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Random forsaken Chatfic because why not heh || COMPLETED ||

Chapter 4: Arson

Summary:

Chaos

Notes:

I had no idea what was going on in my head while writing this

Chapter Text

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Private chat between Mafioso and Itrapped

 

Mafioso: so yeah that's why that gambler is in debt

Itrapped: dang

Itrapped: I mean you're kinda an idiot for letting ONE person gather all of your money like it was nothing

Mafioso: he literally used his 'lady luck' to get it

Itrapped: man we both know that lady luck 'person' doesn't exist 🙏

Mafioso: true

Mafioso: anyways how did you kill chance?

Itrapped: I made him play Russian roulette

Mafioso: wait they actually agreed to do that?

Itrapped: somehow yeah

Itrapped: BUT THIS AXSHOLE KEPT WINNING.

Mafioso: his luck really is that good what

Itrapped: yeah he won until no one else was left

Itrapped: so i stabbed them

Mafioso: could've used a better method

Itrapped: at least I didn't get robbed

Itrapped: if anything I robbed him instead

Mafioso: oh well

 

Mafioso: don't even try asking me for money btw

Itrapped: we barely know each other and you can already read my mind

Mafioso: 🤷‍♂️

 

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We hate sentinels

 

1x1x1x1: bro we are not going with your shxtty plan noli

Noli: I'm literally giving an advantage vro

 

-2 users are online

 

Itrapped: what is going on

1x1x1x1: noli plans on making us socialise

Azure: turns out it's a "killers biggest enemy"

Itrapped: ...

Itrapped: are you guys wimps?

Itrapped: it's literally not that hard to socialise

Noli: say that to 1x4

1x1x1x1: you only want to do it because 7n7 is there

1x1x1x1: if he wasn't, you would side with me

Noli: yall are overreacting

Itrapped: what is this all even for? 💀

John doe: Noli is planning to flirt with 7n7 through text

Itrapped: ...

Mafioso: this is why no one likes you noli

Noli: I'm at the urge of asking 'it' to throw angsty stuff at yall

Itrapped: wtf is 'it'?

1x1x1x1: a entity that brought us all here

Azure: someone give me a tutorial on how to get out pls

Itrapped: me too

Mafioso: me three

Guest 666: me 4!!!!

John doe: since when was guest here??

Guest 666: :D

1x1x1x1: someone srsly need to explain why he's here

1x1x1x1: guest you need to go to the survivors side..

Guest 666: yayyy

1x1x1x1: ...

1x1x1x1: ykw just be you ig

1x1x1x1: as long as you get the job done when given to u

 

-1 user is online

 

C00lkidd: GUY5!!!

C00lkidd: I FOUND A WAY IN THE SURVIVRS HOUSEE

1x1x1x1: *cabin btw

John doe: how did you find it???

1x1x1x1: I've been there once

1x1x1x1: when I arrived there it looked like there was a ritual being made on talemon??? Idk what that was abt but it was funny

-Noli replied to "C00lkidd: I FOUND A WAY..."
Noli: WHY DIDNT YOU TAKE ME WITH YOU

Noli: 7n7......

Noli: my pookie..

Itrapped: can we mute people here?

Mafioso: can't

Mafioso: no one rlly made this group so we don't have perms

John doe: I think there's a block option though

C00lkidd: uh

C00lkidd: why is Mr chicken man having a birthday party with 10 chickens

Azure: huh?

John doe: I think it's a chicken party

1x1x1x1: dammit you should've taken me with you c00lkidd

1x1x1x1: wait

1x1x1x1: I forgot I know the way to get there

 

-1 user is offline

 

Noli: WHAT ABOUT ME

Itrapped: you rot

Guest 666: ^v^

Azure: anyways @C00lkidd see anything else?

C00lkidd: whoa the one with the bomb just sneaked in the squares thingy under the table

Itrapped: who?

Mafioso: im assuming it's taph

C00lkidd: MR 1X IS HERE!!

Azure: This isn't going to end well is it

John doe: I'm going out. don't call me if something blows up

 

-1 user is offline

 

Noli: wait how many of us are online rn?

Azure: I am

C00lkidd: MEEE

Itrapped: why?

Guest 666: ^O^ !!

Mafioso: sadly I am

Noli: ok guys so

Noli: I'm gonna make a plan

Noli: so I realized most of us here have exes except c00lkid right

Mafioso: I don't???

Noli: oh

Itrapped: me too

Azure: you literally asked me the other day on how to act like your 'ex' doesn't exist after knowing them for a long time

Mafioso: out of all people you chose to ask for advise, you chose the one who probably had it the worst???

Itrapped: I didn't do that

Azure: you did

Itrapped: I didn't

Azure: you did

Itrapped: hey mafioso do a favor for me and kill this octopus will you

Mafioso: isn't he already dead??

Itrapped: oh right

Itrapped: deserved ig

Noli: so what If one day we all go into the survivors cabin and capture our lovely exes and bring them back. When we do we will tie them up and beg for them to come back to us and if they don't listen we make them starve until they give up

Mafioso: ...

Itrapped: what the shxt?

C00lkidd: ew

Azure: why was that so ooc

Guest 666: ❌️

Itrapped: I'm pretty sure we ALL agree that no one is doing that

Azure: @Pr3typriincess can you get noli out of here?

Itrapped: why did you call a kid??

Mafioso: trust me that kid isn't normal

 

-1 user is online

 

Pr3typriincess: HII I was having a lovely time having a tea party with bluudud ^^

Mafioso: he was tied up to do that wasn't he

Pr3typriincess: of course he was :D

-Pr3typriincess replied to "Azure: @Pr3typriincess can you get..."
Pr3typriincess: I don't want that half corpse to be there but I guess since he would look pretty in a pink dress

Itrapped: noli has been quiet where is he

 

-1 user is offline

 

Azure: oh

 

-1 user is online

 

Slasher: does anyone know what's going on in the survivors cabin?

Slasher: I swear I saw smoke

Mafioso: @C00lkidd what's going on over there

C00lkidd: uh

C00lkidd: what's arson?

Azure: huh??

Guest 666: "Arson is the act of willfully and deliberately setting fire to or charring property. Although the act of arson typically involves buildings, the term can also refer to the intentional burning of other things, such as motor vehicles, watercraft, or forests"

Itrapped: what the fxck. The first time you ever talked normally is something that came straight out of the internet

Mafioso replied to "c00lkidd: what's arson.."
Mafioso: why? Is there fire going on in that cabin?

C00lkidd: I dunno Mr shedledsky and 1x1 was fighting then fire poofed up!!

C00lkidd: and then noli was running inside saying "7n7 my bbg(??) I'm coming for you!"

Azure: oh wow

C00lkidd: then Elliot ran down the stairs and shouted at me "did you commit arson again?!"

Mafioso: ...

Slasher: ...

Guest 666: :O

Azure: ...

Itrapped: ...

Itrapped: did chance die?

Mafioso: yeah did he?

Azure: is that seriously the first question you ask?

Itrapped: realize how you didn't ask if two time was ok?

Azure: they survived worse so I'm not worried

Slasher: I miss my mentor

Guest 666: noobie :(

Azure: wait so what happened to the survivor cabin?

C00lkidd: dunno 1x1 said "go back to the killers cabin!" So I'm on my way back :D

Mafioso: well then go back to the survivors cabin and tell us what's going on???

Slasher: great parenting

Mafioso: I'm not a parent

Itrapped: yeah you're a parent of 7

Mafioso: what

Itrapped: your "goons" and the 3 kids

Azure: you act like a dad around them

Mafioso: no i don't?

Itrapped: you do

Mafioso: I don't

 

-1 user is online

 

Jason: hey

Jason: visiting hours started

C00lkidd: HI JASON

Slasher: mentor pls help us

Jason: ??

C00lkidd: Jason do I go to the survivors home or killers home?

Jason: why?

Itrapped: scroll up because I know no one is going to type alat

Jason: alright

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Jason: ....

Jason: I'm so glad I got removed because what the fxck is this

Slasher: :x

Guest 666: -n-

Azure: why does Jason swearing feels like a rare occasion

Mafioso: because it is

Jason: where was John while this happened?

Itrapped: out

Jason: ?? That's it?

Itrapped: i bet he saw the incoming danger and left before it happened

Jason: @johndoe

Jason: ...

Jason: @johndoe @johndoe @johndoe @johndoe @johndoe @johndoe @johndoe @johndoe @johndoe @johndoe @johndoe

 

-1 user is online

 

John doe: what?

Jason: deal with whatever is going on

John doe: why me?

Jason: because theres a big issue going on, I'm not in the cabin and 3 newbies, 1 student along with 2 kids are all alone

Jason: 1 kid abandoned somewhere

Jason: and Mafioso is obviously going to make things worse if he takes care of the situation

Itrapped: lol imagine having responsibilities being thrown at you for existing

John doe: @mafioso you go

Mafioso: if I go there and see Chance you know damn well I'll be chasing him nonstop

John doe: ...

John doe: fine I'll deal with it.

 

-1 user is offline

 

Azure: so.. who are we betting on who's getting the most damage?

Itrapped: I vote for noli, vros literally going into the fire with no sense of survival. He's gonna be a full corpse one this ends

Mafioso: 1x4 basically caused all of this so I'm voting for him

Azure: I vote for shed whatever that guy's name is. I think he's gonna have the most mental and physical damage because of some chicken party

Slasher: no idea who I'll vote but I'm just hoping that cultist gets the most damage

Guest 666: ;-;

 

C00lkidd: um

C00lkidd: what's drugs?