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Chapter 9: Transactional Fucking (Thomas/Evan)

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(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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It had been three hours, three hours of Evan Lewis being cuffed to a table and left there to rot. Evan glanced up at the clock, narrowing his eyes up at the circular object. Look at it, standing proud up on that wall. Mocking him. God, these cops were overreacting, all he did was take some stuff from a store. Sure, he had a crowbar, but he never used it.

Evan glanced around the dull room once more, that’s about all he really could do anyway. Cracks were scattered all over the walls, the floor had some noticeable stains on it which at least added some color to the room. Even if it was a putrid green.

Evan’s thoughts were interrupted as an officer walked into his room, a new officer. That was weird, why the change?

“Mr. Lewis?” The officer asked. “Uh, yeah.” He responded. He laughed mentally, just by looking at the guy Evan could tell he was a newbie. He should be outta here in the next hour.

“Detective Suby got caught up with something else, a pile up I think?” The officer explained, sitting down in front of Evan. “So, I’ll be taking over from here on out.” He smiled, he then realized he probably shouldn’t be smiling, and then he proceeded to not smile.

How adorable, Evan was totally going to wreck this guy. He bit his lip as the officer cleared his throat, spreading some papers on the table. “So, Mr. Lewis-”

“Just call me Evan, officer.”

“Evan, I was informed that…uh, you were detained for…robbing a convenience store?” He struggled saying that, letting Evan know that he was in fact NOT informed and was very much frantically reading the papers for answers.

Evan chuckled, causing the officer in front of him to furrow his eyebrows, his face changing to a pink hue. “What?” He said, narrowing his eyes. “Nothing at all, officer. Just…looking…”

Evan’s blue eyes traced the rookie’s figure, he was well built, kind of twunk-ish, but that’s just how Evan liked ‘em. The officer cleared his throat, bringing Evan’s attention back to his face. His dark eyes matching up perfectly with his outfit, making him all the more attractive.

“Mr- eh…Evan. I’d like to ask you to f-focus, please.” The officer said, his face visibly reddening.

“You never told me your name, hot stuff.” Evan flirted, tilting his head slightly.

“Oh, s-sorry. It’s um…Officer Thomas Burke.” He said, tapping his badge.

“Well, it’s nice to meet you, Burke.” Evan said, leaning back in his seat. Thomas nodded, followed by a half-hearted ‘Mhm’. Evan smiled, watching as the rookie struggled to align his papers. “So, uhm-” Burke started, getting cut off by Evan saying, “Listen.”

“Hm?” Thomas said, perking up in his seat.

 

“I don’t wanna be here, you seem like you can barely handle being here, so how about I recommend something that could interest the both of us?”

The officer furrowed his brows, slightly adjusting his tie in the process. “What do you mean, I do wanna be here.” He insisted, however, it was pristinely obvious that he wasn’t wholly truthful. Evan proceeded to scoff at his sentence, “Burky, come on. You can barely handle keeping a hold on those papers.”

“Burky? Wh-” He let out a deep breath. “I would appreciate it if you showed me some respect and called me Officer Burke.”

Evan chuckles. “Whatever you say, Thomas.”

Thomas narrowed his eyes at the blonde man. “That’s as good as it’s gonna get, huh?”

“Basically.” Evan said earnestly. Thomas fixed his posture, scooting closer to the table. “So, tell me about the convenience store. Why’d you do it?”

“I have no idea what you’re talking about, Officer.” Evan responded, biting his cheek.

“Come on, we have video evidence, Evan.”

“You must be mistaken, I have no recollection of such events in my life.” Evan smirked, letting Thomas know that he was teasing him.

“I can already tell that you are going to be…unpleasant to work with.”

“Thank you, I try.” Evan winks.

“Eugh…” Was all that Thomas let out. He stood up all of the sudden, putting his hands behind his back and curling the table, probably trying to come off as intimidating. Evan rolled his eyes just as Thomas slammed his hands on the table, actually catching him off guard.

“What the f-”

“Listen up, Evan. I’m not one to be messed with.” Thomas spoke, putting on his most serious voice, making Evan bite his lip. “Wow, so you can be assertive? Hot.”

The officer’s eyes widened at that last part, a slight pinkness rising up onto his cheeks. Stuttering, Thomas tried to get back on track, “I-I, just…confess!”

Evan laughed at him, “How adorable, so cute when you're flustered, Thomas. Come on, if you remove these cuffs I can really make it worth your while.” He tugs at his restraints.

“I-no!” Thomas shakes his head, trying to compose himself. “That would be very uh, unprofessional…of me.”

Thomas sat back down across Evan, slowing his breaths. He was probably trying to calm himself from Evan’s stimulation.

“I promise I won’t tell. Plus, I’ve been told I’m very good at what I do.” Evan gestures a fist to his mouth, using his tongue to bulge his cheek.

Thomas’ breath hitches as he admires Evan’s face. “Uhm…”

Evan puts his hand back on the table. “If you really don’t want to, I understand, but you’re missing out of some mind blowing hea-”

“Okay.”

Evan pauses. “Holy shit that worked?” He questioned as Thomas got up and released his cuffs.

“Thank-”

Evan got cut off as Thomas bent him over the table, placing the restraints back onto him, this time making it so his hands were trapped behind his back. Thomas grabbed a clump of his hair and pulled Evan back up to him. “I still don’t fully trust you, plus this makes you look hotter. Thought I’d kill two birds with one stone.”

Evan bit his lip, looks like he wasn’t as innocent as he first thought. The blonde turned around, sitting on the table. “Who’s in charge then?” He wraps his legs around the officer before him, bringing their lips close together. “Me or you?”

“You take charge, I’m more than fine being the submissive one.” Thomas closed the distance their lips had, feeling Evan immediately stick his tongue in his mouth, feeling around and wrestling with his own. He pressed Evan down, making his back meet the cold metal on the table. When they finally pulled apart, Thomas rubbed their clothed erections together. “What do you want me to do? You’re the boss, Evan.” He whispered in his ear.

“Get on the table…on your back” He said, panting. “Then undress.”

Thomas nods, proceeding with the instruction he was given. As he did so, Evan tried and failed to kick his pants off.

“Need help?” Thomas asked, making Evan turn his head. His eyes widened slightly, when he saw Thomas’ naked body. The rookie officer had a lot going for him, a beautiful kinda hairy chest and a slightly toned abdomen. Evan followed his happy trail right down to his dick. He was well endowed, more than Evan thought he’d be anyway.

“Well?” Thomas smirked.

“Oh, uh, yeah.” The blonde man finally answered. Thomas gently tugged off Evan’s cargo pants followed by his underwear, his erection springing to life.

“On your back.” Evan commanded. Thomas did as he was told and Evan proceeded to get between his legs, propping himself up as best as he could with his hands being restrained. Licking up Thomas’ shaft Evan watched as the black haired male arched his back, draping his arm over his forehead. “Fuuuck.”

Evan made sure to keep eye contact as he moved his mouth up and down Thomas’ cock, enjoying the look of bliss that was plastered all over the officer’s handsome face.

He popped off briefly, “Enjoying-” He got shoved back down. “Shut up.”

“As you wish.” Evan tried getting out, but sounded more like ‘Ah oo wiss’ thanks to Thomas’ dick. He sped his movements, causing Thomas to bite his lip, after all they were still in a police office. Come to think of it, had they even locked the door? Eh, it didn't matter. Evan wasn’t planning on this taking long anyway. Evan eventually pulled off of Thomas, making the man under him whimper at the loss of warmth.

“Quit your whining, Thomas. You won’t be cold for long.” Evan spat. He scooted his way over Thomas’ lap, almost falling over until Thomas placed a hand on his still clothed chest, pushing him back to regain his balance. Evan let out a half assed thanks, all the while Thomas was giggling up at him for almost eating shit.

“Real funny, asshole.” Evan rolled his eyes. “Speaking of, put yours around my cock, Evan.” Evan choked on his saliva at that. “Jesus, you know your way around dirty talk don’t you?”

“Ye-AUUGH!” Thomas cried out as Evan slammed down onto him, covering his mouth immediately after. It was now Evan’s turn to giggle at the other, watching him squirm as he rocked his hips, the man under him trying to conceal his moans from the ears outside.

“My fucking god, you’re going to get me fired.” Thomas scowled, glaring up at the blonde who was currently giving him the best sex of his life, not that he would tell him that. Evan scoffed, “You agreed to this, officer. It’s really your fault if we get caught, Burks.” Thomas thrust his hips up after Evan finished his sentence, hitting Evan in the perfect place. “Yeah, who’s the loud one now?” Thomas teased, watching as Evan bit his lip as to not continue screaming out in pleasure.

“God, I’m gonna burst, so fucking close.” Evan managed out without yelping. Thomas took this as an opportunity and clasped his hand around Evan’s neglected dick, wasting no time speeding up his hand, egging him on. Evan struggled to contain himself as he got closer and closer to his climax, feeling Thomas throb in him, a sign the officer was getting close to cumming as well.

Wanting Thomas to cum first, Evan used the strength he had left to use his knees to pull himself off and back onto Thomas’ member.

The muffled whimpers escaping Thomas’ lips eventually turned into a guttural groan as Thomas came, just before Evan had quickly pulled off and watched the semen leak from the officer’s tip. Smiling down at the, now asleep, man Evan knew this was his shot. After taking half an hour rummaging through Thomas’ clothes he finally managed to get hold of some keys…another thirty minutes passed as the blonde desperately tried each key, the penultimate one being the one that would release his hands.

“Phew, fucking finally.” He said to himself, rubbing his aching wrists. Evan quickly scampered around the room, collecting all of his belongings that slipped from his pants when they had been thrown to the side, pausing briefly when Thomas stopped snoring before returning to pulling his pants back on as the snores continued. Once he was all set, he was planning on just leaving the room, but decided to pull just one last stunt. 

Of course, he’d probably regret giving his phone number to an officer of the law, but the sex they shared wasn’t all that bad. Evan always kept a notepad and pen in his pockets as he liked leaving notes when he stole from places. He used those in order to scribble his phone number down and placed the note in Officer Burke’s hand. Trying to use his hands to make the sleeping man’s hand grip the paper. Eventually he just tossed the note onto the table and made his way out the station doors.

This town needed some better fucking security, that's for sure.

Notes:

Sorry it took a literal month for another part, guys. I now have to balance a job on top of attending high school 🥀 Hopefully with the upcoming days I get off of school I can try to pump something out quick