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  1. Anonymous_Eggz on Chapter 3 Mon 04 Aug 2025 07:58AM UTC

    Koda is a sweet little man

    And yes. Aizawa just like ‘fuck this shit, you’re a cis boy in my eyes’ while nezu is like ‘damn, I guess I have to make you happy so you do your job’

    :33333

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    1. Puppy_dog_dont_know_why on Chapter 3 Mon 04 Aug 2025 04:46PM UTC

      Now im thinking of aizawa discovering dazai is binding unsafelly so he forces him to come together with him to get a binder for dazai so he doesn’t fuck up his ribs more then they are now ( even cuter if aizawa makes sure dazai only use it for 8 hours a day , and if mic is also transmasc because for some reason he gives me transmasc vibes ) >:333

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      1. Anonymous_Eggz on Chapter 3 Mon 04 Aug 2025 09:33PM UTC

        Mic gives me demiboy vibes personally you know??

        But that’s so cute and sillyyyyy I might go with that. It’ll definitely be either Chuuya or Aizawa to be like ‘bitch stop breaking your ribs’ cause idk

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        1. Puppy_dog_dont_know_why on Chapter 3 Tue 05 Aug 2025 12:33AM UTC

          Demiboy would also fit mic well and Chuuya or aizawa would 100% go overprotective mode to make Dazai stop to break his ribs :3

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          1. Anonymous_Eggz on Chapter 3 Tue 05 Aug 2025 02:15AM UTC

            Definitely. And they might commit a few atrocities in the process cause fuck Mori, but you know. Probably won't actually happen. Gotta give them a moral code, damn -_-

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            1. Puppy_dog_dont_know_why on Chapter 3 Tue 05 Aug 2025 02:39AM UTC

              Sadly the moral code exists but that doesn’t mean aizawa isn’t a good and wouldn’t kill for his kids ( yes , i have latched on the idea of dadzawa)

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              1. Anonymous_Eggz on Chapter 3 Tue 05 Aug 2025 07:43AM UTC

                Dadzawa is the only thing keeping me alive <3

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                1. Puppy_dog_dont_know_why on Chapter 3 Tue 05 Aug 2025 01:40PM UTC

                  Fr ( dadzawa is the bestest of the fathers )

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                  1. Anonymous_Eggz on Chapter 3 Tue 05 Aug 2025 10:30PM UTC

                    My actual fathers (both biological and non biological, legal and illegal (don’t ask, me and a friend have been ‘adopted’ by a bunch of people from my school)) pale in comparison :D

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                    1. Puppy_dog_dont_know_why on Chapter 3 Tue 05 Aug 2025 11:28PM UTC

                      It’s an understandable amount of fathers considering any of my tumblr moots that are older than me and my cg are considered my fathers ( the biological one isn’t good so I’m hoarding non-biological ones )

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                      1. Anonymous_Eggz on Chapter 3 Wed 06 Aug 2025 10:46AM UTC

                        Vibe. I quite literally adopt people, and get adopted, by at least one person a week. It’s very silly <3

                        Also yes. Bio parents suck?? I have a solution…

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                        1. Puppy_dog_dont_know_why on Chapter 3 Wed 06 Aug 2025 04:28PM UTC

                          Adoption is the best solution always, my bio parents are only here to pay the bills ( adoption is very silly >:3

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                          1. Anonymous_Eggz on Chapter 3 Wed 06 Aug 2025 09:33PM UTC

                            My bio parents have moneys, my adopted family squiggle (my son is my husband and that’s the least confusing part) doesn’t. Guess I’m stuck with them til I obtain moneys :D

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                            1. Puppy_dog_dont_know_why on Chapter 3 Wed 06 Aug 2025 10:53PM UTC

                              Fr , I’m stay here only for the money but when I get my own money I’m getting the heck away from here

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                              1. Anonymous_Eggz on Chapter 3 Wed 06 Aug 2025 11:28PM UTC

                                Jump out the window and escape time babyyyyy

                                Why do I feel like Dazai has tried to jump out of the windows in the port mafia building thingy for the hell of it, failed because the glass is reinforced, and proceeded to threaten Mori with ‘I’ll give myself a shred of self worth bitch don’t tell anyone’ after he witnessed Dazai literally slamming head first into a pane of glass and flopping down like a fish.

                                This was random <3

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                                1. Puppy_dog_dont_know_why on Chapter 3 Thu 07 Aug 2025 12:19AM UTC

                                  Dazai would , hes a genius but at the same time a little dumb , our boy is just a baby and he doesn’t know better

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                                  1. Anonymous_Eggz on Chapter 3 Thu 07 Aug 2025 01:12AM UTC

                                    Just a dumb little man (blinky blink)

                                    This is why he doesn't bind safely. He wouldn't :3

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                                    1. Puppy_dog_dont_know_why on Chapter 3 Thu 07 Aug 2025 01:36PM UTC

                                      Hes a lil guy so he gets a pass to be dumb and bind unsafely, but I don’t think chuuya and aizawa like it

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                                      1. Anonymous_Eggz on Chapter 3 Thu 07 Aug 2025 10:05PM UTC

                                        Chuuya and aizawa are just haters

                                        The little guy deserves to bind unsafely—it’s for the trauma✨✨

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                                        1. Puppy_dog_dont_know_why on Chapter 3 Thu 07 Aug 2025 10:48PM UTC

                                          Fr , he ✨deserves✨ it ( aizawa seriously need to put the kid in therapy )

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                                          1. Anonymous_Eggz on Chapter 3 Thu 07 Aug 2025 11:41PM UTC

                                            Dazai is the most alexithymia (idk if I’m spelling that right) coded fucker in existence tho, therapy won’t do much-

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                                            1. Puppy_dog_dont_know_why on Chapter 3 Fri 08 Aug 2025 12:02AM UTC

                                              Then he needs to be coddled, hes a baby that needs to be treated as such ( aizawa I bed you , treat this baby rigth , he needs a good Second childhood ) ( yes i am pushing my agenda onto others, and my agenda is age regress or dazai is real )

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                                              1. Anonymous_Eggz on Chapter 3 Fri 08 Aug 2025 09:22AM UTC

                                                YES. Aizawa push the agere onto the baby, he needs it :(((

                                                I'd include it in this but also...there's stuff going on already and I'm tired (sparkle sparkle)

                                                He needs a second childhood, but I'll provide it in crossovers. Agonising, I know

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                                                1. Puppy_dog_dont_know_why on Chapter 3 Fri 08 Aug 2025 10:53AM UTC

                                                  Dazai is THE baby , hes just a lil guy ,there’s not even a way he’s older than two , hes just lil baby that deserves love and a good second childhood ( I have an agere dazai at ua fic that I started writing months ago but can never get myself to finish the first chapter so it’s probably never gonna be released :(( )

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                                                  1. Anonymous_Eggz on Chapter 3 Fri 08 Aug 2025 12:02PM UTC

                                                    Noooooo I’d be your loyal follower if you do post itttttt

                                                    And yes Dazai is not older than two. Also he’s clingy and doesn’t like blueberries cause they’re either too bitter or too sour and I will die on that fucking hill.

                                                    Honestly I might write an entire seperate Dazai and Chuuya at ua fic for the sake of adding age regression at this point…like coping mechanism? Yes please✨

                                                    Also idk if you have any idea cause I’m ✨dumb✨ but I have an angsty agere fic for Dazai?? It’s not explicit cause that man is STUPID and doesn’t realise he’s tiny but angst-

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                                                    1. Puppy_dog_dont_know_why on Chapter 3 Fri 08 Aug 2025 01:24PM UTC

                                                      I probably will post it one day , I just need to finish the first chapters and get the courage to write it in ao3

                                                      I think dazai would absolutely love being rocked to sleep or bottle fed , hes just a lil baby that needs to be supervised all the time , hes just a also would use one of those cutesy lil jumpers that covers the whole body and have lil socks inbuilt, he’d also love watermelons cuz they almost always tasted sweet and he’d be number one fan of bluey and Ernest and Celestine, am I ✨projecting ✨ , of course I am , but the hc’s still make sense ( if you need help writing Dazai agere just call me , im always open to ramble about my headcanons and things babyzai would do )

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                                                      1. Anonymous_Eggz on Chapter 3 Fri 08 Aug 2025 11:19PM UTC

                                                        The headcanons are real. I believe in that wholeheartedly.

                                                        Also he likes bananas cause they taste good but hates the texture, so he randomly goes on and off with them. I am not elaborating. Yes I’m projecting, he’s my baby

                                                        No cause fluff is PAINFUL for me to write—my poetic ass can’t do that?? Lemme make him depressed it’ll be sillyyyyy

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                                                        1. Puppy_dog_dont_know_why on Chapter 3 Sat 09 Aug 2025 12:04AM UTC

                                                          Fr , fluff is way more difficult to write than angst , so im almost always putting at least a bit of angst in anything I write

                                                          I also feel like dazai would be terrified of sleeping alone because I Headcanon him having loads of nightmares , he’d also be one of those baby’s that sleeps easily in cars and carries one specific plushie everywhere

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                                                          1. Anonymous_Eggz on Chapter 3 Sat 09 Aug 2025 12:31AM UTC

                                                            He must be depressed. Read my other reply for context in the second part, I made a lil mistake…

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