Harry
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How I Met Your Adoptive Toad-Father by HeadmasterVernonDursley for To all the Fathers to read for Father’s Day
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Jul 2025
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When a marriage law is enacted, the residents of Hogwarts had no idea of the resulting chaos that would ensue. Harry Potter and his many friends (and enemies) tell their story filled with harems, clones, explosions, impersonators, long lost family members, surprising new allies, mysteriously powerful never-seen before spells and curses, travelers from other dimensions (including their parallel selves), new goffick friendz, zombified creatures, pregnant ghosts, wholesome chairs, adorably violent mutant plant-human hybrid babies, dysfunctional family drama, love triangles galore, and an iconic new Muggle Headmaster who has left his mark on the wizarding world for generations yet to come.
This legendary Round Robin story was written by the members of the Clementine discord server. This is a very chaotic ride with many twists and cracky moments. It’s a story about adventure, family, friendship, and the power of love.
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A Bouquet of Pomegranates by blonde_salute
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
16 Dec 2024
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Lily Potter was truly dead.
But she was not.
Because she wasn’t Lily Potter, was she?
“My love.”
She looked up to see her husband standing beside her. But he wasn’t James Potter.
“Hades,” she said, stroking his ashen with red-tinted hands. During her reign in the underworld, they always got stained. That made sense through. Lilies could be both white and red.
“Persephone,” he responded. Her true name.
She reached forward to kiss her husband. It had been far too long.
Sometimes James looks different. Sometimes, for a single moment, Lily will see a man with obsidian eyes, pale skin, and unruly, wispy hair, like smoke. And even though he and James look day and night, Liy knows they were once the same.
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He’s not going to have sex with a twenty-year-old Tom Riddle. He won’t sink that low.
“Hm. Not even for twenty-five Galleons?”
Harry swallows. That’s a lot of money. It should be enough to finally afford that new coat he will need for the winter. And yet, Harry hesitates. He can’t risk changing the future. He still hopes he will, somehow, find a way to return to his friends. It’d be stupid to risk that just because he doesn’t want to freeze.
But why should Riddle sleeping with some whore change history? That’s ridiculous.
“Alright,” Harry sighs. “But only if you pay for the room.”
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- Part 1 of Touched
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My Soul, Your Heart by Seriously_awkward_amy
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Twilight Series - All Media Types
01 Jan 2023
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Harry loses almost everyone he loves and discovers he is unable to follow them into the after life.
He gets bored of moping in Grimmauld place so moves to the US, much to the thrill of MAUSA (who Harry firmly ignores). He settles in Forks, a quiet town that should give him the dull life he desires, though a Nicotine fuelled, long haired, leather wearing teen with a couldn’t care less attitude was bound to stick out a little.
What Harry didn’t expect was a coven of 7 bunny sucking vampires, a pack of wolf shifters and an annoying little muggle who couldn’t keep her big nose out of other peoples business. To make matters worse one of the Bunny munchers is under the impression that Harry is their destined soulmate and keeps trying to talk to him (Merlin forbid).
Rating and tags might change, who knows lmao
(this started out as shits and giggles and escalated from there)Series
- Part 1 of My Soul, Your Heart
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Muggle Studies is Economics in Disguise by May_May_0_0
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Dec 2022
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Dumbledore’s train when he dies brings him to an alternate universe with Tom Riddle asking for the defense post. There, he rights his wrongs and hires Tom Riddle as a Defense Professor to keep him from becoming Voldemort. It works. (Mostly.) Canon!Harry does the same unintentionally when he is a Firm Adult and stumbles into this AU Hogwarts hoping to teach defense. He cannot bc Tom. There is only teaching one spot available: Muggle Studies. Chaos ensues as Muggle Studies becomes everyone’s favorite class and gains a reputation as the most difficult course at Hogwarts. Tom Riddle is enraged, concerned, and… turned on?
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He lets himself think about it—what a life without magic, without Voldemort, without this constant looming expectation to perform at the whims of the wizarding world might be like—and he feels little more than relief and an itch to get going already.
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Overcome by grief and guilt after Sirius’s death, Harry leaves the wizarding world behind for a new life across the pond. As an unassuming Muggle, his life is ordinary and unglamorous, but fate eventually has its way of drawing him back to where he’s meant to be.
AU after Order of the Phoenix
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Now that Tom knows Harry is from a different time and dimension, and Dumbledore and Grindelwald are after him because of the Elder wand, Harry has to grudgingly admit to himself that he can't hide from the world any longer.
Oh, well. Harry will just have to make the best of it... which happens to include not taking shit from anyone anymore.
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- Part 2 of Touched
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He’s not going to have sex with a twenty-year-old Tom Riddle. He won’t sink that low.
“Hm. Not even for twenty-five Galleons?”
Harry swallows. That’s a lot of money. It should be enough to finally afford that new coat he will need for the winter. And yet, Harry hesitates. He can’t risk changing the future. He still hopes he will, somehow, find a way to return to his friends. It’d be stupid to risk that just because he doesn’t want to freeze.
But why should Riddle sleeping with some whore change history? That’s ridiculous.
“Alright,” Harry sighs. “But only if you pay for the room.”
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- Part 1 of Touched
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After the Sectumsempra incident, Harry runs to the Room of Requirement to get rid of the Half Blood Prince’s journal. He wants somewhere to hide but when he enters the room, he is thrown back to 1943 where he struggles with his use of Dark magic, sending him down a path leading to Tom Riddle.
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- Part 1 of Masters of Death
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How Tom Got Dangled Off the Astronomy Tower by Lomonaaeren
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Nov 2022
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Harry might have accepted that he’ll never be able to return to his own time. He might have accepted that Tom Riddle will never leave him alone. But he doesn’t have to accept Tom being a jealous, controlling git. The story, as told by Tom’s minions.
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- Part 3 of Songs of the Stormy Season