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    Season 1 AU where Will does not kiss Alana Bloom in a clutch for balance. Instead, he accepts an invitation for coffee with someone he meets at a dog park.

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    “Human male, enhanced, mid-forties,” Bruce read out from his tablet, stepping around Homelander’s cot with a brief, surveying look at the man. “Vulnerability to…zinc and other Earth compounds. Minor muscle atrophy noted. Possibly from lack of full development during childhood. Other--”

    “The suit is padded,” Clark cut in, staring at Homelander’s legs. “You’re wearing a padded suit?”

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  3. 19

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    Bilbo simply will not budge.

    Which is unfortunate, as the alarm clock is about to go off and the last time Bilbo was woken by an alarm clock the bed, walls, carpet and said clock had never been the same again and Bilbo had not spoken to anyone for a week.

    Doom is approaching, and Thorin reflects on his last precious moments of life.

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    When Clint Barton falls into a dumpster in Hell's Kitchen, it comes as a surprise to find a disgruntled Daredevil (A.K.A Matt Murdock, Attorney Extraordinaire) there. Arguments over dumpster ownership ensue, and eventually they bond over disabilities and dumpsters.
    And as much as Clint enjoys annoying him, maybe what he really needs now is a friend who understands him.
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    After Endgame, Clint rebuilds his life.

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    “What, no hello?” Matt asked, leaning casually against the wall like the fact that he had just turned up at her apartment in the dark, after over two years since he’d ‘died’ with no word from him, was just a normal thing.

    “I could punch you in the throat?” Jessica suggested, raising her eyebrow at him in challenge.

    He did that little helpless smile she remembered him doing when she was angry at him. She hated that she still remembered the differences between his smiles. “You could. It wouldn’t be very nice.”

    “You died, Murdock, and then you came back and you didn’t even call. I think we’re past being nice.”

    Matt shows up in Jessica's office for the first time since he died, with a case in hand. They quickly realise they're up against something big, and it might take more than just the two of them to take the operation down.

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    After Bilbo rescues Thorin, Thorin starts respecting him, but there's a big difference between respecting someone and liking them. What do you say to someone you have nothing in common with? If you are Thorin and Bilbo, you say all of the wrong things.

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    There's a certain point where you can no longer ask someone what their name is. Thorin isn't sure exactly when that point is, but he knows that it's probably some time before the person in question saves your life. On the far side of the Misty Mountains, Thorin realizes that he never quite caught the first part of Mr. Baggins' name, and he finds that it's astonishingly harder to learn than he would have thought. Fili, Kili, and Dwalin are no help whatsoever.

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    Bilbo Baggins was banished by Thorin Oakenshield in the throes of gold sickness for the theft of the Arkenstone. When the Battle ends and Thorin apologizes for his actions, he's still firm in his decision to keep the hobbit banished from Erebor, to never return. Never mind that they had fallen in love and dreamed of a future together already, never mind that Bilbo saved them all.

    He leaves with a heavy heart but then those pesky hobbit secrets crop up on him and he, much to his dismay, realizes he's headed home with an unexpected addition. And Bilbo decides that the dwarf king really doesn't need to know about such a thing, for his sake and that of his future child. Hobbit secrets would stay in the Shire, thank you very much.

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    An AU wherein Thorin is the Hobbit and Bilbo is the king of Dwarfs. Somehow this didn’t turn out to be crack.

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    “Thorin Oakenshield,” Gandalf began, and Thorin started a little at the use of that name. He hadn't known that Gandalf was even aware of it. How much had the old man been snooping around? “May I introduce the leader of our company –”

    The Dwarf held up his hand to Gandalf in a signal for quiet and gave a short but courteous bow as he held Thorin’s gaze.

    “Bilbo Baggins, at your service,” he said and finally stepped inside, a bemused Thorin giving way almost without thought. Whoever this was, if he would dare to quiet Gandalf – well, perhaps this night still had a chance to turn for the better.

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    Bilbo Baggins had walked this earth a total of eight times in his past. He did remember them all, in some form or another, though he could rarely recall their names or faces, or very much detail about their lives at all. He always remembered their deaths, though. And he always remembered how it was someone – a well-meaning wizard, for instance – that had shown up and enticed or blackmailed him away from his home and family to go off and die for the good of the world.

    Much like what was happening now.

    Or: How the dragon soul of Bilbo Baggins made a deal with Manwë and can't seem to escape the consequences, and Thorin Oakenshield looks far too much like one of Bilbo's dead husbands.

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    Echoes. Feelings. Flashes. Impressions. Whatever he calls it, his gift usually brings Bilbo nothing but pain. But as he treks across the world to confront a dragon, he wonders if maybe, just maybe, it might do some good after all.

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    Harry hadn't expected Bella Swan when he moved into the house Sirius left for Harry in his Will. He hadn't expected Edward Cullen either. And it was safe to say that Bella didn't expect Harry and Edward, and that Edward didn't expect Bella and Harry. Who knew that a wizard, a muggle, and a vampire could forge such a great relationship?

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    Elijah Mikaelson has a terrible secret, eating away his soul.

    Can his family reach him before it's too late?

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    Harri blows up a punch bowl and Tony falls a little bit in love.

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    There isn't a soul alive in the Shire that does not know when Thorin Oakenshield has come for his regular visit with his Hobbit husband (thanks mostly to the noise). Still, that doesn't stop a visitor or two from checking in with a tiny, tiny request. Which, in turn, does not exactly stop Thorin from enjoying what Bilbo has to offer, to put it delicately.

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    It starts off as your average romantic fairy-story: A Dwarrow prince and his lover are cursed by a pretender to the throne, forced to spend a decade wandering the wilds in search of a way to break the spell. But just as Smaug gets ready to consolidate his power within Erebor, a possible cure presents itself, and Dwalin and Thorin are in a rush to get home. However, getting into the mountain unnoticed is far from easy.

    Neither is getting out of it, for that matter.

    Bilbo Baggins, a Hobbit thief from the Shire, is the only being in living memory to have escaped Erebor's dungeons alive. While he wants nothing more than to be able to make his way home, his plans are fouled when he accidentally crosses paths with a mysterious battle-scarred warrior and his peculiar blue-eyed raven. To make matters worse, he's being plagued by strange dreams involving a terrifying black wolf and the beautiful Dwarf who cares for it.

    Things soon get complicated, and Bilbo, Thorin, and Dwalin soon find that things are never as simple as they seem, and that home as a concept is thoroughly what you make of it.

    [The Dwagginshield medium-burn Ladyhawke (1985) AU that absolutely nobody asked for, but here you go]

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    Business pulls Bilbo to the town of Scary, but it is the journey home that changes everything for Bilbo. Family, it seems, comes in many forms, and quite possibly in the form of a scarred, silent shade of a Dwarrow Bilbo finds in a ditch.

    Family, though, is a tricky thing, and there's fun to be had when they come looking for their kin.

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    A Cinderella-esque AU. Bilbo, a lonely hobbit of the Shire in the valley outside Erebor, gets a job as a cook in the dwarf kingdom to pass the time and keep himself occupied after his mother’s death. One day he meets a regal dwarf, who he thinks is a thief and trespasser, and throws an apple at his head, never knowing he’s just assaulted the dwarven Prince. Thus begins the antagonistic and somewhat odd courtship of a hobbit and the next King of Erebor.

     

    CHAPTER 35: NIGHT - Is the new chapter posted on 5/16/14. Its a smut chapter!!
    *HIATUS*

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    In the years since Bilbo left Erebor, he has lost his respectability, gained a nephew, and gotten on with life at Bag End.

    He'd left aside adventure for the comforts and peace of his little Hobbit hole, and for the love of a child who needed him. Though perhaps, adventures can yet find him.

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    When Oswald loses Ed the dog, Jim Gordon finds his pet. Turns out, Jim did a splendid job when taking care of him. Naturally, Oswald decides Jim should take care of the pet whenever he has to leave the town.

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