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007n7 swears he's going to pass out at the wheel.
He's been driving for hours after deciding to finally get out of the house and go on vacation for the summer. C00lkidd is in the passenger's seat on his phone, doing whatever 14-year-olds do on cellular devices, chuckling at the occasional text from his friends.
007n7 is exhausted. He's running low on gas, he really needs to piss, and he's hungry. He's glad C00lkidd can't hear the angry growling of his stomach over whatever edgy tunes are screaming into his ears from his headphones.
The last 20 miles have been nothing but grass and cows. His gas tank is getting dangerously empty, and 007n7 thinks he might kill himself if his car breaks down right here in the middle of nowhere. Thankfully, he sees an exit.
One right turn and 2 miles later, he's parked in what he swears must be the biggest gas station he's ever seen. When does a gas station ever need to be this big? It's so abnormally large that C00lkidd looks up from his phone for the first time in 2 hours, a look of slight bewilderment on his face.
007n7 only recovers from his shock when his stomach and bladder pang again. Hurriedly, he turns to C00lkidd. "If you need to use the bathroom you'd better go now, kid."
C00lkidd responds with a disinterested hum.
"Keep an eye on the car," 007n7 asks, and then he rushes inside.
"This has got to be the most expensive gas station in the world."
It takes him 5 minutes to figure out where the bathroom is, but another 5 passes and he feels 10 pounds lighter. He has one more problem to solve, and that's his absolutely crippling hunger.
Thankfully, there's enough food in this gas station to fill his fridge 16 times, so he walks to a nearby counter and inspects the sandwiches.
A sandwich with particularly colorful wrapping catches his eye rather quickly. He picks it up and reads the label.
...This seems like a lot.
Turkey, ham, bacon, cheese, mayo, and whatever other sauce that's on it is staining the red and white wrapper. "This is gonna make my stomach hurt."
He buys it anyway, alongside a pulled pork sandwich for C00lkidd, who he hopes isn't burning up in the car. If he doesn't like it... Whatever. He didn't come inside—beggars can't be choosers.
He makes it back to the car and starts to fill the car with gas, which is... surprisingly inexpensive!
While he waits for the car to fill with gas, he unwraps his sandwich and salivates like a feral hound at the sight.
This looks amazing.
He almost feels bad for wanting to eat it. It looks too good to be true.
007n7 takes a bite, and...
"Oh my god," he mumbles between bites. He almost sheds a tear.
"This is the best thing I've ever tasted."
C00lkidd is looking at 007n7 like he's crazy through the window.
He feels like he can drive for another hundred miles, now. No need for a nap, he can go forever.
Thank whatever admins are at Roblox HQ for oversized gas stations.