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11:59, September 1st (Monday)
GROUP: House Illumina Quarter One
teevee :]: genuienly what the fucj is thus school???? why isit so big???
were gonsn start movign in
in 15 min
and im so lost ?? they showef us the dorms but if rogot where theya re already
builder: If you actually get lost, try to locate the nearest office. There are signs pointing you around
Also, I will be at the main foyer in 10 minutes to lead you to the dorm. I will be holding a large sign that says “House Illumina Q1”.
teevee :]: holy shit
imnever finding my classes </3
also im soscared i forgit somethign but i live a 4h drive away </3
GAMBAH: istill get lost and ive bene here 4 a year dw
teevee :]: SNOT HELPFUL 💔💔😭
GAMBAH: ok butfr, dw abt forgetti g stuff
they have necesssitied in teh town u can buy
teevee :]: but im sttsched to my own stuff
elliot!!: our first break where u can go home is the beginning of october, so itll only be a month 🙏
teevee :]: okok bet
double double: I’m so scared
help
why is everything big and scary??? :C
teevee :]: WHAT IM SAYING TWIN 💔
i went topublic school b4 this
crazy change…
double double: I’ve never been in a school
but I’ve seen videos
how many kids come here?
duse: about 280, give or take, was our last estimate
double double: wowie :O
teevee :]: vro my middle school haf 900 😭
seven: my old high school (it was in the city, 30mins away) had almost 3000
elliot!!: its rlly nice how few ppl there are- its a nice little community where everyone knows everyone
duse: guys, I see you all on your phones
y’all are next to each other and you don’t even know it yet
come over to Builder and I so we can get to know one another in real life ^^
GAMBAH: ok fine
teevee :]: bet (im scaredddd)
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13:32, September 1st (Monday)
GROUP: House Illumina Quarter One
teevee :]: THEY FICKJKING LIED TO ME
elliot!!: ??!
teevee :]: ALL FO THEM
LIARS
I AHTE THIS PLACE
noobius noobador LXVI: wait what happened? vee are you okay?
teevee :]: NO
NO UD ONT UNDERSTAND
BECUASE
BUILDER MAN
IS FUCKING SOUTHERN.
duse: is this a surprise?
teevee :]: YES???
hwen you think southern
you think yall and cowboys and yeehaw adn texas
THSI GUY DIDTN SAY NONEOF THAT
LIKE
I GENUIEFNLY THOGUTH HE WAS BRITISH
BECAUSE HE TPED POSH AND FANCY???
g.1337: honestly? fair enough
builder: I’m not sure what to say
I’m flattered I guess?
teevee :]: duse isnt even britihs……
sob everything is a lie
duse: I think I’m a tiny bit English? like 1/16th? I don’t even know
my dad is like 99.9% Slavic, but my mom’s side is…
we don’t talk about that side
teevee :]: oh
wait are you fr*nch too
duse: honestly I’m probably everything.
I do quite enjoy the French language though
-> 3 Reactions: 🍅 by GAMBAH, teevee :], shed let’s ski
GAMBAH: SHAME
duse: what is wrong with French
GAMBAH: bro 1 tiem my parents took me to see ts fr*cnh magician
btu he was a fraud
and ppl threw banans at him
ive had a passiaonte hatred for fr*ncheis ever since
noobius noobador LXVI: HELP ?????
shed let’s ski: GNG 😭
duse: that’s
Wow
I don’t know how to feel about that honestly
noobius noobador LXVI: ehy do yall have so much crazy ahh lore 😭
builder: Hold the discussion for now and pay attention, guys
@everyone Here are the dormitory arrangements that the school has presented to you, in case you ever are to forget:
IL-01: Builderman, Shedletsky
IL-02: Dusekkar, Guest 1337
IL-03: Noob, Taph
IL-04: Elliot, 007n7
IL-05: Chance, Two Time
IL-06: Jane, Veeronica
If you would like to submit a request for change, please go to the school administrators; also, a valid reason must be presented.
noobius noobador LXVI: i jsut realised smt
these r gender separated rnt they?
builder: Yes
We’ve been progressing in recent years with inclusivity, but the school still has trouble working dorms around gender-queer and transgender students
It used to be based on birth sex only, but many students were uncomfortable with that, especially if medical and/or social transitioning had already occurred. Now, staff typically ask them in the application process what gender they’re most comfortable rooming with, and put them there
However, this time, we seem to have been lucky (with even numbers and all), so the gender-queer students were put together
epitaph_: four,, of us,, <3
twinning <3
last yr i didnt have any </3
duse: and on top of that, more even numbers of six men and two women
jane :P: oh my god. there’s so many men. i just realised
last year my quarter was literally all gals
shed let’s ski: women mentioned………
i missmy gf i hvent seen her in a week
jane :P: i miss your gf too </3 brighteyes my goat </3
shed let’s ski: HEY
jane :P: chill dude i’m taken i’m not gonna steal your girl
shed let’s ski: good… 🐺⛓️
duse: (His eyes, for the faintest moment, flash bright red. You look again—because perhaps you hallucinated that—and sure enough, it’s gone. Yet still, you feel a chill run down your spine. Perhaps you’ve only seen a hint of his true alpha powers.)
teevee :]: hey so what the actual FUCK
noobius noobador LXVI: HUH
WHATFTHE FREAK
I WENT TO DRINK WATER HWAT IS THIS 💔
jane :P: why the HELL is matt dusekkar writing omegaverse
double double: should I even ask…
elliot!!: ts is NOT my student council 🔥🔥🔥
ah twotime i’ll explain it to you in dms if you want ^^
-> Reaction: 👍 by double double
duse: sorry
I used to read a lot of Wattpad books to make fun of them
sadly, I know how the game goes
shed let’s ski: sekkie writes gay porn on ao3 btw ^^^^^^^^^^^^
duse: I do not (What is that nickname)
shed let’s ski: heh… its a tuff nickname dont u think (i thouguht of it on the spot)
duse: I honestly don’t care too much? if you want to use it that’s fine I guess
I do not write homoerotic pornographic works though.
teevee :]: “homoertic pornographic workd” men bruh ☕ amirite jane 🤣
i can fele the stink in this room risig…
shed let’s ski: hey cmon
we shower
teevee :]: maybe twice a month yea.h
mens 13 in 1 ahh /lh
shed let’s ski: cmon bru 💔
builder: Okay listen up again @everyone
Now that we’ve all met each other, we have to do a bit of a thing that I call housekeeping
teevee :]: oh ew do we.have to cleean the dorms or smtg
builder: Not as in chores. Those will be rotated weekly. A chore schedule will be posted after dinner tonight
What I mean is that we should establish group chat rules and boundaries
GAMBAH: booooo /j
builder: For example, what we’re all comfortable with regarding NSFW, sensitive topics, rude jokes, et cetera
I think, for example, that it’d be best to keep venting out of this chat (basically things that are more serious or dark than mild complaints about life). If it’s needed, any one of you can make a separate chat specifically for that purpose
elliot!!: i can do that !
-> Reaction: 👍 by builder
builder: Now for NSFW and discriminatory jokes / slurs
I have seen some such topics already in this chat, but I would like for us to provide a tolerance level
Also, I will not tolerate slurs if they are not ones that you personally can reclaim.
double double: What does NSFW mean?
builder: “Not Safe For Work”; that is, anything inappropriate
double double: oh
Thank you!
ummm I don’t know much about these things so I’ll probably be fine with or ignore them… my parents always said they were bad so I never heard them discussed much
shed let’s ski: builder idgaf abt nsfw adn discmfirnelaktion jokes btw
alsofor two time uh thats kinda sad lwk
vc being 2 sheltered aint rlly a good thing 😔
double double: it’s because they love me though ?
shed let’s ski: yeah ofcrse but i meant
smtimes love has to be touogher ykwim ?
g.1337: I agree
kids won’t be kids forever
you won’t always be there to hide them from the world
oh also, my tolerance is very high, so don’t worry about me
double double: oh
I guess so
-> Reply to builder: Now for NSFW and discriminatory jokes / slurs
GAMBAH: i think u all nkow my tolerance 😈
elliot!!: sigh
yes, we do
as for me, idrc tbh
as long as we dont make others uncomfortable and arent being genuinely hurtful, im all good <3
duse: though I may act offended, I have witnessed too much in my time to have such delicate sensibilities
jane :P: same here
teevee :]: as long as no 1s saying anythign actfually freaky abt me personaly or beign actually racist idc
GAMBAH: im actuallt racist btw ^^^^^
/j
teevee :]: yes bro
also if its a JOKE freakt thing thats abt me i also dontcare
cus ik im fine shyt 😋 /J
epitaph_: ,, idm most things ! if i get uncomf aroudn a specific topic i will simply stop texting for a bit ^^ ,,
builder: That’s not what we want, though
If there’s something in particular that would trigger you or make you unhappy, you should let us know
epitaph_: things n stress points vary for me day by day,.... idk
i dont thin its feasible to make up a list rn
duse: okay
maybe say so afterwards though
epitaph_: ok ! got it
seven: i personally don’t really care about those things
noobius noobador LXVI: i think theyre ffunny but pls dont aim any slurs orfreaky stuff at me </3 i wont do it to anyone either ^^
builder: Alright, then
I think that’s everyone
Let’s just keep everybody’s responses in our minds then, and be respectful of one another’s boundaries always
duse: thank you guys
honestly this seems to be one of the better groups I’ve been in
you’re all very respectful
jane :P: yippee !
epitaph_: :D
teevee :]: tuff ash
builder: You now all have your first free afternoon at the school; however, exiting the grounds only for today is strictly prohibited. I encourage you all to explore the school itself, participate in some of the welcome/welcome-back activities in the dormitory commons, and get to know one another. Dinner will be served at 17:45 (5:45 pm) in the dining hall. Grade 10s, make sure to keep your maps handy.
Have a great year everyone.
@imagi_nation pinned a message to the group chat
jane :P: i like how he had to clarify what 17:45 was, just in case some of us don’t know what 17-12 is
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17:32, September 1st (Monday)
GROUP: House Illumina Quarter One
GAMBAH: bro im sdfjsdkjf bobred
duse: maybe… consider… “hopping off” Youtube Shorts?
GAMBAH: fuhhh no
-> Reply to GAMBAH: bro im sdfjsdkjf bobred
teevee :]: brothet HOW 😭 thered actually SM stuff here ??? im ??????/
im not used to having this much to do /srs
elliot!!: chances estate is like twice the schools size wdy expect
GAMBAH: IT IS NOT
elliot!!: your parents fed you milk with a crystal babybottle btw
your baby clothes and blankets were cashmere wool and mulberry silk
and every morning you wake up and mom brings you breakfast in bed on an actual silver platter /hj
seven: do people actually do that? like for real?
elliot!!: idk
i grew up pretty wealthy but my parents always tried to raise us “as if we were average/middle class”
seven: not sure if thats possible honestly but okay
not to be rude though
elliot!!: i guess not
-> Reply to elliot!!: and every morning you wake up and mom brings you …
GAMBAH: you thikn /hj js makes it all better?? 🙁
elliot!!: well, at least you know im not genuinely trying to be cruel
GAMBAH: what if im into that ♥️♥️🌹
elliot!!: then we have bigger problems.
noobius noobador LXVI: genuinely whgat is this groupchat 💔
teevee :]: guys STOP…… u guys r OFFEMDING my HOMOPHOBIA
GAMBAH: ill offend smth else 👅
teevee :]: FUCK U IMN A MINOR
CHANCE LIEKS MINORS
GAMBAH: i am. four (4) monhts older than yuo
teevee :]: how the fucK donu know that
GAMBAH: brotha our birthfdays areposted on the dorm calender 💔
teevee :]: ok pedo sybau 💔💔💔 u smell like cheese
GAMBAH: petty insults dont hurt me
the lion does not care for small stones rollign down the hill when he is alreadt at the peak
elliot!!: wait
his writing is THIS fire?!?!?
teevee :]: WE DIGGIN DEEP FR THESEMGOLD BARS?! 🗣️🔥
shed let’s ski: BRO HAS A SYMBIOTIC RELATIONSHIP W THE BEAT ‼️
double double: we have to get out all our gears to climb this peak ⛰️⛰️⛰️⛰️
GAMBAH: … twotime?
double double: ?
GAMBAH: nothing
i just didnt think yhou were the type tonsay slang like that
double double: wait what slang?
elliot!!: oh
GAMBAH: 😭 OH MY GODF
double double: no, I’m joking around! I know what ‘peak’ means
it’s like awesome or amazing right?
GAMBAH: yeahyeah
double double: I heard people saying it a lot, haha
I pick up new words pretty easily I think :]
builder: @everyone Dinner starts in 7 minutes. Start heading down to the main hall if you haven’t already! Make sure to keep your student IDs handy. These WILL be checked as you enter, though this won’t be the case every single day.
GAMBAH: 6-7 minutes………….
-> 4 reactions: 👎 by teevee :], jane :P, elliot!!, duse
jane :P: guys thats literally how long it takes to walk there.
maybe its about time yall get off your phones 😔
teevee :]: YES MAAM

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