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2016: the year of the crashout

Under Dark 1:

@roselandrysucks18
0.5 stars
very bad. she has no talent. 

ESPN: Why is Ilya Rozanov having the worst season of his career, and how can Boston GM Marcus Barns limit the damage?

SportsDaily: Boston Bears scrape a win in Vancouver 1-0, with a goal from Connor Connors and an assist from Victor St-Simon...

HockeyNews: Rozanov looking furious in the 'Sin Bin' for thirty minutes of the Montreal Vs Boston game; Coach LeClaire seen shouting at star player after the Bears lost 2-0...

Bears No Cap

Marly
Warning to all

Marly
Roz in a mood

Marly
No fucks ups today please

@rozfanhockey811
The dude is a legend but Roz is kind of a mess this season? Any theories on why?

@bostnbrsfn
Responding to @rozfanhockey811
Right? His play is getting sloppy AF

@danielcooke96
Responding to @rozfanhockey811
How is he a mess? Bro still has 35 points this szn

@rozfanhockey811
Responding to @danielcooke96
BROOO this is ROZ he should be in the 50s alrdy

@hollanovtruther2481
Responding to @rozfanhockey811
i can think of a reason... #hollandry

@puckmepikey35
Responding to @hollanovtruther2481
Have a day off PLZ

Bears No Cap

St-Simon
Merde this fucking man

St-Simon
Roz just told me off for smiling

St-Simon
SMILING

St-Simon
Apparently 'is distracting'

St-Simon
And we 'have no reason for smiling because we are dogshit'

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@roselandrysucks81

Under Dark 1
0.5 stars
Is a shame she has no talent

X-Squad 1
0.5 stars
Worst ten hours of life

X-Squad 2
0.5 stars
Why is rose landry still acting

X-Squad 3
0.5 stars
Director please fire landry she is terrible actress

@bostongirly81
OMG that pass was embarrassing... ROZ WAKE UP #BostonVsToronto

@jackjackskart
Coach pull him OUT #BostonVsToronto

@mrsrozanov81x
Okay guys I know he's not doing his best this season but can we appreciate Roz's angry face... YUMMY😍😍😍 #BostonVsToronto

@hockeyfails
New Video: Hayden Pike Hockey Fail Compilation: See Link Below. 

@therealilyarozanov81 ✔️ liked this tweet.  

Bears no cap

Connors x2
Someone come help

Connors x2
Social media girl is tryna get Roz to do the mannequin challenge 

Connors x2
She showed him a clip of the X-Squad cast doing it to explain and he lost his mind

Connors x2
He looks like he's gonna murder someone SEND HELP

Google search history: Ilya Rozanov Personal Laptop

01:45
rose landry bad photos

01:57
rose landry bad actress

02:30
i hate rose landry

02:56
rose landry hate reddit

03:42
rose landry hate twitter

@therealilyarozanov ✔️ retweeted:

@songlyricsdaily ✔️
Drake's new song: what a tune!

@rozzynmarly8122
Anyone else see Ilya Rozanov's latest tweet... is my king going thru a break up RN??? SAY IT AIN'T SO

@kitkatkatiee
Responding to @rozzynmarly8122
Okay but WHO in their right minds would dump Ilya MF Rozanov

@charlottecostaaa
@therealilyarozanov81 FORGET THE BITCH YOU CAN HAVE ME INSTEAD

@rosieposiex
Responding to @charlottecostaaa
I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE

@marrymerozy81
Responding to @charlottecostaaa
bitch get in line!!!

Liz Keating (Boston PR)
Hi Ilya, just checking in! I saw your latest retweet on Twitter, do we need to schedule a meeting about anything? Call me.

Bears No Cap

Carmy
@Marly Plz do something bro

Connors x2
@Marly It's intervention time I'm not even joking

St-Simon
I do not want to be involved but I agree.

Carmy
K but does any1 know why Roz is so pissy

Connors x2
Fuck knows

Hammersmith
Man hasn't gotten laid in months maybe that's it

Dubek
Bro what

Sebbin
Roz hasn't gotten laid in MONTHS?

Sebbin
Roz????

Connors x2
LOL has this ever happened before?

Carmy
K no wonder he is bein such a bitch LOL

Carmy
His balls must b blue as fuck

Feller
I actually saw people on twitter think he's broken up over some girl

Carmy
Imagine cap all torn up over some bitch theres no way

Kane
Lowkey they might be right

Kane
Didn't he RT some corny ass music lyrics the other day LMAO

Connors x2
Wait is this about Svetlana???

Varkov
No, she was at his house last month.

Connors x2
Wait!!

Connors x2
What about that girl @Marly always brings up????

Connors x2
@Marly Montreal girl?

Marly
Montreal Jane

Marly
Okay that would actually make sense

Marly
We played in Montreal last month and he didn't leave the hotel room

Connors x2
😟😟

@emmatalksfilms03
sorry but whenever i see rose landry is in a film it's an immediate no from me... that girl could be out-acted by a cardboard box

@therealilyarozanov81 ✔️ liked this tweet. 

@emmatalksfilms03
erm🧐🧐🧐🧐what was that...

@callmemissausten
there is no way rozanov is liking shady tweets about rose landry 

@fuckthechicagoblackhawks
Responding to @callmemissausten
surely he got hacked right???

@ilovepickles123
this rivalry is so entertaining because hollander doesn't interact with it at all and roz is out here liking hate tweets about hollander's new gf😂😂

@fourtrisotp
ILYA ROZANOV WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOU

@ilyarozanovslawyer
okay but that tweet was lowkey funny tho

@inthecrease91
Rozanov needs to spend less time being a clown and more time on the ice practicing 

@torontofandallaskent
i wld have predicted roz tryna steal rose landry before he started liking hate tweets about her💀

@gobearsgoboston
Responding to @torontofandallaskent
honestly this is just another way hollander out-classes rozanov

@justaguyinboston
Responding to @gobearsgoboston
legit this is pretty embarrassing from him

@shaneincalvins
Responding to @gobearsgoboston
he needs to get a life

@shaydenmydarlingsx
Responding to @shaneincalvins
jealousy is a disease and rozanov is terminally ill!!!!

@shaneincalvins
Responding to @hollzyisking24
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

@hollanovtruther3524
Responding to @shaydenmydarlingsx
ilya is definitely jealous of rose, so ur actually right!! wow. first time for everything ig

@shaydenmydarlingsx
Responding to @hollanovtruther3524
kys

@hollanovtruther3524
Responding to @shaydenmydarlingsx
woah what the fuck

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Liz Keating (Boston PR)
Call me ASAP.

@landryarmyofone
I don't watch hockey or know anyone in it except my queen's new man, but WHO is Ilya Rozanov and WHY is he liking tweets as if he knows anything about art or acting

@rosemyqueennnn
Responding to @landryarmyofone
literally all he does it hit a ball into a net and skate, its not that hard 

@rrrrroseeeeee
hockey player is misogynistic???? OMG i'm truly so shocked??? who knew about this???

@lesbianforroselandry
the rosies need to come together to cancel this asshole #IlyaRozanovIsCancelledParty

@daniellamarks
Responding to @lesbianforroselandry
can we talk about how petty it is to like a hate comment about ur coworker's gf???? #IlyaRozanovIsCancelledParty

@joeltalkssport10
Responding to @lesbianforroselandry
rozanov needs to get some shame STAT #IlyaRozanovIsCancelledParty

@xsquadforlandry
Responding to @lesbianforroselandry
is anyone here an etsy witch??????? please curse this bitch #IlyaRozanovIsCancelledParty

@rozanovontoppppp
GUYS ROZ HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT!!!!! the rose landry stans are trying to hex him but i stand by my cancelled king IDC!!!!!

@hollanovtruther2481
Oh I wonder what made Ilya hate Rose Landry so much.... Hmm... It is truly a mystery for the ages... Y'ALL R WALKING AROUND WITH BLINDERS ON

@hollanovtruther2481
Why does no one listen to me :(

Bears no cap

Carmy
Has anyone else been on twitter today...

Connors x2
😬😬😬

Dubek
Bro playin w fire getting salty bout rose landry

Feller
Yh twitter stans going crazy bro

Kane
HAHA

Kane
Honestly tho imagine u get dumped

Kane
First time ever

Kane
And ur enemy is bangin ROSE FUCKING LANDRY

Kane
I wld b losing my mind too

Sebbin
Honestly valid LOL

Sebbin
Also cuz we all know Hollander has zero game

Dubek
How did he do it srsly

Dubek
Bro a magician or sumthin

Marly
What is going on???

Marly
Why is GM calling me asking why Roz won't pick up the phone??

Marly
Great now PR is calling me🙄

Marly
Someone explain NOW???

You have (8) missed calls from Liz Keating (Boston PR).

2017: the year of ottawa 

ESPN: Hockey trade experts say they're 'baffled' by Rozanov's move to Ottawa, which has been labelled one of the most bizarre trades in hockey history...

Liz Keating (Boston PR)
Hello Ilya, just letting you know that the official Boston Bears twitter account will be posting soon to announce the trade. We're going to do as much damage control as possible behind the scenes, and will monitor the situation online. Don't worry, let us handle things. 

@BostonBearsOfficial ✔️
We are sad to announce that the 2017-2018 season will be our Captain, Ilya Rozanov's, final season with the Boston Bears. We have loved our Captain for many years now, but we wish him luck with his new team, the Ottawa Centaurs in the 2018-2019 season. 

@bostonfan1911
SURELY NOT

@ilyarozanovdefender
there is literally no way?? ottawa???

@rozfanfirsthumansecond
Petition to fire Marcus Barns!! What kind of GM trades Rozanov???

@gochicagoblackhawks
This is so bad for the Bears. Jesus. 

@hockeyanalysishere1
Surely this isn't true, why would Bstn let their best player just walk away? They have the cap space to increase his salary if they needed!

@partygirlbstn
the clubs of boston will mourn this news for decades to come

@bostonsportsfollower
WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

@bostonpuckbunnie
please god no i haven't had my turn in roz's bed yet

@rozneverloses81
this better be a prank

@bearsforstanley2017
Responding to @rozneverloses81
i'm tryna convince myself this is a really early april fools

@alphamale1967
This is fake news!! Probably a hacker. Going to wait for ESPN to confirm. 

@lillielovescats
bstn club owners everywhere just felt a shiver down their spines

@markowens78
This is such shit news, Bears are nothing without Roz

@hockeygirllizzie
okay i'm seriously considering bringing a bag of tomatoes to the next boston game... lets bring back medieval shaming!!!!

@ottawacensnews
Ilya Rozanov is the Ottawa Centaurs new Centre! Who’s celebrating today?🍾

@censfanfmylife
IS THIS A PRANK OR IS THIS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

@wyattcatchme
guys is it too early to stay stanley😌

@moodyboody
this news changed lives

SportsNewsDaily: Insider information says Roz never even considered Boston's offer of 45 Million....

ESPN: Hockey trade experts say they're 'baffled' by Rozanov's move to Ottawa, which has been labelled one of the most bizarre moves in hockey history...

YouHeardItHereFirst: Ilya Rozanov chose to move to Ottawa, ignoring offers from Boston, San Francisco, Toronto, Vancouver, New York and more...

@rozneverloses81
okay what the fuck this is even more shocking than the ottawa news

@bostonfanfuckyeah1996
THIS HAS TO BE A FUCKING JOKE... @therealilyarozanov81 OTTAWA????????

@marlyandrozgoats111
@therealilyarozanov81 Ur a fuckin traitor!!!!!!

@rosyrozy81
right but does anyone actually know WHY he rejected so many great teams for a bottom of the league shit stain team in the middle of butt fuck nowhere

@unfortunatelyacensfan
Responding to @rosyrozy81
leave ottawa out of this😔

@vincentlamarieontop
Responding to @rosyrozy81
 my theory is he ran thru all the girls in bstn and needs a new city

@unfortunatelyacensfan
Responding to @vincentlamarieontop
ok i’ve been defending ottawa all day against people but i can admit that ottawa is not the city for roz to have a roster in lmao

@gosanfran
Responding to @rosyrozy81
ok my theory is he got caught with a teammates girl and now the locker vibes all weird

@pepperthecat
Responding to @rosyrozy81
maybe he’s in trouble w the irs

@ilyarozanovslawyer
Responding to @pepperthecat
what???? elaborate please???

@pepperthecat
Responding to @ilyarozanovslawyer
idk he seems like the type

@ilyarozanovslawyer
Responding to @pepperthecat
ok i’m gonna log off twitter for the day now

@michealsmith46
Responding to @rosyrozy81
idk he’s russian so maybe its mafia shit like the bravka need him in canada 

@ilyarozanovslawyer
Responding to @michealsmith46
okay im gonna need everyone to log off twitter actually

@hollanovtruther2481
you know who's from ottawa? #HOLLANOV

@pucktalkkk
Responding to @hollanovtruther2481
i've seen some batshit theories on the ottawa move but this one takes the cake lmao

@shaydenmydarlingsx
Responding to @hollanovtruther2481
me when i put 2 + 2 and get 65

@hollanovtruther2481
Responding to @shaydenmydarlingsx
log off and never log back in again😘

Liz Keating (Boston PR)
Well, I think that went as well as could be expected. 

2018: the year of the pig

Hello!USA: Ilya Rozanov CANCELLED for misogynistic, abusive SEXTS to girl, photographed by anonymous fan, click to see full story…

Hello!USA: Ilya Rozanov CANCELLED for misogynistic, abusive SEXTS to girl, photographed by anonymous fan.

Click here…

Me
after i beat you tomorrow i am ready for my reward✊🍆☝️🍑👅💦😚

Me
bet you are desperate for it

Me
 3 days is too long

Jane
Those emojis are disgusting. 

Jane
I am not!

Me
shut up u love it

Jane
Fuck off.

Jane
Don’t tell me to shut up, asshole. 

Me
is ok i shut u up tomorrow with 🍆😏

Me
make u choke on it

@puckpuckpuck111
AFTER I BEAT YOU???? MAKE U CHOKE ON IT?????? what a disgusting man #IlyaRozanovIsOverParty

@kitkatkatie
IDK who this rozanov guy is but someone save jane rn she's in the situationship trenches

@nothoughtsjusthocky
Responding to @kitkatkatie
He’s a hockey player!😔

@hollanovfan2481
sorry but u guys r so gullible… 0 fucking way this is true

@shilyamyloves
Responding to @hollanovfan2481
literally?? twitter is a hellscape

@amelialazda
sorry but why is anyone surprised?? he’s a russian hockey player

@gometsgo71
Responding to @amelialazda
LITERALLY LIKE, FORK FOUND IN KITCHEN

@rozisking118
Responding to @amelialazda and @shanehollz24
so roz is inherently abusive or sexist because he’s russian???? ppl be so woke they circle right back to bigotry it’s fucking crazy🤦🏾🤦🏾

@emilystarkkk
i just want to know who this girl is so i can tell her to STAND UP #savejane

@astrologyhoe2
Responding to @emilystarkkk
'bet you're desperate for it' OH I'D BE SICK #savejane

@roselndrykidnapme
Responding to @emilystarkkk and @astrologyhoe2
guys be so fucking FRRRRRRR. that girl is getting dicked down by ilya rozanov #donotsavejane

Liz Keating (Boston PR)
Call me now please. 

@shaydenmydarlingsx
THIS IS WHY SHAYDENS STAY WINNING... sorry hollanovs but ur man is literally an evidenced womanizer and abuser #savejane

@hollanovtruther2481
Responding to @shaydenmydarlingsx
can you not read??? the 'girls' name is 'jane'!! yk what rhymes with jane???? 

@shaydenmydarlingsx
Responding to @hollanovtruther2481
omg u need psychiatric help

@hollanovtruther2481
Responding to @shaydenmydarlingsx
coming from the girl who RT a thread on how the pike kids are dolls... go ahead and take ur own advice

@ishiphuntanov
Responding to @hollanovtruther @shaydenmydarlingsx
can u guys just block each other already OMG

Roz's bitches

Connors x2
GUYS @Roz IS GETTING CANCELLED ON TWITTER YET AGAIN

Connors x2
third times the charm IG

Carmy 
LOL

Carmy
this fuckin guy HAHA

Dubek
Bro I just read the texts

Dubek
Why r u always so horny @Roz

Feller
Icl I'm with Jane, those emojis man...

Kane
😂😂😂

Kane
This fuckin guy

Kane
Legend

Sebbin
Jesus Christ💀

Sebbin
Can we have one day of peace srsly??

Sebbin
Also who TF is this girl she texts like a grandma LOL

Connors x2
that's so true the guy is like down bad thirsting and she's literally like 'fuck off, full stop' HAHAHA

Kane
LOLL

Marly
Fuck, GM just texted me asking why Roz isn’t picking up his phone

Marly
@Roz PICK UP YOUR FUCKING PHONE BRO

Marly
Brilliant, now Marcus is pissed at ME?

Marly
Why am I always Roz’s designated babysitter🤨

Liz Keating (Boston PR)
Marcus is not happy. We need to organise a meeting ASAP.

Jane
You were sexting me in PUBLIC????

Jane
What the fuck is wrong with you.

Lily
oops

Jane
Ilya I swear to God.

Jane
I am so annoyed at you!

Lily
is bad this is making me horny?

Lily
send a pic

Lily
i want to see ur scary murder face

Lily
it turns me on

Jane has muted this conversation.

Lily
no wait please

Lily
shane baby come back

Lily
😔

Ilya
hello lizzie

Ilya
my gorgeous beautiful smart pr goddess lizzie😘

Ilya
how are you today

Liz Keating (Boston PR)
Seriously?

Liz Keating (Boston PR)
You are a lot of hard work young man. 

Ilya
😖

@therealilyarozanov ✔️
do not worry internet, my jane is happy where she is😜

also i did beat her at MLH 6 but is to be expected when i am on cover😉

[Screenshots attached.]

Photo 1

Me
after i beat you tomorrow i am ready for my reward✊🍆☝️🍑👅💦😚

Me
bet you are desperate for it

Me
 3 days is too long

Jane
Those emojis are disgusting. 

Jane
I am not!

Me
shut up u love it

Jane
Fuck off.

Jane
Don’t tell me to shut up, asshole. 

Me
is ok i shut u up tomorrow with 🍆😏

Me
make u choke on it

Photo 2

Jane
Stop, I’m with my mom right now. 

Me
😅

Me
 tell her hello from her new favourite child

Jane
I hate you.

Me
i do not think u do sweetheart

Me
i am excited to see you tomorrow

Jane
Whatever. 

Jane
Can’t wait to see you to, I love you❤️

Jane
You’re still an asshole though. 

Me
love you too sweetheart

Me
da but u love it

Jane hearted this message. 

Liz Keating (Boston PR)
Not the post we discussed, Rozanov!!

Liz Keating (Boston PR)
Stop ignoring my calls!!!!

Roz's bitches 

St-Simon
Cap's in love??????

St-Simon
Merde

Dubek
Roz answer the gc rn bro

Marly
I FUCKING KNEW IT

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ESPN: The 2017-2018 season ends with the San Francisco Sharks winning the Stanley Cup for the first time in thirteen years...

Liz Keating (Boston PR)
Good luck in Ottawa! For the sake of our team I'm very sorry to see you go, but on behalf of myself I'm quite glad you're someone else's problem now! :)

2019: the year of internet-breaking friendships

@therealilyarozanov81 ✔️ and @shanehollanderhockey24 ✔️ reposted:

@TheIrinaFoundationOfficial✔️
We are thrilled to announce the beginning of the Irina Foundation, a charity organisation to promote suicide prevention and which supports mental health organisations. The money will be raised by Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander's teaching hockey camp for children, which will now be open every summer on the off-season. 

Kate McDonald (Ottawa PR)
Hi Ilya, we've sent over a couple of options for your social media response to the launching of the Irina Foundation! Please have a look and let us know if you want any changes.

@TheIrinaFoundationOfficial✔️
We are thrilled to announce the beginning of the Irina Foundation, a charity organisation to promote suicide prevention and which supports mental health organisations. The money will be raised by Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander's teaching hockey camp for children, which will now be open every summer on the off-season. 

@therealilyarozanov81 ✔️ retweeted:
Very proud to begin this charity for suicide prevention in honour of my mother, Irina. покойся с миром, мама.

@shanehollanderhockey24 ✔️ retweeted:
So proud to begin this organisation with fellow player, Ilya Rozanov. 
Thank you to my mother, Yuna, for all her help in organising the charity, to CCM for sponsoring The Irina Foundation's first charity gala which will take place on the 15th June, and thank you to @therealilyarozanov81 for allowing us to dedicate this very important work to his mother, Irina Rozanova.
Please head to the website to give donations, if you feel you can.
Thank you,

Shane Hollander.

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@hollanovtruther2481
WILL YOU GUYS LISTEN TO ME NOW?????????

Marly
Proud of u & she wld be too🙌

Marly
If u need a coach I'm there👍

@shaydenmydarlingsx
GUYS WHAT IS HAPPENING

@shanehollanderabs
ok who forced shane into this hellfire of a pr stunt??? i just want to talk 

@shaydenmydarlingsx
I feel physically sick actually 

@ishiphuntanov
is this a fever dream?????

@thatsexydragonfromshrek
SHANE WHY HIM 

@shanehollandermarryme
Responding to @thatsexydragonfromshrek
the most unproblematic hottest guy in the league is now friends with messy bitch rozanov... i think the fuck NOT

@shanelickmepls
Responding to @shanehollandermarryme
HAHA messy bitch rozanov i'm crying

@katewatcheshockey
did anyone else even know they liked each other??

@montrealmetrogirly24
Responding to @katewatcheshockey
girl i didn't even know they could stand to be in the same room 

@shaydenmydarlingsx
this is such a PR stunt anyone could see it

@shaydenmydarlingsx
but it makes me wonder if this + the move to ottawa is r*zanov trying to clean up his image bc that makes me suspicious... what's he trying to cover up?? maybe drugs or doping scandal?? maybe another dallas kent situ? r*zanov has always been a scummy womanizer so wouldn't surprise me

@hollanovtruther2435
Responding to @shaydenmydarlingsx
omfg i hate you so much

@candlesbyscarlettx
this whole discourse is so disrespectful omg. people on twitter can't read apparently, or maybe just have no empathy, like it was clearly stated that this was in hour of ilya's mom who sadly committed suicide and y'all are using this to push ur agendas or calling it pr????? disgusting.

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@rozanovdefencesquad
Responding to @candlesbyscarlettx
Literally!! 

@rozysgirl81
Responding to @candlesbyscarlettx
Thank you for saying this omg! It's beyond disrespectful, this is why I avoid twitter for the most part. 

@johnbishop1999
Responding to @candlesbyscarlettx
This is true. I think this shows what goods guys they both are, putting aside their rivalry to raise money for mental health AND teach kids hockey in their free time.

@stillinamsterdam
Responding to @johnbishop1999
omg literally they are both KINGS

@allsportsallday
Responding to @johnbishop1999
other MLH players should take notes

@shaneymybaby
Responding to @allsportsallday
lol dallas kent could NEVA

@jjboizinthehouse
Responding to @johnbishop1999
this actually has given me a whole new respect for rozanov

@kittylouise6
Responding to @jjboizinthehouse
same!! i feel a bit guilty i fell for the whole russian womanizer = bad person bit everyone has been pushing since his rookie season

@liartolduthat
Responding to @kittylouise6
srsly... its 2019 and ppl rlly think that slut = bad person. so boring.

@marlywharly06
Responding to @johnbishop1999
Me too! I had no idea about his mom, how sad :(

@voyageursvictorious
Responding to @jjboizinthehouse
I agree. While I am a die-hard Voyageurs fan, Rozanov is a good player and clearly a good guy if he's friends with Hollander and using his money and fame to organise a charity for mental health and kids hockey teaching.

Harris Drover (Ottawa Social Media)
This is amazing, Ilya. Very exciting. As for social media, people seem a bit confused by the Shane Hollander aspect of it, but lots of people seem excited by the charity! Maybe don’t post anything else yet and we’ll see how it goes😁

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@shollandermvp
okay guys i'm scared to admit it but do the hollanovs have a point? this seems so random otherwise. like why is hollander the one rozanov chose to share the story of his mom about? how do you even get onto that topic w ur rival? also rozanov has lots of 

@shanecomescoreinthisp
Responding to @shollandermvp
so glad someone else said this omds. never thought i would say this but IS HOLLANOV REAL?????

@theshaydengospel
Responding to @shollandermvp
I FEEL LIKE A TRAITOR BUT I SEE IT NOW

@ishiphuntanov
Responding to @theshaydengospel
unfortunately me too

@hollanovtruther2481
Responding to @ishiphuntanov
VINDICATIONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

@shaydenmydarlingsx
Responding to @hollanovtruther2481 and @ishiphuntanov
so a pr charity now = relationship?? u people are sick. also realistically shane is the only person in the league with enough brand experience and money to set up something like this, not to mention that most other players dgaf about mental health or teaching kids hockey. idk why people are jumping to conclusions over this

@hollanovtruther2481
Responding to @shaydenmydarlingsx
okay but have u thought about it this way: YOU CAN SUCK MY DIC-

@ishiphuntanov
Responding to @shaydenmydarlingsx
alr imma take my own advice now actually

@shaydenmydarlingsx, you have been blocked by @ishiphuntanov.

@therealilyarozanov81✔️
da the news is true, shane hollander is my best friend now. sorry not sorry @haydenpikehockey

@haydenpikehockey✔️
Responding to @therealilyarozanov81✔️
Shane was literally my bestman but okay.

@therealilyarozanov81✔️
Responding to @haydenpikehockey✔️
that was before he realised i was option

@haydenpikehockey✔️
Responding to @therealilyarozanov81✔️
Ok keep telling yourself that bud.

@therealilyarozanov81✔️
Responding to @haydenpikehockey✔️
you spend too much time online for someone with 1 million children 

@therealilyarozanov81✔️
Responding to @haydenpikehockey✔️
is very sad for ur wife

@therealilyarozanov81✔️
Responding to @haydenpikehockey✔️
@jackiepike35 you deserve better

Marly
Bro WTF

Marly
Hollander is ur bestfriend now???

Marly
BRO

Harris Drover (Ottawa Social Media)
Did you not see my text or do you just enjoy making my job hard work???

Harris Drover (Ottawa Social Media)
You’re now booked in for mandatory PR training with Kate next week👍

2020: the year that no scandal = scandal

@hanabanana
where is roz???? its making me think he's up to something...

@rozgirlyforever 
where is roz i swear he's gone mia since joining ottawa... this is a drought and i am dying of thirst

@ilyarozanovfanaccount
Responding to @rozygirlyforever
i swear MIA is the word!! i have nothing to post cause his insta is dryer than the desert

@hanabanana
Responding to @rozgirlyforever
literally where is he???? its making me think he's up to something...

@mrsilyarozanova
Responding to @rozgirlyforever
RIGHT??

@benchpressmeilya
Responding to @rozgirlyforever
seriously i have not seen any pap pics of him ANYWHERE, he plays hockey and that's it now apparently???

@hollndrisking24
Respondng to @benchpressmeilya
sorry i don't buy it! he's got to be doing something sneaky. idk what, but all ik is that ilya rozanov was keeping the boston clubs in business only a year ago and now he's vanished off the face of the earth??? people were speculating last yr that he moved to ottawa and started the charity cause some bad press is coming on him and i think that makes the most sense

@comeauonechancepls
Responding to @hollndrisking24
Facts. Guy goes from serial womanizer and insane party guy to moving to ottawa + disappearing + doing a charity. this is serious pr shit at work 

Trending in Sports

#WhereIsRoz

6.8k tweets

@hollanovtruther2481
everyone talking about what's going on with ilya rozanov being no where to be seen... BITCHES THE ANSWER IS IN FRONT OF UR VERY EYES!! OPEN THEM!! #hollanov

2021: the year of the fanmail

SportsNews: BREAKING NEWS, Video Posted by Montreal Metros Player Hayden Pike on Fanmail Shows Historical Rivals Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander KISSING…

Farah (Agent)
Call me when you can please.

Farah (Agent)
We'll sort this, don't worry.

Farah (Agent)
If Shane is with you please tell him to call me also.

ESPN: Fanmail Video by Hayden Pike Reveals Secret Relationship Between Two MLH Players...

YouHeardItHereFirst: Shocking Fanmail Video of Hockey Players, Rozanov and Hollander, Kissing Rocks the Sports World...

CelebGossip: Rose Landry’s MLH Ex, Shane Hollander, Revealed to be Gay in Shocking Video…

SportsNews: BREAKING NEWS, Video Posted by Montreal Metros Player Hayden Pike on Fanmail Shows Historical Rivals Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander KISSING…

Kate McDonald (Ottawa PR)
Hi Ilya. I'm so sorry this has happened to you and Shane, I wish I was contacting you under better circumstances. People are so awful and have no respect for privacy! I'm here to help in any way that I can, me and Farah have been communicating about various plans and statements and we'll get something sent over by EOD. Best wishes to you and Shane. 

@hollanovtruther2481
I-

@hollanovtruther2481
I'm genuinely speechless. 

@hollanovtruther2481
i actually don't know what to do with myself i'm so serious 

@hollanovtruther2481
in all seriousness tho, i hate that this is how we found out. there’s nothing worse than being outed before ur ready, especially for two hockey players. not to mention ilya is from russia!!! i really love this account and this fandom but i feel so bad for them i think i might take a few days off tweeting about this, or at least until they make a statement themselves. idk it just feels disrespectful because of the circumstances of their outing. thanks everyone, bye for now! <3

Hayden
I’m seriously so so sorry 

Shane
I know Hayd. It’s fine, it was an accident.

Hayden
I know but I’m still sorry 

www.instagram.com

shanehollanderhockey24 ✔️ and therealilyarozanov81 ✔️:

We are aware that a video has been circulating that unintentionally showed us both in an intimate moment, we do not blame Hayden Pike in any way for what was an unfortunate mistake. 

Although having the decision to disclose our relationship made for us isn't ideal, we would like to announce, officially, that we are in a committed, romantic relationship for several years. We wish we could have told you in our own way, but we don't hold this unfortunate accident against Hayden. 

We know that our relationship will be difficult for a lot of people to accept and understand. We have never let our personal relationship interfere with our competitiveness on the ice, and we believe our career achievements show that very clearly. We've always kept personal and professional seperate, and we hope that our teams, our fans, and the league can do the same. 

Thank you,
Shane and Ilya.  

@shanespuckingbtch
WHAT???????????????????????????????????????????

@shaneholender
I LITERALLY HAVEN'T BLINKED IN TWO HOURS

@legendaryrozanov81
okay but did anyone notice the 'several years' bit???? how long is several years????????

@jackyboy8
This completely puts their entire careers in doubt now holy fuck

@tannerwatcheshockey
Responding to @jackyboy8
yh this is like next level tampering 

@pikanovisreal
THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY

@shayshayshayden
sorry i dont believe it

@ishiphuntanov
we're definitely living in the weirdest timeline but i'm here for it ig

@ripbobbynash811
WAIT THOSE HOCKEY GAYS ARE ACTUALLY GAY???? GOD DO BUDDIE NEXT PLS

@gayasfook
what the fuck is happening on hockey twitter and why am i getting involved in this i fucking hate sports

@marlywharly
I THOUGHT THEY HATED EACH OTHER

@fortunatelyacensfan
wait is this why roz moved to ottawa??? THANK YOU SHANE HOLLANDER, A TRUE HOMETOWN HERO

@xspanishbaddie
I wonder who knew about this other than Hayden Pike

@roselndrybestactress2k21
a thousand curses on THAT man for making rose landry his beard

@shaydenmydarlingsx has deleted their account. 

@hollanovtruther2481
WAIT THIS MAY BE THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

@hollanovtruther2481
WAIT WHAT DOES THAT MEAN COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP FOR MANY YEARS?????

@hollanovtruther2481
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

@hollanovtruther2481
DOES THIS MEAN I WAS RIGHT???? DID ILYA REALLY TRANSFER TO OTTAWA FOR SHANE????

@thisisilyarozanov81✔️
Responding to @hollanovtruther2481
Da.

@hollanovtruther2481
i'm literally foaming at the mouth rn

@hollanovtruther2481
i just collapsed

@hollanovtruther2481
i wish i was lying but my fitbit just clocked 190pm over a roz mention... am i okay? no

@hollanovtruther2481
ALSO THIS MEANS THEY WERE TOGETHER PRE-TRADE AKA IT MUST BE AT LEAST 2017 OR EARLIER...

@hollanovtruther2481
I NEED ANSWERS SOMEONE ADDRESS 'FOR MANY YEARS' HOW LONG IS 'MANY YEARS' !!!!

@hollanovtruther2481
changing my username just for this next tweet

@hollanovtruther2481 changed their username to @theelephantintheroom.

@theelephantintheroom 
@therealilyarozanov81 @shanehollanderhockey24 ADDRESS ME.

@tombradyontop
Why do the rainbow ppl have to get into every fucking space?? fuck off fags

@rrredsoxsam
Responding to @tombradyontop
Legit. Leave some place for normal people

@matteokosta
Responding to @tombradyontop
Honestly I think this is some kind of weird PR thing to push the rainbow agenda

@grahamsmith88
Responding to @matteokosta
I actually thought this too lmao

@nymetsforthewin02
Responding to @matteokosta
YH no fucking way roz is gay. hollander yeah makes sense lol but roz? fuck no

@bstnbearsforstanley2k21
Responding to @nymetsforthewin02
what r ppl smokin haha hasn't he slept with like 400+ women

@ilyarozanovslawyer
Responding to @bstnbearsforstanley2k21
ok but where did u get this information from????

@bstnbearsforstanley2k21
Responding to @ilyarozanovslawyer
there's a reddit page of all the girls who have slept with rozanov LMAO

@ilyarozanovslawyer
Responding to @bstnbearsforstanley2k21
right... and we're taking randoms on reddit as a credible sources of information now are we? great.

@hollanovtruther2481
Responding to @bstnbearsforstanley2k21 and @nymetsforthewin02
wtf r yall smoking... this REEKS of biphobia

@hollanovtruther2481 changed their username to @hollanovdefender2481.

2022: the year of ilya unleashed

@mrsshanehollander
shane hollander could spit on me and i would say thank you sir can i suck ur dick please

@therealilyarozanov✔️ retweeted this tweet. 

@OttawaCentaursOfficial✔️
Starting the 2022-2023 season off with a bang with 3x Stanley Cup winner, 2x Lady Bing winner, 1x MVP winner, x1 Rookie of the Year, and all around hockey marvel, Shane Hollander-Rozanov joining the team as our first-line centre!😁

I would say no one is more excited that me to announce this, but this was his husband's face on the first day of training...

[Photo attached: Ilya Rozanov is photographed stood in the Centaurs locker room dressed in half his practice gear, beaming as he looks at his husband, Shane Hollander, putting on his Centaurs' practice gear.]

@therealilyarozanov✔️
Responding to @OttawaCentaursOfficial✔️
da this is true. me + shane on same line = multiple stanleys + montreal going home crying = no one is more excited about this than me😏😏

Kate McDonald (Ottawa PR)
Absolutely not. 

Kate McDonald (Ottawa PR)
Call me. 

Harris (Chiron's papa)
Do I really have to explain why I need you to delete your recent tweet or will you actually do as I ask for once?

Troy
Answer Harris now asshole

Harris Drover
Hi Shane, can you please get your husband to delete his recent tweet?

Shane
Oh God what's he done now?

Shane
I'll get it deleted don't worry. 

@therealilyarozanov✔️
Responding to @OttawaCentaursOfficial✔️
da this is true. me + shane on same line = multiple stanleys + montreal going home crying = no one is more excited about this than me😏😏

This tweet has now been deleted. 

@montrlvoyagurinspirit
I used to be the biggest Hollander fan (I had a signed jersey and everything) but ever since the whole gay thing and #tripgate I've just lost all respect for him.

@therealilyarozanov✔️
Responding to @montrlvoyagurinspirit
i am sure my very rich successful sexy fit husband will be survive fact that random man online who cannot even play beer league hockey does not like him anymore

@paulloveshockey69
I fucking hate Shane Hollander

@therealilyarozanov✔️
Responding to @paulloveshockey69
ok so die then

@vincentlamairerocks
shane hollander so overrated everyone thinks he's hockey jesus for some reason i just don't get it

@therealilyarozanov✔️
Responding to @vincentlamairerocks
maybe because he is best player in league unlike ur fave who is like bambi on ice

Kate McDonald (Ottawa PR)
I appreciate the sentiment of what you're doing, and I agree with everything you've tweeted - for once - but you are a PUBLIC FIGURE!! You CANNOT tell fans to die or comment on the skills of other players! Stop tweeting like a twitter stan without fucking media training!! I know you have it because I've trained you SIX TIMES!!!! Thank you.

Harris (Chiron's papa)
ILYA STOP TWEETING NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Harris (Chiron's papa)
I will get your account banned again do not think I won't.

@shaneholender
i want to lick those freckles om nom nom nom nom

@therealilyarozanov81✔️ retweeted this tweet. 

@mrsshanehollander
shane hollander could spit on me and i would say thank you sir can i suck ur dick please

@therealilyarozanov81✔️ retweeted this tweet. 

@sssshanetopme
me after seeing shane's new calvin ad: i would do ANYTHING for that man, and i mean ANYTHING.

@therealilyarozanov81✔️ retweeted this tweet. 

@hollandrroznov
shane hollander flash me!! ....oop who said that?

@therealilyarozanov81✔️ retweeted this tweet. 

Harris (Chiron's papa)
Ilya.

Harris (Chiron's papa)
I know where you live.

Ilya
ooo i am so scared

Cens

Hazy
If anyone's lucky enough not to have been on twitter today, save urselfs and do not look at roz's RTs

Holmy
its too late for me 

Holmy
i never thought being chronically online would bite me in the ass but

Bood
I think I'm gonna just turn my phone off now.

Dillon
Do I want to know????

Dykstra
I'm gonna guess no

Dykstra
Thanks for the heads up Hazy LOL

Young
i think its nice

Roz
@Young you are now my favourite😜

Young
its cute to see even the oldies are still thirsty for each other 

Young
#goals

Roz
OLDIES?????????

Roz
how DARE you

Roz
i take it back

Roz
you are worst one

Roz
@Haas you are back to number 1 <3

Shane
What the fuck is going on?

Jane
Ilya.

Jane
Stop tweeting sex stuff about me!

Jane
My mom monitors both our social media!!!

Jane
Actually maybe just in general just stop tweeting.

Cens 

Roz
my husband just said he does not love me anymore  

Hazy
Righttttttt

Bood
Man

Bood
I'm tired of this fool already

Troy
Shut the fuck up Roz

Holmy
sorry don't buy it u two r sickeningly in love its disgusting

Young 
roz being a drama queen as usual who's shocked🙄🙄

Roz
@Holmy homophobic!!!!

Boyle
no holmberg is right and he should say it

Boyle
this isn't homophobic, this is 'seeing you drool over ur husband like a starving dog in shared and public spaces is sickening' phobic

Nick
What is happening? Someone explain?

Dykstra
Another day, another day of Roz's BS

Dykstra
You guys should punish him by letting me play my music!🤠

10 people disliked this message. 

Dillon
Did you really say that Hollzy? 

Shane
I did not say this.

Shane
I just asked him to stop tweeting insane shit!

Roz
is the same thing😔

10 people disliked this message. 

Bood
YH I'm gonna go ahead and mute this chat for today.

Hollander Family❤️

Ilya
my husband said he does not love me anymore  

Yuna
What?!

Yuna
Explain yourself, Shane.

David
Not cool kiddo!

David
Ilya son do you want to come over

David
We have cookies and cream in the freezer

Ilya
Thank you yes please

Ilya
It is good you are both much nicer people than your son :(

From: Kate McDonald [[email protected]]

To: Liz Keating [[email protected]]

Cc: Harris Drover [[email protected]]

Sent: Today

Subject: Advice Re: Controlling Rozanov

2023: the year of the so-called 'divorce'

Hello!Canada: Hockey Husbands on the Rocks After Only Two Years of Marriage...

Hello!Canada: Hockey Husbands on the Rocks After Only Two Years of Marriage? Photos taken in Boston suggest yes...

YouHeardItHereFirst: MLH player Ilya Rozanov caught CHEATING on husband, Shane Hollander, at a night out in Boston...

@hollanovdefender2481
holy fuck this is so bad someone should sue

@hollanovdefender2481
the picture is literally him and his childhood friend svetlana dancing together... y'all don't have friends???

@ilyarozanovslawyer
YOUR HONOUR I PLEAD WHAT THE FUCK R THESE PEOPLE SMOKING👩🏾‍⚖️👩🏾‍⚖️👩🏾‍⚖️

@shaydenmydarlings, welcome to twitter.

@shaydenmydarlings
i'm backkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

@shaydenmydarlings
OO I BEEN WAITIN FOR THIS ONE

@shaydenmydarlings
TURN IT UP

@shaydenmydarlings
I FUCKING KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN

@shaydenmydarlings
god the hollanovs have not changed (derogatory) 

@shaydenmydarlings
y'all still determined to defend ur problematic fave even when he's seen GRINDING with the girl he famously used to SLEEP WITH

Kate McDonald
Hi Ilya, we're going to draft a few statements in response, but the main plan is to let this die down on its own. Every celebrity couple has these kinds of rumours written about them, unfortunately, but the best way to get rid of them is not to acknowledge it! 

@lickthemfreckles
this is so mean but this is the best news ever. shane hollander CALL ME

@shaneholender
shane hollander i can be ur next husband 

@shaneslefttit
move out the way rozanov it's my turn now

@sssshanetopme
god bless #shanehollandersingle

Cens

Hazy
Every day twitter gets more and more dumb :(

Bood
Facts

Dykstra
If only they knew how we suffered...

Nick
LOL

Nick
Anyone who's been in the room next to them at a hotel knows they are NOT divorcing

Dillon
Or walked in on them in the bathroom

Haas
Or the kit room :(

Holmy
or watched Roz watch Hollzy do yoga🤢

Boyle 
or been anywhere near roz when hollzy's off doing photoshoots or ads🥴🥴🥴

Dykstra
Or seen Roz's reaction to Holly's glasses...

Bood
Or seen their texts to each other

Shane
Sorry everyone. 

Roz
da sorry

Roz
sorry i love my husband???

Young
this is so fucking funny

@theoyounghockeyplayer✔️
people be so stupid lmao

[Photo attached: screenshot of Cens group chat discussing the 'divorce'.]

@harrisdrover
Responding to @theoyounghockeyplayer✔️
I did not sign off on this post, Theo. Delete. 

@therealilyarozanov81✔️
Responding to @harrisdrover
no. he is right and he should say it.

Harris (Chiron's papa)
Please do not encourage Young. You're setting a bad example to the baby rooks! Stop it!

@therealilyarozanov81✔️
my turn

Kate McDonald (Ottawa PR)
Hi Ilya, some context on that last post would be nice? Thank you!

You have (3) missed calls from Kate McDonald.

You have (7) missed calls from Harris (Chiron's papa).

@therealilyarozanov81 ✔️
we are not getting a divorce. you can all pry him from my cold dead hands which is dumb english saying i learn for this post but is not enough because even when i am dead i will be the only one for him. and he is only one for me. sveta is friend only and we were dancing. thank you please shut up now

@theoyounghockeyplayer ✔️
Responding to @therealilyarozanov81 ✔️
drag them king!!!!

@therealilyarozanov81 ✔️
Responding to @theoyounghockeyplayer ✔️
da thank you my favourite rook

@lucahaas✔️
Responding to @therealilyarozanov81✔️
🥲

@therealilyarozanov81✔️
Responding to @lucahaas✔️
do not worry haasy u will always be favourite i am lying to young

@theoyounghockeyplayer✔️
Responding to @therealilyarozanov81✔️
i hope shane divorces ur ass fr next time😚

Jane
Ilya, you know Kate and Harris both said radio silence was the way forward. 

Ilya
I am defending our honour!!!

Ilya
also so many people on twitter were happy about news

Ilya
they all want to steal you from me

Ilya
is not okay

Ilya
they need to know you are mine and i am yours

Ilya
forever

Jane
Okay <3

From: Kate McDonald [[email protected]]

To: Theo Young [[email protected]] and Ilya Rozanov [[email protected]]

Cc: Harris Drover [[email protected]]

Sent: Today

Subject: Media Training 3pm Thursday

2024: the year of the king of down bad

@ilovetoyapyapyap
does anyone else think rozanov seems wayyy too possessive over shane, like that man is unhinged, he’s not even letting ppl tweet about his man, i can’t imagine what he’s like behind closed doors

@therealilyarozanov ✔️
i miss my husband

@therealilyarozanov ✔️
shane hollander yoga video bending

@therealilyarozanov ✔️
oops not google

Jane🤭😍😘
Get off your phone, Ilya, you have a concussion!!!!!

@shanejustonechanceplease
JUST WATCHED SHANE HOLLANDER FOR MENS HEALTH... ILYA ROZANOV CAN YOU FUCKING FIGHT

@therealilyarozanov
da
Link: Youtube/Ilya-Rozanov-Dropping-Gloves-Compilation.com

@shaneholender
imagine getting to rail shane hollander everyday... ilya rozanov im cursing ur bloodline

@therealilyarozanov
Responding to @shaneholender
1. do not imagine that, he is MY husband not yours
2. that is ok with me pls do my shithead brother first

@holnder24marryme
i wanna fold shane hollander like a pretzel... who's with me

@therealilyarozanov
Responding to @holnder24marryme
is too bad you cannot. maybe i will do this later and think about how only i can do this

@ottawasheroshaneh24
thinking about licking shane's abs after his yoga vid... GAWD DAMN

@therealilyarozanov
Responding to @ottawasheroshane24
HE IS MINE. HIS ABS ARE MINE TO LICK. HE IS MINE.

@shanesfreckles
all respect to ilya rozanov i just think shane's freckles are SO cute

@therealilyarozanov
Responding to @shanesfreckles
ok i like this one you can live

@therealilyarozanov
i see many people on here tweeting things about my husband. HE IS MINE.

@ilovetoyapyapyap
does anyone else think rozanov seems wayyy too possessive over shane, like that man is unhinged, he’s not even letting ppl tweet about his man, i can’t imagine what he’s like behind closed doors

43k likes                   5.9k retweets               10,879 comments

@hollanovdefender2481
everyday i come on here to some new bullshit

@hollanovdefender2481
sigh

@hollanovdefender2481
what is it today? *checks notes* oh cancelled for loving his husband too much? oh okay.

Harris (Chiron’s papa)
Ilya get off your phone you have a concussion!!!!

Harris (Chiron’s papa)
🤦🏼‍♂️

Harris (Chiron’s papa)
Can I have one day off????

2025: the year of 'i said what i said'

@hockeymom1967
Absolutely appalled by that video of Rozanov!! The way he talks is filthy! Horrible example for the young kids that follow him!😠

@hockeymom1967
Absolutely appalled by that video of Rozanov!! The way he talks is filthy! Horrible example for the young kids that follow him!😠

@mommaformetros
Responding to @hockeymom1967
So true! I've been thinking about blocking him for a while but this was the final straw! So inappropriate!

@hollanovdefender2481
ilya rozanov obsessed with his husband to a concerning degree: as he should be

@hollanovdefender2481
also: fork found in kitchen

Ilya Rozanov Apology Video (BTS)

Ilya: I need incentive to do this.

Harris: The incentive is that you don’t get fired, Ilya.

Troy: Where the hell did you learn that word?

Ilya: Where do you think?

Ilya: [smirking] My husband likes to reward me. Like dog.

Troy: You just called yourself a dog, and you’re happy about that?

Ilya: For Shane, yes.

Ilya: Woof, woof-

[cut]

Ilya: [reading from a piece of paper] I want to apologise to anyone offended by my actions. I did not realise I was being recorded-

Ilya: [looking up at the camera] What the fuck?

Ilya: No, actually, I am not sorry.

Ilya: Is not my fault someone video me saying these things. They should do apology video, not me. 

Harris: [off camera] Yes, Ilya, I agree. However, you then reposted said video on your twitter account with millions of followers and captioned it-

Ilya: [blowing a raspberry] 

Troy: [off camera] Stop being a dick, Roz.

Harris: As I was saying, you captioned 'I said what I said'.

Ilya: [shrugging] So what?

Harris: So, you were recorded in the video telling Shane you wanted to lick his-

Shane: Okay! Let's not repeat it anymore times than we have to, please.

Harris: Anyway, I don't think I need to explain why that's not an appropriate thing to post on your official work social media account, do I?

Ilya: [groaning] I am not sorry for saying I want to fuck my husband, it is true!

Harris: Ilya!

Ilya: What? I am not allowed to want to love my husband out loud anymore?

Ilya: This is homophobia.

Troy: Roz, I swear to fuck-

Ilya: Is discrimination. Against me. 

Harris: [sighing]

Ilya: Harris, have mercy [pouting]. He is too hot. Look at him, Harris! Look at his freckles. How can I resist-

Shane: [off camera] Ilya.

[Ilya's mouth snaps shut. He rolls his eyes but huffs.]

Ilya: Fine. I will read what card says. 

[cut]

Ilya Rozanov Apology Video (Posted Version)

Ilya: [sulking] I want to apologise to anyone offended by my actions. I will try and be more considerate in future, and aware that people may feel my language was … [long sigh] inappropriate. 

@jakeyboy2
not them forcing my king to apologise for this joke #freemyboi

@shanelickmepls
free him ur honor he did nothing wrong

@ilyarozanovfanatic81111
he literally looks like he’s being held hostage hahhahaha

@hollzymyking224
Responding to @jakeyboy2
literally since when is it a crime to want to fuck shane hollander

@shaneslefttit
Responding to @shanelickmepls
real cause i too want to fuck shane hollander

@mrshollzy24
Responding to @hollzymyking224
girl lock me up and throw away the key cause…

2026: the year of retirement

ESPN: BREAKING NEWS: After an Incredible 18 year career, Ilya Rozanov Announces His Retirement...

Kate McDonald (Ottawa PR)
The news is out!

Congratulations on your retirement, you’ve been an amazing player and one of my most, shall we say, interesting clients!😉You certainly kept me and Harris on our toes!

Please reach out if you need any help in the future.

Kate❤️