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Ilya Rozanov breaks his silence on the Scott Hunter Kiss

Chapter 2: The Internet Reacts

Notes:

All the cool kids are making twitter fics and chapters so I decided to try it too.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

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Mrs Rozanov
@Raiders8169

Roz interview has just dropped! We are so back!

8:14 AM · Aug 21, 2017


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Go Raiders
@jackhockey12

The reporters got him the literal second he stepped onto Boston lol

8:27 AM · Aug 21, 2017


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Alice @pucksandjaws · Aug 21
Replying to @jackhockey12

Real. Like let the man take a shower first at least!

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Oh Captain My Captain @Rozysbiceps · Aug 21
Replying to @jackhockey12

And how unfair it is that he looks that hot after an international flight?

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WeAreTheChampions
@AdmiralsAlways3

Oh fuck you Rozanov! We’ll get back to back Cups. Mark my words.

8:33 AM · Aug 21, 2017


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Go Raiders @jackhockey12 · Aug 21
Replying to @AdmiralsAlways3

Keep dreaming

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LiliesAreBetterThanRoses @Lily1410 · Aug 21
Replying to @AdmiralsAlways3

No, you won’t

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Good for Scott Hunter @footballsupremacy · Aug 21
Replying to @AdmiralsAlways3

Exactly! If the fucking metros can, why can’t we?

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LiliesAreBetterThanRoses @Lily1410 · Aug 21
Replying to @footballsupremacy

Because Hunter is no Hollander

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Tinfoil Puck
@Alwayswronglalala

I checked the flights and there doesn’t seem to be one from Moscow at the time this interview was filmed. 👀👀👀.

8:48 AM · Aug 21, 2017


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Pucks in the Net @AllHockey2453 · Aug 21
Replying to @Alwayswronglalala

Some people have way too much free time

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Go Raiders @jackhockey12 · Aug 21
Replying to @Alwayswronglalala

Have you heard of connection flights?

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Raid Me Tonight @RaRaRozanoo0ov · Aug 21
Replying to @Alwayswronglalala

Maybe he took a vacation somewhere else? There were rumors he was clubbing in Berlin.

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Alice
@pucksandjaws

Okay but can we talk about those arms? Let’s all be thankful that that man is allergic to sleeves.

8:51 AM · Aug 21, 2017


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JustJane @Jane1221 · Aug 21
Replying to @pucksandjaws

Here’s hoping for another shirtless interview now that the season is back.

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Mrs Rozanov @Raiders8169 · Aug 21
Replying to @Jane1221

Preach

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Raid Me tonight
@RaRaRozanoo0ov

Roz really said ‘I can accept the gays but I draw the line at playing with dinosaurs’.

8:57 AM · Aug 21, 2017


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Good for Scott Hunter
@footballsupremacy

Watching straight players tying themselves into knots to avoid saying they support Scott is so maddening. Like Rozanov knows it’s not illegal to not be a homophobe, right?

9:07 AM · Aug 21, 2017


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Oh Captain My Captain @Rozysbiceps · Aug 21
Replying to @footballsupremacy

Girl

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Alice @pucksandjaws · Aug 21
Replying to @footballsupremacy

Tell me this is a joke

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Banana Smoothie @Admiralgirlie96 · Aug 21
Replying to @footballsupremacy

Finally someone says it! People acting like Rozanov’s an ally after this video when the guy couldn’t even say the word gay outloud.

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Go Raiders @jackhockey12 · Aug 21
Replying to @Admiralgirlie96

He’s Russian, fam.

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Banana Smoothie @Admiralgirlie96 · Aug 21
Replying to @jackhockey12·

So?

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Go Raiders @jackhockey12 · Aug 21
Replying to @Admiralgirlie96

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_anti-LGBTQ_law

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Banana Smoothie @Admiralgirlie96 · Aug 21
Replying to @jackhockey12·

Oh.

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Fuck Rozanov
@BradM3tros

Anyone else disappointed he didn’t have the balls to tell the truth about his thoughts on Scott the Fag and his little boyfriend?

9:19 AM · Aug 21, 2017


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Go Raiders @jackhockey12 · Aug 21
Replying to @BradM3tros

No

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Raid Me tonight @RaRaRozanoo0ov · Aug 21
Replying to @BradM3tros

Don’t lump Roz with the likes of you.

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Pucks in the Net @AllHockey2453 · Aug 21
Replying to @BradM3tros

What do you expect? Roz may be the GOAT but he’s also a Hockey player. He wasn’t going to jeopardize his millions to tell us what we already know.

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Oh Captain My Captain
@Rozysbiceps

Not to thirst on main but that back! Those arms!! Those curls!!! The mole!!!!

9:24 AM · Aug 21, 2017


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Metros Dynasty
@metrofan1975

Finally someone mentioning the age gap thing. Like I’m all for the gays but when Scott was 18 his boytfriend was only 11 🤮

9:27 AM · Aug 21, 2017


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WeAreTheChampions @AdmiralsAlways3 · Aug 21
Replying to @metrofan1975

Dude, they met when Kip was 25, calm down.

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LiliesAreBetterThanRoses @Lily1410 · Aug 21
Replying to @metrofan1975

Was a joke, just like your opinions.

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Sarah
@futurejournalist87

I guess it’s time to switch majors then.

9:33 AM · Aug 21, 2017


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Max @stuuffabooutliife · Aug 21
Replying to @futurejournalist87

Told u 2nd year was brutal

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Sarah @futurejournalist87 · Aug 21
Replying to @stuuffabooutliife

2nd year is fine but Roz just declared that he does not sleep with reporters.

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Max @stuuffabooutliife · Aug 21
Replying to @futurejournalist87

Sports reporters or reporters in general?? I need to know before I turn in my thesis tomorrow.

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Sailing to the Cup
@Admiral21Hunter

Rozanov acting like he’s so much better than Scott, like his shitty team didn’t lose to the Admirals.

9:37 AM · Aug 21, 2017


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JustJane @Jane1221 · Aug 21
Replying to @Admiral21Hunter

Rozanov is a better player than Hunter, that’s just a fact.

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Sailing to the Cup @Admiral21Hunter · Aug 21
Replying to @Jane1221

Then why didn’t he get the Cup?

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JustJane @Jane1221 · Aug 21
Replying to @Admiral21Hunter

He did, in 2014 (three years before Hunter, or six if you count since their debuts)

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Sailing to the Cup @Admiral21Hunter · Aug 21
Replying to @Jane1221

He lost this year, you know why? Because Scott is better.

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JustJane @Jane1221 · Aug 21
Replying to @Admiral21Hunter

No, he lost because the Admirals have a better goalie and the Raiders had several injuries on the bench, including Rozanov.

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Alice
@pucksandjaws

What I wouldn’t do for Roz to make a move on me at the showers…

9:39 AM · Aug 21, 2017


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Mrs Rozanov @Raiders8169 · Aug 21
Replying to @pucksandjaws

The way he said it, he definitely has.

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Oh Captain My Captain @Rozysbiceps · Aug 21
Replying to @Raiders8169

You think it was in the Olympics? Do female and male athletes share locker rooms in Europe?

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Pucks in the Net @AllHockey2453 · Aug 21
Replying to @Rozysbiceps

Like Roz would have any trouble getting invited to women’s locker rooms.

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Metros Dynasty @metrofan1975 · Aug 21
Replying to @Rozysbiceps

He’s obviously talking about a private bathroom? Not even Rozanov is picking chicks up in locker rooms.

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HollanovForever @8124Truther · Aug 21
Replying to @metrofan1975

Who said anything about chicks?

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ShaydenTruther @Andtheywere(hockey)roommates · Aug 21
Replying to @8124Truther

🙄🙄🙄

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JustJane
@Jane1221

@Admiral21Hunter here’s a thread because you are just wrong. Reasons why Rozanov is better than Hunter 1/97

9:41 AM · Aug 21, 2017


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Banana Smoothie @Admiralgirlie96 · Aug 21
Replying to @Jane1221

1/97??? Girl, please, just say you want to suck his dick.

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JustJane @Jane1221 · Aug 21
Replying to @Admiralgirlie96

That’s unrelated. This thread is purely based on their stats.

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LiliesAreBetterThanRoses @Lily1410 · Aug 21
Replying to @Jane1221

one tweet for each year Hunter’s been playing, I like it. Do Hollander next.

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JustJane @Jane1221 · Aug 21
Replying to @Lily1410

No.

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Max
@stuuffabooutliife

Imagine being rejected by The Ilya Rozanov live XD

9:42 AM · Aug 21, 2017


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Sarah @futurejournalist87 · Aug 21
Replying to @jackhockey12

RIP that blading reporter

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Mrs Rozanov
@Raiders8169

I don’t know about you but all I’m taking from this interview is that Rozy likes freckles and is a boobs man.

9:49 AM · Aug 21, 2017


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Sarah @futurejournalist87 · Aug 21
Replying to @Raiders8169

Important information to have if you go clubbing in Boston.

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Raid Me tonight @RaRaRozanoo0ov · Aug 21
Replying to @futurejournalist87

Or any place where the Raiders have games this season 😏

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MontrealLife @cecilenotart · Aug 21
Replying to @RaRaRozanoo0ov

Good point, I’m in Montreal, Roz hit me up if you want to have some fun.

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JustJane @Jane1221 · Aug 21
Replying to @cecilenotart

He already has someone in Montreal.

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LiliesAreBetterThanRoses @Lily1410 · Aug 21
Replying to @Jane1221

I heard Montreal Girl makes him blush.

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JustJane @Jane1221 · Aug 21
Replying to @Lily1410

Yeah?

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LiliesAreBetterThanRoses @Lily1410 · Aug 21
Replying to @Jane1221

No, Russians do not blush.

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HollanovForever
@8124Truther

You know who has freckles?

9:50 AM · Aug 21, 2017


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Metros Dynasty @metrofan1975 · Aug 21
Replying to @8124Truther

Like half the people I know, this is not a fucking clue.

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ShaydenTruther @Andtheywere(hockey)roommates · Aug 21
Replying to @8124Truther

You are so delusional.

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HollanovForever @8124Truther · Aug 21
Replying to @Andtheywere(hockey)roommates

I’m not taking this from a fucking shayden shipper.

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HollanovForever
@8124Truther

Just saying Roz didn’t say he wouldn’t hook up with a man.

9:52 AM · Aug 21, 2017


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Pucks in the Net @AllHockey2453 · Aug 21
Replying to @8124Truther

He literally said he likes boobs?

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Metros Dynasty @metrofan1975 · Aug 21
Replying to @8124Truther

Not every player has to be gay, you know?

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Alice @pucksandjaws · Aug 21
Replying to @8124Truther

He’s Russian! Stop inventing rumors that could get him into trouble!

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Notes:

I 100% believe that if Shane had a burner account (which is 50/50 depending of if he even knows what twitter is), he'd get into arguments with his own fans (and other player fans) about Ilya being an incredible player and would source it with stats. Ilya's account would be, like all the fandom agrees, 50% thirsting about Shane 50% messing with Scott and Hayden.

Anyway, I hope you enjoyed it. Full disclouser I do not use (nor have I ever used) twitter though I hope I managed to get the tone/details right.

Notes:

This fic is inspired by another one but I cannot find it so if you've read about Ilya trolling reporters that ask him homophobic questions about Scott, please leave me the link in the comments so I can go see if it's the one I read too. EDIT: You found it! Thank you so much!!!

Anyway, I hope you liked it and thank you for reading!