up a, what did he call it? “Walkspeed override?” Yes, that.
c00lkidd falls onto the ground, briefly stunned. Guest takes the chance to grab 007n7, making c00lkidd even angrier.
“####!”
Woah.
Where did the kid learn that language?
Despite his brief shock, Guest is already making distance between them. He fails to notice how 007n7 seems oddly still in his arms. Maybe he was embarrassed being carried so?
He doesn’t stop until he feels a rug on his shirt, making him pause.
“Uh. 007n7?”
“Stop.” Guest is about to protest before the ex-hacker takes advantage of his confusion, squirming out of his arms and making his way back to the child.
Guest only takes a second to question his life choices up until that point before he follows behind the other. For safety. Yup.
“c00lkidd.” 007n7 starts, and it’s enough to make the kid jump, pausing what Guest assumed to be him summoning those weird pizza dudes.
“Who on earth taught you that language?”
c00lkidd near immediately starts whining, his voice cracking as he tries to justify himself. “I’m sorry, Daddy! I didn’t mean to! The guy with wings said it when he missed his fancy sword! I just thought it meant he was mad!!”
He rambles in that oddly distorted voice of his, and— hold on.
Did he just say Daddy?
“Please don’t ground me, I swear I won’t say it again!!”
The whining is enough to soften 007n7’s features, and he simply can’t find it in himself to stay mad. He simply approaches c00lkidd. He doesn’t need to kneel down to reach his height anymore. Rather, he has to look up.
He tentatively reaches out, gently pressing his hand against c00lkidd’s head. He digs into his pocket, pulling out a lollipop he had snuck earlier.
“Here. No more tag for today. Next time we’ll have a serious talk. I’m not mad, I just have to.. speak to someone, okay?”
c00lkidd sniffles, the tears that had started to develop in his eyes lingering as he nods at his Dad. He tugs his shirt briefly. “Are you sure you’re not mad..?”
“I’m sure, kidd.”
Guest watches with unrestrained confusion. Now that he thinks about it, why hadn’t anyone else tried to get c00lkidd to just… take a nap? Something they’ll certainly have to try next time.
007n7 doesn’t look back at him as he pulls out his c00lgui, already typing a script into the device as he offers one last pat to c00lkidd using his tail.
Guest watches him disappear to the other side of the map before glancing back to c00lkidd. He’s never seen a child look more depressed while eating a lollipop.
He offers the kid a thumbs up, to which he gets a small wave back, then makes his way over to the others as well.
When he does get back to the cliff, he pauses at the sight that greets him. Elliot and Two Time seem to have taken a place far behind, whilst Chance eggs a severely pissed off 007n7 on.
Despite allegedly being Shedletsky’s friends, Dusekkar and Builderman seem more than happy to avoid whatever was happening.
007n7 was chewing out Shedletsky.
An Admin, from what Guest has heard. Basically the equivalent to a king back where he was from.
Alright.
“I cannot believe you? Where is your self respect, swearing in front of a damn child! Now look at him, going around saying words a 10 year old should not understand!”
His ranting continues, and Elliot slowly slides Two Time a pizza, to which they gratefully accept. Guest joins them, sitting beside them.
“Any context?” Elliot murmurs to him, and Guest shrugs.
“c00lkidd dropped an F bomb after getting stunned. It made 007n7 angry, for some reason.”
Elliot stays quiet at that, though there’s a brief look of realization in his gaze. He checks the timer quickly, letting out a sigh of relief.
“Just 30 seconds left. Surely it can’t escalate any—“
The cliff is abruptly set on fire.
Ah.
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When the round does end, 007n7 manages to sneak off, although a loud bang can be heard from upstairs, no doubt his door slamming behind him.Shedletsky clears his throat.
“So! I have decided that I will take to filtering myself more often.”
The rest of them stare at him, nothing had to be said for the message to be clear.